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When I was 20 I worked as an intern for the Teletubbies, a kids show aimed for kids from about 4-6 years old. It’s a really cute show, I have to admit, about 4 little things with televisions in their tummy. Their names were Tinky-Winkie, Dipsy, LaLa, and Po, and they all had a shape on the top of their head. Although I was only an intern, I had developed a pretty good friendship with one of the creators. His name was Andrew Davenport and was a really nice guy when you get to know him. After about a year being an intern it was announced that the show was going to be cancelled. The news broke my heart and I was really disappointed about leaving that job. I was already working at a Starbucks near where my girlfriend and I live, so I wasn’t unemployed, but it still took a while to get over it, after all, I’ve only been working there for almost a year.
About five years later I got a package in the mail. At first I didn’t recognize the name, but after a few minutes, I realized that it was the creator of Teletubbies, Andrew Davenport! This brought back so many memories. The package was simple, just a DVD, and a letter. Before even looking at the DVD I opened the letter. This is what it said:
Dear Billy,
It’s been a while hasn’t it? I can’t believe that I just found this in my attic! Oh my gosh! Well, I know how much you wanted to have it, so, here it is!
I miss you bro!
Andrew Davenport
I had no idea what he was talking about at first, but then I remembered it all! We were at a party at his house, sort of like a good-bye Teletubbies party, not that we were happy about the show being canceled and all, and I was begging Andrew to give me a copy of the unfinished episode we were working on before it got canceled. He said that he didn’t know where he could find one and that all of the Teletubbies stuff are all over the place, so it could be anywhere. I looked at the DVD and it said “Teletubbies WIP”. I was so excited for my girlfriend to get home so we could watch it!
When she got home, I told here all about the package and she was very excited. We immediately popped it in our VHS, only to find that it was not compatible with our VHS. We tried cleaning it a couple times, but it didn’t solve the problem at all. So we put it in my slow, old 2001 Windows computer. It turns out that it was a data disk, so it would not work on a VHS. A file came up that was called “2002_Teletubbies_Po_Takes_A_Bath_WIP.mov”. When I tried playing it, my computer completely crashed, even after the next few times trying. So we tried my girlfriend’s computer, a brand new MacBook Pro, and the same thing happened. So we imported it into iMovie and it played just fine.
The same thing happened that happens at the beginning of any Teletubbies episode, the baby sun comes up and the theme starts playing.
After about three minutes in, there was a knock on the door. We paused the video and went to see who it was. There was no one there. So we just assumed that it was some kids trying to play a trick on us. We just continued watching.
Po comes back and is covered with dirt, it reminded me of the dirty knees episode. The narrator said “It looks like it’s time for Po to take a bath!” Po says his usual “Eh-Oh” and goes to the microphone and says “Activate tubby bathtub!” Then the phone rang.
We paused the video and picked up the phone. There was no one there. We just assumed that it was a wrong number. So we continued to watch. Just when we started to play it, the phone rang again. This time we didn’t answer it and just kept playing the video. The phone kept ringing, but when we pause the video, it stopped. We played the video and the phone rang again. There was also a knock on the door. We paused the video and it all stopped.
So we played it again. This time, though, it was worse. I heard screaming from outside. We shut the windows and the screaming just got louder and was joined by sobbing. And I tell you, it was if you turn off your iPod in the middle of a song when we paused the video.
It was obvious that it was not coming from the video. So we rapped a blanket around ourselves, and watched it in a large box. But as soon as we played it, the noise continued, right where it left off. And this time, it was coming from right outside the box. Just as soon as I paused the video, we heard a knock. But this time, it was unreal. Whatever it was that was knocking, was knocking on the box.
We never played that video again. And we never plan to.
Credit To – Billy Linc
Credit Link – Billy Linc

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  1. My main complaint about this is the fact of its existence. Clearly, you seem to enjoy writing, because you are nigh typo-free, but, oh, God, the plot! Knocking? Door-bell-ringing? Teletubbies?
    You are joking, right? For all our sakes, I pray you are.

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  2. I think the Creator lost that episode in his attic on purpose…

    On another note, Teletubbies? Really? Can we go any lower???

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  3. This is idiotic. It’s not the first story of it’s kind on here and sadly it won’t be the last. The only thing creepy about teletubbies is people older than four who actually enjoy it.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  4. It was probably just Kinky-Winky trying to get in contact with you to borrow some KY jelly.

    Teletubbies?!? For Christ fucking sakes!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Is this for fucking real? I just sharted myself cause I was laughing so fucking hard at this trollish – oh, fuck me I can’t even type I’m fucking dying here from this retardation. Hahhahahahahhah.

    Help help Po is getting out of the bath like that scary old hag in the ‘Shining’
    “Activate telli-bathtub”!!! Hahahahaha! Drown this pasta! Drown it and fuck it down the soap-scummed drain straight to BBC Hell!!!

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  5. Teletubbies? No. Just no.

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  6. When I saw the name of this, I honestly thought this was going to be pornographic.

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  7. NOPE.avi!

    Also jesus fucking christ when will occur to you people that teletubbies and thomas the tank engine and whatever other things you darn-diddley kids watch these days are not scary.

    Go home.

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    • I don’t know… the faces on those trains are pretty freaky.

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  8. I’m sorry, but why were you and your girlfriend so excited about watching a show aimed at 3 year olds? This makes bronies seem downright ordinary.

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  9. At least it didn’t have mindless violence.

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  10. It didn’t occur to you that shit was going down? Ugh.

    And what, you got in a box?

    Why would the knocking be unreal.

    I doubt the Andrew guy would write a note like that.

    I have trouble seeing something you tried to fit into a VCR play in a MacBook.

    Nothing happened in the show..

    The ending is so over used.

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