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BUNCO.mp4

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A few days ago, I was on youtube watching cat videos. I got bored and looked through my recommended videos. I saw that there was a video called “BUNCO.mp4″ which had a thumbnail of a square clay elephant next to a clay man. I clicked on it out of curiosity. Later I wished I hadn’t. The first thing that was weird was that it had been uploaded on December 19th, 2012. At the time, it was October 12th 2012. I thought it was a glitch and then watched it anyway. The video was a rather poorly made disturbing claymation. When I saw it, my left toes all fell off. I screamed. I was taken to the hospital and had my toes re-attached. When they asked me what happened, i told them it was bunco.mp4. They looked it up. It was no longer there. Now, on December 19th, the video has been uploaded. Do not make the same mistakes I did. But here’s the link. Beware.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4jIQSJ6OVk

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  1. How can you have schmuck bait in your story when the link leads to an unavailable video? It doesn’t even go to Rick Astley. I am so disappointed right now! And all my toes are still attached! Fraudulent advertising, that’s what it is!

    If this was a troll attempt, or a parody attempt, honest to God, if that link had led to a “good” enough original video (either hilarious or scary) this could have been an interesting attempt at a pasta.

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  2. I have a feeling this whole story was used to get more views on youtube. -.- If that’s true, I applaud you for the idea, but you deserve the asshole of the year award. Good day to you, author.

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  3. So he just simply ‘screamed’ when his toes fell off, and is totally fine with it while writing?
    Also, file extensions? There is only ONE acceptable file extension, and that is Nope.avi, which perfectly sums up my response to this.

    In other words, this gets a +2FAITHINHUMANITYDESTROYED. (Don’t be fooled – the higher the number, the worse the pasta.)

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  4. I wish I’d just been Rick rolled. Instead of just nothing.

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