One sunny day outside, I had to be inside doing work. Every day I have to do this stupid work and its really boring. I hate my job! Suddenly, everything pieced together in my mind..why have a job I dislike when I could have a job I liked?? The next day I went in to work and quit my job. When I got home later that day after a night of drinking I got a phone call from an unknown number, I answered it and they asked me where they should put the bodies. I asked them what they were taking about and they hung up.. The next morning I got a call from that same number and this time a woman was on the other end, she said she was coming to get me because I knew too much information! I heard a knock on the door. I didn’t answer it and my door flew off the hinges! A woman stepped inside with two large bodyguards and they grabbed me. She thought she had me but I slipped out of her grasp and ran to my neighbors house. I thought I lost them. I turned around and there they were with a butcher knife! The woman lunged at me and she stabbed me in my stomach and I awoke in my bed SCREAMING? Phew, it was just a dream.. I went to the bathroom to wash my face..as I closed the door the woman from my dream was behind me. My wife put her hands on my shoulders and asked if I was alright(: I said yes and we both went back to bed.
Credit To – kaybaby(:
Credit Link – kayla_elrod@ymail.com

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December 29, 2012 at 8:37 am
Really. An emoticon in the middle of the text. The sad thing is, I’m not really all that surprised. I am curious as to how one pronounces it, though.
“Honey, are you all right, smiley?”
“Honey, are you all right, grin?”
“Honey, are you all right, parenthesis colon?”
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February 16, 2013 at 2:39 pm
its obviously to show that it was a joke, the woman he was scared of was his wife, and even though its pretty obvious, some people may not have gotten it.
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January 6, 2013 at 8:10 pm
very niiiiiiiiiice
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January 9, 2013 at 4:56 am
>look at title
>read for ‘who was phone’ joke to make fun of
>no who was phone
>title lied
>author i am extremely disappoint
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January 9, 2013 at 10:14 pm
Wow, the author actually 1-star the people that that comment on her pasta!
And the pasta… What’s the point if nothing happens?
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January 16, 2013 at 7:14 am
don’t worry, ill 5-star everyone so it balances out :3
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February 14, 2013 at 3:32 am
My brain hurt from just trying to process what you wrote. Do us all a favor and go back to Grade school.
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March 31, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Oh look, more fanfiction.
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May 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm
I actually liked this one. . Maybe because I know a lot of men who are scared of thier wives.
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