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February 11, 2013 at 8:25 pm
Wow. This is so shit, so obviously trying to be a parodypasta, that it fails.
Author, your pasta isn’t scary, and by the looks of the stars you’ve been voting it up. You are the utter scum of humanity, and I will dance on your grave.
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February 13, 2013 at 7:02 am
I’m really hoping that the misspelling of typo was unintentional, because that was the part of the whole paragraph.
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