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But who was phone??

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One sunny day outside, I had to be inside doing work. Every day I have to do this stupid work and its really boring. I hate my job! Suddenly, everything pieced together in my mind..why have a job I dislike when I could have a job I liked?? The next day I went in to work and quit my job. When I got home later that day after a night of drinking I got a phone call from an unknown number, I answered it and they asked me where they should put the bodies. I asked them what they were taking about and they hung up.. The next morning I got a call from that same number and this time a woman was on the other end, she said she was coming to get me because I knew too much information! I heard a knock on the door. I didn’t answer it and my door flew off the hinges! A woman stepped inside with two large bodyguards and they grabbed me. She thought she had me but I slipped out of her grasp and ran to my neighbors house. I thought I lost them. I turned around and there they were with a butcher knife! The woman lunged at me and she stabbed me in my stomach and I awoke in my bed SCREAMING? Phew, it was just a dream.. I went to the bathroom to wash my face..as I closed the door the woman from my dream was behind me. My wife put her hands on my shoulders and asked if I was alright(: I said yes and we both went back to bed.
Credit To – kaybaby(:
Credit Link – kayla_elrod@ymail.com

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  1. Really. An emoticon in the middle of the text. The sad thing is, I’m not really all that surprised. I am curious as to how one pronounces it, though.

    “Honey, are you all right, smiley?”

    “Honey, are you all right, grin?”

    “Honey, are you all right, parenthesis colon?”

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    • its obviously to show that it was a joke, the woman he was scared of was his wife, and even though its pretty obvious, some people may not have gotten it.

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  2. very niiiiiiiiiice

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  3. >look at title
    >read for ‘who was phone’ joke to make fun of
    >no who was phone
    >title lied
    >author i am extremely disappoint

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  4. Wow, the author actually 1-star the people that that comment on her pasta!

    And the pasta… What’s the point if nothing happens?

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  5. don’t worry, ill 5-star everyone so it balances out :3

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  6. My brain hurt from just trying to process what you wrote. Do us all a favor and go back to Grade school.

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  7. Oh look, more fanfiction.

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  8. I actually liked this one. . Maybe because I know a lot of men who are scared of thier wives.

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