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1971 Magruder High School

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October 11th, 1971. A public high school known as Colonel Zadok A. Magruder High School was in it’s 2nd year establishment. Little did students know about the mysterious areas that surround the school building. The history of the 1971 events attempt to be forgotten, due to paranoid parents almost taking down the school. Current principle, Leeroy Evans, tries to keep the truth away from locals in this time period. The man does not want to reveal such horror that occurred. It was a Tuesday, 9:30am, class was in session, October 11th, 1971. A man, known as Manfred Nohsix, was a man always on schedule. HIs last words were “you’re late…” before the hanging. He resided in the house nearby Magruder. He would visit the school on a daily basis, sometimes as a substitute or a visitor. He consisted of a long orange mustache, spectacles, a maroon jacket, tight black trousers, and a large body. He would often remove his spectacles for dramatic effect. Though he was a large man, his workout ethics mostly consisted of physical improvement in the thigh region. A porcupine-like creature would occasionally distract Manfred from operating the technology in the school. At 9:30am, classes were in session. Manfred went to fix a wire near the science hallway. He apparently left something at his house, so he departed the school for a little. When Manfred arrived to his house, their was something eerie on the ground. Unable to identify the object, he took it to the school to get answers. No one knew what it was, nor bothered to reply to Manfred. Manfred did not want to have possession of the object anymore so he discarded it somewhere inside the woods near Magruder high school. Manfred went to his house after discarding the object, but he was acting strange. He developed paranoia and stress for no apparent reason, then he got angered and started to rampage in his house. He could not afford any doctor nor hospital care, so he tried to ignore it. He also believed that pharmaceutical drugs would not help out. The panic expired after a few hours, but his house had minor interior damage. 1:01pm was when Manfred entered the school and broke up a fight between two students in front of the media center. A strict chinese woman (believed to be the mother of the current media center asian lady) got into the fight to also break it up. Her name was Elise, and Manfred’s first words to her was “My aren’t we in a hurry” in a kinky style. Elise giggled, and greeted Manfred. The two boys who fought, known as Santiago Nolan and Nelson Suarez, got suspended . Due to frustration, Santiago sought revenge on Manfred. Santiago sneaked upon Manfred’s house during 3:32pm and tried to chuck a mug into his window. Santiago caused profanity and threw a bunch of other things into Manfred’s windows that eventually made the house seem deserted. Manfred was walking towards his house and saw Santiago violating his house. Unable to respond to this scene, Santiago managed to escape. Due to Manfred’s humongous thighs, it was difficult for him to chase down a high school sophomore. Although Santiago was as relatively close to an ogre in size comparison, his fear of getting in more trouble encouraged him to reach for the stars. As Santiago was running, he tripped over a small ditch in the middle of the forest. Nearby the ditch was the object that Manfred discarded. Santiago stared at it, and developed an abnormal state of mind. The sound of his cry was as similar to a blue whale’s moan submerged in the deep blue. Manfred heard the horrendous noise, so he checked it out. At this point, Santiago mistakenly had drowned himself in a three foot swamp in the woods. Manfred came to the scene and exclaimed “The object’s seal has been broken…Due to Shrek’s manipulation.” The toxic slime found in the swamp’s murky waters had begun to turn Santiago’s eyes a sickly reddish color. Manfred left the scene in a panic, because it seemed like he committed murder. As he was running away from the disgusting corpse, he found the object he discarded. Manfred was so traumatized that he took of his spectacles and fled. 4:43pm, was when he was found attempting to hang himself inside the girl’s locker room. As Manfred took his last few breaths, he was able to get out the phrase “You’re late” to the witness attempting to stop the act. The witness was later identified as Sasan Coulade, but the football team called him “Sasan the Quenchdog” because he was thirsty enough to steal kool-Aid from the girl’s locker room. The athletes found out shortly after 5pm. Due to the horrfying experience, Magruder could not focus much on it’s education and athletic stability. On a current magruder history site, the text “Note: Team records from 1974-1994 are taken from available records contained in the school yearbook and newspapers. In some cases information from the early years of Magruder are not available. ” The death of the two people temporarily closed down the school for a few weeks. Journalists were prohibited from reporting on the subject due to the constant surveillance by the NSA. MCPS did not want to keep any documentation of Magruder until a few years passed after the incident. The eerie object still lies inside the woods near Magruder high school, and some people are willing to pay over two thousand dollars for it due to desperate research and information. Why hasn’t the object been found yet? Some people say that it is too difficult to find it after 40 years in the open. Some say that it is too bloodcurdling to give it a shot.
Credit To – Montgomery County

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7 Comments

  1. What?, indeed.

    Your pasta read like a telegram filled with random nonsense.

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  2. What violence people think happens around schools: This.
    What actually happens: “I killed him! His body’s decomposing in my lockerrrr!” said Angel the calculus student.

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  3. i simply cannot believe this

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    • Hello there marcus, or should I say Leeroy Evans?

      It’s real cute an’ all that you’re trying to disguise yourself, but please learn how to use author proxies before you do so.

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  4. This is a serious manner. Montgomery County officials made a deal to not publish this information 40 years ago. Please do not use this data against me. Thank you.

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    • this is real?
      yea, and in reality im a protoss deathballer, not a zerg rusher.

      (that was sarcasm, by the way. theres no rush like zerg rush)

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  5. I’m JoJo. Please forgive me for quoting ‘Stand and Deliver’, one of the most obscure films I could possibly quote.

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