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May 3, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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5/3/2013 Announcement: May Will Be Slow

Just a quick note to expect less frequent updates on Crappypasta this month – most likely until the first week or so of June.

The reason is simply that my building will be undergoing some serious renovations, and I won’t be leaving my computer (desktop) out to avoid damage from all the dust that will be generated. I’ll still be reading submissions and organizing them on my Kindle, but it’s way too annoying to try and do the posting process from it as well. This means that basically, you’ll only get updates here on the one or two days a week when I’m scheduling stuff for the main site as well.

I’ve gotten feedback in the past about it being better to keep to one page of posts per update in order to give them their time in the front-page spotlight, so I’m curious to hear if you think that is still the case even in this scenario. Would you guys prefer to have larger quantity of updates on the days when I’m doing the posts to make for the smaller frequency of updates, or should it still be one page maximum to allow each author time on the front page and thus get more eyes/critiques for their pastas?

Comment approval on both sites should be at a normal rate, as I can do that from the tablet without any issues. Posts on Creepypasta will also proceed normally, as posting there is handled differently.

Thanks for your understanding and I hope that you are all enjoying the change in seasons :)


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May 17, 2013
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YoeI The Homocidle Maniac

As Yoel and his parents walked inside there home after a long day at the beach.Yoels mother said in her kind voice”Yoel its time to go to sleep becouse you have your first day at school tomarow.The next morning Yoel woke up and got ready for his first day at Diplomat elementary.As he got to his school the teacher asked him his full name to the class and he responded back by saying YoeI Enrique Munoz.Then the class introduced themselves and one of the students name was Asia and YoeI asked her if shes asian and Asia took that offensive so she told on him to the princible.Later that day Yoel spoke with the princible and Yoel got so mad that he grabed him by the neck and snaped it.Yoel had that mourderous feeling and he fleed the scene from police for hourse and then he stumbled on his home.3AM Yoel grabed a knife from his kitchen and went to his parents bedroom and killed them and then he went to his brother Lazaros room and sliced him in half.”Young unkown killer still at large.”Said the wink news reporter.

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May 17, 2013
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The infection

It was a nice day.I was going for a walk in the woods when I saw something in my mailbox. I took it out.There was a sticky note that said “Warning: DO NOT PLAY” and it was tied to a game.It was called “The infection” I saw the warning,but I couldn’t resist.Why? because I’m a huge zombie game fan.I took off my sneakers and ran up to my room.I put the game in my computer.It showed three zombies driving a jeep.I clicked start.I found a cool guy named Drake to use.I shot a ton of zombies.A message appeared with 2 red eyes behind it.”Having fun?” it read.I was startled by that message.I went on to level 2 and shot a bunch more zombies.The message now said,with the eyes glowing behind it, “Stop now if you want to live…” I was kind of frightened now.I went on to level three and shot a lot more zombies.Then Drake fell down on his hands and knees.The message came and said “Run…This will happen to you” Then I saw a black phantom kill my character.I chose someone named David.I shot a crap load of zombies.I realized it didn’t say level 4.It said level 400.I was even more frightened.I jumped when the message came up. “We’re warning you…” I was very scared now.David suffered that same fate.I chose the last one named Gavin.I was on what it said was level 70000000.I knew that was impossible.I just played.He died and the message came. “Goodbye…” and the computer turned off.I looked out my window.I saw a zombie group scoffing and struggling their way towards me.I am about to die…Goodbye…

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May 17, 2013
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Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

So i’ve recently just found out about a Youtube video called “Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv” and supposedly, it killed 153 people for many reasons. Stories have told that subjects who watch the video go insane and cut out their eyes, or carve unidentified messages on their arms. Just let that sink in…it killed 153 people…just because they watched a video. I am also curious if the legend is true…that you go insane while watching it. So I will make a little journal as I go.

May10, 2013 (11:43pm)

I have been waiting, and waiting for everybody in my house to go to bed now…and it’s already 11:43 pm.

May 10, 2013 (11:50pm)

I am now going to attempt to watch the whole video, fullscreen…no one is awake…it’s pouring outside…and the whole house is pitch-black and quiet.

May 10, 2013 (11:53pm)

The only thing on the screen is a mysterious man with a thin mustache looking intensively at me…no movement…just…staring. The blood red tint of the screen gives it a creepy feel. Also I noticed my hands are getting very sweaty. I think i’m nervous…but the video goes on…that man just staring at me…i’m gonna go ahead and end the log here, and try to get some sleep.

May 11, 2013 (4:13am)

I have woken up from night terrors, and also a cold sweat. It’s still silent in the house..and the rain has also stopped. I can’t go back to sleep..so i’ll just review the video more.

May 11, 2013 (4:34am)

I’ve researched it a little more on creepypasta/wiki and found out that the video was removed from Youtube because of the multiple deaths it caused. Yet, why do I still see many other videos of it already uploaded again? Weird…

May 11, 2013 (6:03am)

I’ve now watched the video multiple times and it seems like every time I watch it, it gets more and more terrifying…I think i’m just gonna get off for a day or two…

May 13, 2013 (4:15pm)

I don’t know if i’m getting paranoid or something..but I just can’t focus on school work anymore. I try to focus but that evil image of the man…and the red background just keep on popping up. I’m going to research into it more. I need to find out why it killed all of those people, and why it makes me so paranoid.

May 13, 2013 (6:01pm)

I looked at the video once more, and I had a nose bleed…..yes..a nose bleed.
I don’t know if it was coincidental or because of the video..but I will choose to keep on moving forward. I try to find hidden messages in the video…but all he does at the end is smile for the last two seconds of the video.

May 13, 2013 (8:22pm)

I don’t think I can do this anymore….I just can’t. I’m literally afraid for my own life. It feels like every time I watch that…video..I can feel him staring INTO me.
It just makes me panic, I didn’t talk to anyone about it at all…i’m afraid for their lives too. If this guy is real…I just can’t take it anymore..I didn’t want to let you guys know about the experience I had today, for I am afraid for your lives too…but…I think I SAW him in my mirror today. I KNOW I saw him, I am 100% sure I saw a figure with that exact same face…in the corner of my room. I’m literally so scared right now…I can hear breathing under my bed at night, and I also hear thumps in my closet…I never even dare to investigate…for he might take me..and if he does…who knows what would happen. I feel like i’m the only one experiencing this right now. If you are also feeling like someone is watching you like this…please tell somebody..don’t make the same mistake I just did after watching the video. And please, for your own safety, DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO.

May 14, 2013 (2:18am)

IT IS HERE, I CAN FEEL IT… IT’S WATCHING ME. HELP.

May 14, 2013 (2:30am)

I have accepted my fate…i’m not even going to try to fight it or run from it anymore. He is here. He is going to take me. Footsteps…I hear them..coming up the stairs..slow but a steady pace. The sound of him opening my door…i’m still going to type this…i’m not even going to look at him..I have to ignore him. Maybe he will go away? Maybe, he won’t. I don’t care…as long as it ends..i’m fine with it. I can feel his breath on my cheek. Bye. akhsdgfHDUIAGDIlguygfadwe7tr9667R9O6FR9759YU6R

Hi there, as you can see…my “client” is doing so well. I’ll just let you know, he will be fine don’t worry. Just remember, once you see me…you can’t escape me and I won’t stop. UNTIL. YOU’RE. DEAD.

- Diablo
Credit To – Andrew Gonzalez ~ creepypasta maker.
Credit Link – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79SOgOAbo8&list=LLfX__G69CjQiHySoseQBvuw&feature=mh_lolz

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May 17, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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That Night

It was night time and nobody was around in her house. She was just chatting with her friends online when one other person joined. That person wrote slowly and creepely.

When the girl asked the person, that person said that his name was not important. She grew suspitios of that person.

One day when the girl went online it was only her and the creepy unknown person. The creepy person put on it’s camera, and it was a girl in a room full of stuffed toys and the girl stared at the other girl and typed ” You’re Next”

The other girl closed down her laptop and ran to her dad bedroom, when she opened it, her dad was dead on the floor and the creepy girl was standing on top of her dad “You’re Next!” she shrieked and ran for the girl.

After that the body of the girl and her dad were never found.

Credit To – avi.aiste@yahoo.com
Credit Link – http://www.quotev.com/canyousaykawiigirltome

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May 17, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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Your Creation

Hello, I’m Juliet. At least, that’s what you think.

You see, nothing you know is real. Everything is fake.

What if everything you see is false? This is all something your mind has created to hide the truth.

That there is nothing.

You have made up everything. And I mean everything, from the good to the bad.

You made your favorite bands, favorite TV shows, the colors, your friends, your family, the internet, even this site.

You’ve also made the bad things. Your mind created war, hatred, cruelty, poverty, terrorism, abuse, death. Your mind is a horror. Even this story is your mind. Your subconscious created this story to finally tell you.

It’s all a lie. Now you know.

But you can’t escape yourself. You can’t escape your mind, your subconscious. You can’t escape us. But you will “live” knowing that nothing you see is real. That you’ve created horrors. Doesn’t it make you insane?

Credit To – PsychicGamer

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May 17, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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The Dark Thing

Ignorance can be beautiful…

As she walked down the narrow alleys downtown, Amy saw it. Saw what she’d been seeing from the moment she woke up from a dead sleep at dawn. The dark thing with the pin-sharp teeth was following her, following her wherever she went and she couldn’t escape it. To make matters worse, nobody else could see the damned thing tailing her and making her feel so completely uneasy. No one on the busy streets noticed it, no cars speeding by stopped or gave a second glance, no people on the crowded street stopped and pointed while they screamed, not even the dogs had any reaction to the thing’s vile scent. Amy was afraid the foul thing was merely a delusion, something she’d invented; she spent the rest of the day convincing herself this, right until the moment she lay down in bed. The thing was gone, and she finally fell asleep believing it was nothing more than a figment of her imagination.

The beautiful thing about ignorance is how peaceful it can make you feel…

Amy died that night and no one could explain the numerous lacerations covering her skin when they found her. People spent years theorizing what had happened to the poor girl, but only one thing truly knew what had happened to her that night; the dark thing with the pinsharp teeth that had hidden in the corner above her bed to lay in wait for it’s helpless pray.

So let me ask you this; If Amy died happy thinking it was only her mind playing a trick, is ignorance truly bliss?
Credit To – Adrian Gilbert

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May 17, 2013
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M@Ri0 Galaxy exe.

One Christmas morning, Me and my sister went to the Christmas Tree and saw our new game we wanted for our Wii. It was Super Mario Galaxy. We put it into the Wii and started playing it. On the title screen, there was title screen’s main song playing backwards and there was a plain black background. When we pressed on the Start button, there was dark laughing, like bowser’s laugh, but deeper and quieter. We thought it was just the game how it was, so, we kept on playing. When we was getting our first star, the star turned red and Mario flew backwards and landed on the ground dead, in a pool of blood. The screen turned black and there were red words saying,”Want to try again, or die again?”. Then, blood filled the screen. We turned off the Wii and turned it on again. We started playing again, but we didn’t think that the game was haunted, but it had a glitch. When we was in Good Egg Galaxy, Mario just fell off a cliff by himself and started spinning in the air. The screen turned brown, and only a outline of mario was there, so he actually was mostly invisible. We could not move Mario, and Dry Bowser with Demon parts on him appeared and did that dark laugh we heard earlier. The game crashed and the Wii did not turn on for 10 minutes. We were scared that the Wii turned on by itself and showed a bloody mario keep stabbing himself with a knife in the head. We unplugged the Wii, but it was still on the t.v., so we unplugged the t.v., but still, it was on there. The next thing we did was that I burned the game and my sister smashed our t.v., so our possessed game would stop scaring everyone in our family. Since that happened, we never ever played Mario games again.

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May 17, 2013
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Dopple-Gamer

It was a calm night, with not a cloud in the sky. A young man, whom we’ll call Kane, was in his room working on a YouTube video on his laptop. He laid down on his bed, working on the lyrics, for the video. It was getting late, and the only illumination in the room, was the glow of his lap top screen, a small desk lap, and the black light he used for his pet snake, to keep her warm. In the sun, she was a rainbow of color. Which, was part of her species’ namesake, as the Colombian Rainbow Boa. Everyone else in the household was asleep, and our young hero was starting to get bored. So, he decided to play some Team Territory Two. As the game was loading, he was certain he could hear faint screams, and looked out the window, as lights were coming on in the house across the street. Then, they went out, one by one… Nothing about this was ever said, though no one from the house was seen thereafter…
About a week after the incident, Kane was in his room, reading a book, when he heard a bang outside. He promptly grabbed the nearest pocket knife, as he collected them due to the fact he often went camping, and was to go again that Saturday. Then, a creaking sound in the hallway, and Kane shut the light in his room off. He sat there, for what felt like hours. After quite some time, a sound resembling that of a glass of water being spilled could be heard from across the hall. After a while longer, our young hero managed to get up, clutching his weapon closely, and opened his door, with it sliding open on silent hinges. He then went into his brother’s room, across the hall. He opened the door, and looked to the floor, at his red-tinted reflection. He quickly ducked away and out of the doorway, and then, like a ton of bricks, another thought hit him. He quietly but hastily made his way to his parents’ room, and looked in. He almost started crying right there, but ducked out, sadness and anger welling up inside him. He retreated to his room, trying to be as quiet as possible, and instantly knew someone had been there, his snake now dead in her cage… Whoever had done it, however, was no longer in the room, and likely searching for him.
The hunt was on. “Game on. Bring it.” Kane whispered quietly. Filled with a quiet, misery fueled rage, he grabbed some other knives, his Zippo lighter, and some lighter fluid. Then, he inserted one of his heavy metal CDs into his radio, and paused the radio before it even started. Then, he turned up the volume until it would go no higher, and hit play. He then promptly fled the room, and hid, waiting in the bathroom. The radio would both make him harder to hear, and issue a challenge to the night-killer, this, Dagger in the Dark. “One on one… Take me on…” Kane whispered in sync with the song. Judas Priest, One on One. One of his favorite songs. Then… A shadow! A shadow crept by, and Kane jumped from his hiding spot. The killer turned, and Kane slashed at it. He knew not where though. But then, he felt the shock, of cold steel, slipping between his ribs. He managed to return the favor, and they both slumped to the floor. Kane then took out his Zippo, and let himself up, as he was drenched in lighter fluid. He was getting weaker. He could barely feel the flames creeping up his body. He used the last of his energy to pull the mask off his killer, to find himself looking into a mirror, the killer having his face “High score,” his dark doppelganger said, as Kane started to lose consciousness due to blood loss. “So, did I win…?” Was our hero’s last thoughts, as the smoke from the fire, and mortal wound still seeping crimson blood, took over him. The last sensation he felt, was one of peace and the dark embrace creeping through his body, and his mind going into eternal sleep, never to wake again.
Credit To – Kane
Credit Link – https://www.facebook.com/kane.nicholls.77

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May 17, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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To the authors

I would like to address the authors of a couple of pastas that claim I will be afflicted by some terrifying being. I recently read some of your posts and honestly, I think I should warn you of something.

If either of those comes true, if either of your prophecies becomes a reality for a particular friend of mine, I’m afraid your little deities will find a rather painful surprise. If he is gripped in true terror, something will happen, something quite interesting.

You see, deep inside someone’s mind, there is a battle going on; the person, his subconscious that is, versus some beast which has manifested itself in a human mind. Most of the time, it simply battles with their subconscious, which may have some link to his mental problems. Since about a year ago, he has become disinterested, depressed, and recessive. His friends have slipped away from him. He’s begun to act selfishly and now only a few people can even stand his company at all. It is much more merciful than the alternative.

If he is threatened by something real, something that causes his regular thought to shut down and the part of his mind that is in control of “Fight or flight” becomes active, it will be released for a moment. A moment is all it needs.

Your little ghosts will find the true meaning of pain. They believe that they can cause fear and terror, that because they are dead they cannot feel agony. I am sorry to say, they is dead wrong. Pardon the pun.

After that, it will use the pain it inflicts upon your little legends to break its host. Once it does that, it will have free reign over the body, and have a vessel with which to channel its dark intentions. As it does so, it will begin to warp its human form, and eventually, return to its origins, upon which all hope is lost.

I understand you must be sceptical, think I am speaking too calmly to be scared of this being, think that it couldn’t possibly be real. How do I know about it even if it is? Well I will tell you.

jesus christ i didn’t type a word of that help me for the love of god help m

See you soon, food. :)
Credit To – DWIMoonturtle

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May 17, 2013
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Origin of the Witches 5

Okay, I bet everyone who watched the anime Sailor Moon has heard of the Bureau of Bad Behavior AKA the Witches 5 from the S arch of the series. One of them was named Eudial. If you’ve read the manga, after Sailor Mars used her fire attack on her she changed into a snake haired female demon. I had a feeling she looked like Medusa; the female monster of Greek mythology. But I read in some other myths that Medusa did give birth to a daughter after she fell in love with a king, who never heard of her. The next one is Mimete, in the anime she would always go after attractive guys and wanted to be a singer or actress. She was born to an incubus and siren. In the anime she was killed by Tellu after she pulled the plug to a machine Eudial made but never tested. Tellu is the next demon spawn, she is the daughter of the Harionago or Barb Maiden and a male Mandrake. She was devoured by the ‘heart snatching’ plant she created. Viluy was the fourth, her mother was a Chenoo female demon that was a man eating Ice monster in Native American lore and her father was Osiris; an Egyptian god. Her death was heartbreaking to the anime fans. Her bracelet held nano machines and her attack backfired and she was taken apart piece by piece, she let out a scream when she died that would turn your stomach to ice water. The one was actually two that took the same body, Cyprine and Petirol. They are daughters of Lilith and Hades. In the anime they destroyed themselves.

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May 10, 2013
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Through the Eyes of Death

It’s dark. I drive through the forgotten streets of the city, weaving my way among the vermin of the world. He is here. I can feel it. He is here and he is close. I will find him tonight. I stop the car when I reach the rundown piece of shit they call a bar. Immediately, I see his car. A van, parked in the farthest shadows from the door. I smile. Perfect. I park beside him. I get out, my stomach twisting. My blood singing with excitement. The press of the damp, cool autumn air on my skin only heightens my excitement.

I walk up to the door, and smile slightly at the bouncer. He doesn’t card me. He simply smiles back and lets me in. I can feel his eyes on me as I walk past him, and I can’t help but smile again. I know I look good- better than most- not as good as some. If only he knew what lay beneath this pretty body.

I make my way to the bar, scanning the room. It’s full of drunks and prostitutes and drug addicts, the kind of people this place was invented for. And then I see him. He doesn’t stand out, not to anyone but me. He wears the same disgusting clothes as the rest of the bar’s patrons; his eyes hold the same forlorn broken look as the rest. Yet, he is different. In some way he stands out. Something that is bad for him, but very, very good for me.

I sit at the bar and absently order something I know I won’t drink, never taking my eyes from him. The bartender sets a filthy glass at my elbow that I don’t touch. He sits at a booth alone, this poor, dirty creature. I watch him gulp down his beer. He keeps his eyes on his drink except for a moment, when he looks up around the room. It’s then that I see his face fully and I understand what sets him apart from the rest. It’s his eyes. There is something different in them, something alive and hard, something missing from the rest of the trash that lives here.

He finishes his drink. He walks over to a whore. He slides a few bills into her hands and she stands. He wraps his arm round her waste and leads her to his van. I follow after a moment. From the door, I watch them climb into the back. Immediately, I see it start to rock. I take this opportunity to open my trunk. Inside, laying amiss the cloths and tools is my pack. I withdraw to the shadows to prepare and wait.

They finish quickly. She leaves. He emerges sometime later. Gracefully, I step from the shadows; he hears my heals clicking on the cracked pavement. He turns, and I can feel his eyes on my body, clad only in a thin dress. He smiles. I smile and step forward. In one hand I hold my pack; in the other is my surprise. I wrap my free hand around the back of his neck and lean forward so that my lips almost meet his. He stiffens as my needle sinks into his neck.

I grab him as he falls to lay him gently on the ground. I step out of the impractical heals and drag him to my car. It takes all my strength to pull him into the back seat. Once I have him in, I shut the door. I pull the thick rope from my back and tie his hands with practiced ease. I fill another syringe and inject him with his second shot. This one will keep him out until we arrive.

I pick up my shoes, and climb into the driver’s seat. I feel the smile on my face as I look back at him. I drive away, positive no one noticed us. I stick to the main roads as I drive; I’m less likely to be stopped if I do. I reach the edge of town within the hour, and continue to the country. I drive along the twisting roads until I find the nearly invisible side road. It’s all dirt and rough. I have done this many times.

After another hour of driving through dense forest, I arrive. I park the car in front of the decaying cabin, the perfect place for us to be alone. I sling my pack over my shoulder, unhurried and pull the wheelchair I keep on the porch to the car. With great care I load him onto it. I push him up the ramp, and into the building. Even in the dark, I know this place. I navigate past the holes in the floor without thought. I take him into the Room. I open my pack again, taking from it plastic and rope. I cover the steal table in the plastic. And secure the ropes to pipes that stand at each corner.

With a smile I kneel by him. Slowly, I undress him, as a mother does a child. There is a simple pulley system beside the table. I use it to lift him onto the plastic. I securely tie his wrists and ankles and tie him down by the neck. I go to my pack again. This time I take from it my toys. First I slide on a pair of gloves. Knives of every sort gleam in the dim light as I remove them to set them lightly on a smaller table. They are my most prized possessions; the only thing I think are worth the money I spend on them.

He is waking now. I smile and turn to him. I watch him slowly drag himself from the grip of the drugs. I laugh softly as he wakes fully and begins to struggle against the ropes. He looks at me when I laugh. I slowly walk forward. He begs; like all the others he begs. He asks who I am, what I want, why. He threatens my death. I only smile. I love hearing them scream and cry. I can feel my excitement building. I pick up one of the smaller knives, and place it calmly on his right side, above his liver. His struggles increase but I don’t let his movements make the first cut; that is mine.

I watch his eyes as I slice deep into his liver. He screams, and I only smile; this is my favorite part. I leave the knife sticking in him, and go back for another, longer blade. His curses ring in my ears as I return to him. This one I place over his stomach. I don’t wait for him to notice, I don’t have long. I stab his stomach and he screams again. I grab the third knife without looking and slice immediately across his intestines. I set the knife aside and reach inside his warm flesh. The feel of his hot blood on my hands excites me. My heart races as I slowly pull the gray, ridged, spongy intestines from his body. I enjoy the pain and horror in his face as he watches me toy with his insides. I can feel my excitement peaking, filling me with the only emotion I will ever feel.

He is fading fast. The life is leaving his eyes as I watch. In less than five minutes the once living, breathing man will be nothing more than meat. The excitement is fading now and emptiness is replacing it. I pick up a pair of scissors from the table. From my pack I pull out a tiny plastic bag and a scrap book. I open to a clean page and neatly print the date on it. I leave it sitting beside my pack. With the scissors I cut a lock of hair from his head. I let it fall into the plastic bag and seal it tight. This I tape onto the page, above the date, a small satisfied smile on my lips.

I grab my final blade. A saw. I use it to hack his body into sections. These I wrap in sections of the plastic to be buried in the surrounding forest. It takes time to dig the holes deep enough to prevent animals from reveling them. After three hours of digging and burring, the body is gone. I return to the cabin, hot and sweating, covered in blood and dirt. I strip, and use my dress and wipes to clean my body and then my knives. The dress I burn in the stone fireplace, the knives I pack.

I walk naked to my car and dress in simple clothes from my trunk. I replace my pack. I check one last time for blood. I climb into my car to drive back to town. My hunger has been satisfied for the moment. It will be days, perhaps ever weeks before it returns. As I drive, I think back on my last toy. He had asked who I was. I remember that among his pleas. I had said nothing then. He knows the answer now. I smile grimly at the rearview mirror. I am death.

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May 10, 2013
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Mr. Death

It was a late friday night and I was home alone. I was in my room laying on my bed checking my phone for any missed text’s or calls, the T.V was on in the living room due to me not having a T.V in mine. I could hear the commercials talking about shoes due to my door being open from laziness and besides I was gonna go back in the living room to watch T.V. I suddenly heard a noise, like a thump or something hitting the ground, it freaked me out but it quickly left my mind due to my ADHD. Then I heard it again! This time louder and my mind raced. I didn’t want to move from where I was or anything. Then in the corner of my eye I could see a faint shadow moving slowly on my door but every time I looked nothing was there! Nothing was ever there. I couldn’t take it so I got up and went tot the bathroom which was directly in front of my room. I shut the door behind me and turn on the water. I waited for the water to warm up, I ran my hand underneath the water, it was warm, soothing, felt good. I cupped a handful and rinsed my face several times. Even wet my hair. I shook my head to get rid of this paranoia that I had suffered for half of my life, it was undoubtedly was getting to me.
My eyes were closed and I had reached to my left where I towel was at and dried my face with it, I just held it there for a while. I exhaled and watched as I threw the towel across the bathroom and hit the wall and fall to the floor. I looked back in the mirror and instantly froze. I didn’t dare to move, breathe or even blink, didn’t move at all. There it stood behind me, tall, so tall that it overshadowed me with its black suit, black tie and white collar shirt. What seemed like an eternity was only five seconds. I didn’t blink, I was too scared too, I was afraid that the figure would be the last thing I would see. My eyes were getting irritated so I blinked and as quickly as it appeared it disappeared…..just gone, just like that. I exhaled and opened the door as quickly as I can and ran out and went to my room, shut and locked it behind me.

I had my back to my closet which was directly across from my room and I slowly fell to the floor with my knee’s up. My mind raced all over the place. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen it but not this close! Then out of nowhere I felt extremely nauseous and my body felt extremely weak and tired as If I haven’t slept in days. My eyes felt heavy but I denied my self sleep. Struggling to keep awake I shook my head but out of no where my vision started to blur and the door knob rattled. It rattled violently and it then stopped, the door slowly opened and as it did a bright white light filled the entire room and standing in the middle of the doorway was the tall figure.

I felt a tremendous chill as it entered my vision and I got an immediate chill. My eyes were feeling heavy as ever and the figure stared waking towards me slowly as if it had all the time in the world but I know I didn’t. Every time I closed my eyes it appeared closer and closer till it was at my feet. It crouched, I was overwhelmed with tiredness and fear and couldn’t deny it anymore, I closed my eyes and let the sleep take me away and as I did it reached out at me…….

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May 10, 2013
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The Creature in the Mirror

I was taking a walk through my neighborhood like usual. I started to pass an old house that had been empty for years. There was a sign that said “Yard Sale.”I was a bit curious, so I walked up. There was an old man sitting at a table with a few things on it. I only glanced at some of them, I could have swore I saw a severed finger. The thing that really caught my eye was a very shiny object in a cardboard box underneath the table.

“What’s that,” I asked the old man.

“It’s not for sale,”
said the old man.

“But what is it?”

He shoved everything off the table and heaved the box up. It was a beautifully crafted mirror with gold like trimming around the edges. It looked brand new!

He said “You can have it.”

“But I thought it wasn’t for sale.”

He threw the mirror at me and I fell to the ground. It wasn’t even cracked! It was in perfect condition! The old man was gone, so I decided to take it home.

I hung it on the wall and I just stared at it. I was honestly curious as to why he just gave it to me. I felt a bit sick after a while, so I went to take a nap. I woke up after a while, so I checked the time. It was the middle of the night. I looked at the mirror, and was horrified. Staring at me in the mirror was a man. I took in every detail. He had slits going down the middle of each eye, which were pitch black. He had a bloody black zip-up hood on. He had bloody jeans on too. He had no shoes and some toes and fingers were missing. In places where skin was supposed to show, the skin was torn off.

After a few minutes I realized who it was. It was me. I feinted.

The next time I woke up, I was in the hospital. I was blind. This is what I was told. Someone (I think it was the doctor) told me that I was found being torn apart by a strange man. He said I was bloody with fingers, toes, and skin ripped off. What still haunts me to this day is that the doctor told me I had slits in my eyes.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “This is obviously fake, if he’s blind he couldn’t write this.” After a few months my sight did return, but now I have feint lines in my eyes, they’re now completely white, and I can’t look in a mirror.

Why? Well, when I look in a mirror, my head starts pounding. Except for one, yeah THAT mirror. When my sight came back, the mirror was shattered. I reassembled the mirror and noticed something. The cracks formed the words “No More.” I don’t know and don’t want to know what it means. All I know is that I’ll never be entirely sane ever again.

Please, if you’re reading this, don’t look. Don’t look too long at the mirror, and not just mine, any. Because it will find you, and it will get you.

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May 10, 2013
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It Watches

I spent most of my younger childhood living very contently in a relatively large two story house just outside of a major city in Florida. My time here was relatively enjoyable, living with my two younger siblings, one boy and one girl, and my widowed mother, all of whom were wonderful people. I currently exist at age 18, but my time is short, and soon I will no longer be watched.
Throughout my childhood I suffered massive anxiety attacks on a nightly basis. Being that my mother was the only one able to comfort me through my heavy breathing, seizures, and weeping, she would have to come to my aid late in the night, even when she had to wake up early in the morning the following day to go to work. Living like this was very tiring to both myself and my family, as the attacks would keep me awake throughout each night, causing me to act foolish and rude, and I was eventually ostracized by the children in my elementary school and my younger siblings. The only person who cared for me afterwards was my mother, who had trouble spending time with me, being busy with upholding a household as a single mother and working at the same time. I realized that she had very little free time, and began to try and cope with the attacks on my own. While I had very little success in keeping them from occurring, only managing to slightly suppress their effects, they began to fade away on their own once I hit age ten, in which something much worse took it’s place.
I first saw my Watcher on a cold January night. Dusk had just settled, and I had gone to bed early in order to try and recover some sleep from the anxiety attack that had happened the night before. While laying on my twin sized mattress that had been shoved into the corner of my small, dark blue rectangular room filled to the brim with Novels and Comic Books (I was a heavy reader, being that I was considered an outcast at school and lived life alone, with only the stories of adventurers and fat house cats to aid my dull life.) I first spotted my Watcher. He was standing in the outermost edge of my front yard, directly next to the wooden mailbox I’d grown so accustomed to seeing standing alone in solitary as I surveyed the outdoors each night before going to bed. It was very hard to see at first, and It looked like a normal human silhouette, but once my eyes became accustomed to the dark night, I discovered the truth behind the figure.
The Watcher has no eyes, only a single socket in the middle of its face that mirrors into another world other than mine. looking into the eye is like looking into a reflection of death. The eye not only watches me, but I feed the eye fear as it stares into me. The skin around the eye is rotting and has almost entirely fallen off the ancient looking seven foot tall creature. The little hair it has left on its head are long black clumps that seem to come together to form a mouth just below the eye. the lower section of its body is very thin and brittle looking, and is covered in a black, greasy liquid that is constantly shifting around the skeleton of a creature.
After examining It, I turned away in disbelief, feeling that I must be hallucinating, and that an anxiety attack must be coming on. I wait, wide awake for the next two hours, praying that I will have the attack and it will be over with, and the creature will disappear.
nothing.
I fell asleep.
The next morning I chose not to tell my mother about the creature. I still believe it must be a delusion.
I saw it again the next night when I looked out my window. It was in the same Place as the night before. It is there again the next night.
And the next night.
And the next night.
A year passes, and my everyday life goes generally unchanged, as it did not do anything but Watch from a distance. It was on my eleventh birthday that It changed.
The night of my birthday I look out my window, as I had become accustomed to doing, in order to make sure that It was still there, next to the mailbox, a safe distance away. I was very startled to find It standing on the hood of my Mother’s Mini-Van, Peering in through my window at eye level with me. It was so much closer, and I could see every bit of the creature in its full form writhing before me. Just like before, it stood absolutely still. the Strands of hair forming its mouth did not form any expression whatsoever. It was blank, except for that portal in place of an eye, in which I could see a grotesquely deformed version of my face staring back. I was immensely frightened by It’s sudden change in position, and after being frozen in fear by the newfound image of my demented self in It’s eye for almost a minute straight, I shut the curtains and curled up in the fetal position in bed in an attempt to hide from the creature. It began loudly stomping on the car hood at a very high tempo, and in a rhythmic fashion. I screamed at it to stop. It stopped, but only for a moment, before continuing it’s dance. I try to sleep with the loud, demonic banging ringing through my ears.
It Listens.
I Listen.
This continues night after night, for five years. I enjoyed the tune of the stomping from outside my closed-curtain window. It calmed me and put me to sleep each night. It was my sixteenth birthday in which It’s pattern changed.
It was crouched in the corner of my room, on the opposite side to where my bed layed. I walked in to my room the night of my birthday to discover It. I was scared, but pretended not to notice it in fear of it attacking me. I sensed hostility in it’s stare. I decide right then and there that I will only enter my room to sleep at night. I felt that as long as I didn’t bother It in It’s studies, It would not harm me. This may seem like I was under reacting, but after living with It for six years, I had learned to manage the anxiety and stress It brought into my life. I should have acted. Should have done something. Should have left.
I ignore.
It Watches.
Today is my eighteenth birthday. I am sitting in my room with It. It watches. I don’t want to look. I can feel a new wave of hostility coming from it, stronger than ever before. I hate it. I want it to leave. I want to leave. It is crouching in front of my door. I can’t leave. I’ll bet it can tell that I’m writing about It. I wonder if It is real, or if I’m imagining It. Should I try to jump out of the window? Should I attack It? Should I-
It Breaths.
It Touches.
I Feel.
I Am.
It types.
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May 10, 2013
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Ceiling Crawler

10 years ago when I was 8 my family moved into a huge house at the edge of a Minnesota forest. The house was everything I could imagine and more. There were 5 rooms but we only needed 3. One for my 5 year old sister, one for me, and one for my parents. I love forests so I thought this house would be awesome. The first night in the house I was reading my book when I hear a sizzling sound coming from the kitchen. I go to the kitchen and I see a green acid on the stove that was melting it. I was confused and tired so I went back to bed and decided to check it in the morning. The next morning my parents were looking at the stove in shock we had to order a new one. My parents decided it must have been an old stove so it fried itself. I spent the rest of that day not doing much but watching TV. That night I woke up to the sound of my sister screaming at the top of her lungs. I rushed to her room to see her siting on her bed staring at the ceiling. My parents came in seconds later to see her. They never figured out what it was that night so she spent the night in my parent’s room. That morning I went to my sisters room to check it out and all I saw was more of that green acid but this time it was on her fan and burning the carpet as I dripped. I left her room and went to the forest to clear my thoughts. I went a little further than usual. Then I heard something in the trees and looked up to see a 6 foot long creature running through the trees. I turned around and headed straight home. When I got home my parents were gone and they left a note saying “went to see a movie we will be home at 11 pm.” I was scared but I decided to but my sister to bed and go to sleep. I woke up to a thunk on the ceiling. I looked up and froze in complete horror. There was a no eyed scaly green monster with a long tail hanging from my ceiling watching me. It shot a green acid that barely missed my head but melted through my pillow. I got up and ran outside. When I ran outside I was nearly hit by my parents pulling into the drive way. They came up to me and asked what was wrong but I could barely speak. My parents went inside and heard several screams coming from my little sister’s room. Bye the time we got up there she was gone but there was blood and acid everywhere. That’s when I saw the creature jump out my sisters window and in to the forest never to be seen again. That night we got a hotel and called 911. There was no evidence but it looked like there was a lot of struggling and that my sister was most likely eaten alive. I was super said and I still am we moved out of that house and never looked back.

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