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400 Days

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400 days have past ever since. 400 days since Jeff the Killer, Lost Episodes, Nightmare Fuel etc where introduced into this world. 400 days has past since this channel was created. 400 days have passed since the 1st subscriber subscribed. A question wanders in the back of my mind, “Who was the first subscriber?” Now being an average CreepyPasta subscriber, I wonder what the hell got this guy to create stories that personifies horror. Nightmares are just dreams to me right now thanks to CreepyPasta. I still don’t know how or why pasta is creepy but hey, I’m not him. Ever since Jeff The Killer, I have been somewhat intrigued in his videos. My favorite being “Cupcakes.” You know, the one where Pinkie Pie guts Rainbow Dash. I actually liked it simply because I have a strong hatred towards My Little Pony. I extremely love his Jeff The Killer and Slender-Man series. I really think it is comforting whenever someone dies in one of his videos. It just sends joy through my body whenever someone is stabbed, burned, slaughtered, or just killed. Silly viewer, you don’t even know who is posting this Pasta. You don’t know who even thought of posting it. Silly viewer, you don’t even know my past killings. Silly viewer, I’m coming for you. That’s right, Jamie. I’m coming for you. Same with you, Alex. And Angie. You all are dead. These are your last living days. Remember to look behind you. Especially when you here the door open. I’m coming for you. Don’t go to sleep. You might not wake up.

Credit To – Joel Mason

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26 Comments

  1. This isn’t so much a pasta as it is some person just typing random crap at us.

    Why did you think this needed to be submitted as a pasta? It seems more suited to be a comment on a YouTube video or something.

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  2. Dear Author,

    I have recently noticed nearly all of the stories on this site have been written by you. I hope you correct your grammar and spelling errors and improve.

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    • Considering that you’re almost certainly mistaking the admin account posting the stories for the author credit, I have to ask -

      “nearly” all?

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      • Even the announcements are posted by him!

        He’s gotten too far into our system!

        Somebody, please, stop Derpbutt!

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    • Oh dear, it’s been a while since someone made this silly mistake.

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  3. The author of this is so edgy and tough. People like this make me laugh. They’re so insecure they try to act like they’re something when they’re nothing. These are usually the people who think death and murder are so awesome but if they get a bloody nose they pass out. If you find comfort in an innocent person being murdered, even in a story, you have problems that probably can be helped if you will just try to get it.

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  4. This tastes more like spam than pasta.

    Feed it to the swine.

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  5. Well, my name isn’t on that list, so I guess I’m fine!

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  6. Is this a story, or a dare to see if you can name-drop every major creepypasta/creepypasta genre in the space of one incredibly short story?

    Downvote, 1/10, and…. *no* keter duty. That would be too kind for this.

    Instead, I’ve added it as one of my contenders for Most Incomprehensible Pasta.

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  7. Wait Joel mason? Like the professional football player,Joel mason,who played for the greenbay packers in 1944. That Joel mason? He died in 1995. How……..what……..dafuq?

    Credit to- Roy McKay

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    • Oh I didn’t see this one. You’re annoying. Learn to fucking write.

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  8. Well that was shit.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  9. Y DoNT U APPRECIAITE HIM TALENT U JELIOUS LAZY COMMENTERS HES CLREALY HASa TALENT

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  10. Do you even know what the word”story” means?

    -10/10 and a downvote

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  11. I was expecting five adventures of the following:

    A guy who looks exactly like Kurt Russell
    Another guy who is called Russell,
    A prisoner
    Someone who is bossed around by this dick
    And some one who is hunted down by the same dick.

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  12. That’s it? Really? Well, it SUCKED! My name is NOT on the list, so you failed.
    Also, this seemed like a crazy homeless person spewing random shit at everyone who passed by him.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  13. Silly writer learn to write.

    I ‘am going to get you Joel lock your doors and don’t sleep I will haunt you.

    1/10 stars and a down vote. and please do t write any thing again
    (Who is you English teacher they should fire that guy)

    ;_;

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    • That’s funny, I was thinking the same thing about you.

      You think you’re the “ghost of proper grammar” yet your comment is awful. If you want a pseudonym like that you should ensure that you at least write correctly. You don’t appear to understand what apostrophes are for. Not good.

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    • Your name is quite ironic when compared to your own writing capabilities.

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    • I’m getting the impression that your name is supposed to be ironic because “grammar” is in quotation marks. If it’s not then your’re not a ghost of proper grammar,if you’re a ghost at all.

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  14. I grow weary of teenagers trying to be dark and scary by playing the misanthropy card. “Oooh, I hate all people and love it when they are tortured and killed! I’m so evil! Like me on Facebook to see more of my dark and disturbed mind!” You aren’t scary or psychopathic or even remotely interesting.

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    • The incredible thing is, it appears to be a modern phenomenon but it’s actually something that has been happening for years.

      The teenage years are when people generally start to become individuals. People develop their own thoughts and ideologies during the teen years. Many still seem to like to stick to certain groups (hipsters, chavs, emos, goths, rockers etc.) whilst others become far more independent and become their own person. I was one of the latter. This is the thing that humours me with the angsty emos, they pretend they’re alone and isolated when in fact they belong to a very large social circle.

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      • “But nobody in my ‘social circle’ understands me. They’re all just fakes and posers. I feel alone even when I’m with them. Hang on, gonna go write some more free verse poetry…”

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  15. Are you serious?! This is ain’t scary. This is diary of a wimpy fail.

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  16. Hay guise, look @ hoe haredcore i is. i liek crepypasta. i leik waching peepl dy. ur next. blarg.
    That’s pretty much what I got from this pasta. 1/10 and a downvote.

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