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caillou’s suicide

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you know that show called caillou,well this will shock you also now to me its not a kids show (i will not reveal my name for security reasons just call me b)so i was babysitting my four little cousins and they loved caillou and well i hated it. earlier i got a caillou disc that showed episodes so when they saw what i had they were happy i wasnt. anyways i put the disc in and it played pretty normal although when the fifth episode played thats when things went creepy.i looked up and saw the title it said caillou’s suicide i then thought must be a joke. the episode started normal caillou woke up and wanted to play with his parents so he went to his mom he asked her if she wanted to play,but she was working and said no caillou was upset but he thought his dad would play.so he went to his dad his dad was working on stuff two caillou was upset alot sadly he couldnt play with rosy because she was at her grandparents. caillou was crying in his room and the narrator explained his thoughswhich were really creepy and nasty for a kids show. so caillou went to his parents room and found a gun. he went back to his room when his parents came in the room caillou had the gun aimed at his head and he shot himself with blood splattering on his parents. it then shifts scenes to caillous funeral whichthe narrator sounded like she was screaming and dying and then the last part showed the narrators body dead with a man near the episode ended there and i took the disc out.my little cousins were scared and crying. my parents got home and asked what happened i showed them the episode and i got rid of it destroyed it,but it haunts me to this day.

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  1. Okay, guys, I think I made a perfect format for Lost Episode pastas.

    [AUDIENCE SURROGATE/NARRATOR] decides to watch [CHILDREN'S SHOW] and notices [TITLE OF LOST EPISODE]. Intrigued, they watch it. [CREEPY SHIT, PREFERABLY INCLUDING THE WORD HYPER-REALISTIC] happens, and [MAIN CHARACTER OF SHOW] commits suicide. Curtains roll. OPTIONAL ENDING: Someone commits suicide because of watching the show.

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    • Very astute as usual. I hate “lost episode” pastas as much as video game pastas.

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  2. “you know that show called caillou”

    Nope.

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  3. I watched Caillou the kid’s show
    It was creepy and my fear started to grow
    Caillou’s thoughts were insane
    Then he blew out his brain
    And now it still fills me with woe.

    And now, the generic version, dedicated to The Operator:

    I watched a lost episode show
    It deviated from the status quo
    It was a dark ride,
    Blood, guts, suicide
    And hyper-realistic, ya know?

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    • You are so awesome! The generic version sums up perfectly the whole “Lost Episode” genre.

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  4. look im gonna say this first this is mine now look i tryed not to make it like a viewer commits suicide cause it wasto original ill be making a new pasta soon when the submissions come again but i canse this is not to good

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  5. Awesome! That retarded stolen product (because Caillou is stolen from another character) has died.

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  6. How did you guys even READ this pasta?!

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