I’m not mad,or crazy,or insane.just bloodthirsty.heres my story.
I wasn’t like the other boys and girls.Most of them like dolls or fighter planes.No.I had to like fake knives and guns.Apparently that made me insane.I hated that.I hated my mom for that.I hated my dad for that.Sending me to Marian School For Special Children.”Please be careful with Matty!Shes…uh…special.” said my mother.This is the day i went to the asylum.
I was only 6 at this time.”W-where are we going???”I asked nervously.”To your….room.”Said the man.They havent emptied my pockets yet so i still had my lucky knife in my pocket.”Cell 118″I read aloud.”You lied”I said.So i stabbed him.Right in the heart.I ran as fast as i could.I got away.I finally felt free
Credit To – Morgan
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February 20, 2013 at 5:23 am
All I have to say is that the misspelling of “asylum” is quite appropriate for this story. So much ass.
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February 21, 2013 at 2:56 am
There’s supposed to be a space after punctuation. This is not the first story I’ve read that’s had that particular grammatical quirk. Are they not teaching that in schools anymore or what’s the deal?
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February 26, 2013 at 9:30 am
I’ve heard that rumour. It’s disappointing really.
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February 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
Heheh… “Ass”ylum…
*Ahem* Sorry, what?
Show some actual effort next time and maybe we’ll be able to help you improve.
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February 28, 2013 at 2:40 pm
The thing i dont understand is.. What fucking asylum WOULD ever send a child there for liking fake knives and guns. also part 1? part 1 of what a paragraph?
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April 8, 2013 at 3:43 pm
“Hey, you know that child who loves weapons? Well you know how for some reason we’re looking them upset despite the fact they’ve done nothing wrong ? I don’t think we should search them before we take them to their room. It’s not like they’ll do anything, is it?”
*stabbed*
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April 27, 2013 at 11:56 am
so you liked playing with fake guns (which most children do at some point) and you were sent to an insane “assylum”? And why did you have a knife on you if you were 6 if your mother already thinks you are insane?
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