you know that show called caillou,well this will shock you also now to me its not a kids show (i will not reveal my name for security reasons just call me b)so i was babysitting my four little cousins and they loved caillou and well i hated it. earlier i got a caillou disc that showed episodes so when they saw what i had they were happy i wasnt. anyways i put the disc in and it played pretty normal although when the fifth episode played thats when things went creepy.i looked up and saw the title it said caillou’s suicide i then thought must be a joke. the episode started normal caillou woke up and wanted to play with his parents so he went to his mom he asked her if she wanted to play,but she was working and said no caillou was upset but he thought his dad would play.so he went to his dad his dad was working on stuff two caillou was upset alot sadly he couldnt play with rosy because she was at her grandparents. caillou was crying in his room and the narrator explained his thoughswhich were really creepy and nasty for a kids show. so caillou went to his parents room and found a gun. he went back to his room when his parents came in the room caillou had the gun aimed at his head and he shot himself with blood splattering on his parents. it then shifts scenes to caillous funeral whichthe narrator sounded like she was screaming and dying and then the last part showed the narrators body dead with a man near the episode ended there and i took the disc out.my little cousins were scared and crying. my parents got home and asked what happened i showed them the episode and i got rid of it destroyed it,but it haunts me to this day.
caillou's suicide,
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February 6, 2013 at 9:06 am
Okay, guys, I think I made a perfect format for Lost Episode pastas.
[AUDIENCE SURROGATE/NARRATOR] decides to watch [CHILDREN'S SHOW] and notices [TITLE OF LOST EPISODE]. Intrigued, they watch it. [CREEPY SHIT, PREFERABLY INCLUDING THE WORD HYPER-REALISTIC] happens, and [MAIN CHARACTER OF SHOW] commits suicide. Curtains roll. OPTIONAL ENDING: Someone commits suicide because of watching the show.
February 11, 2013 at 5:25 am
Very astute as usual. I hate “lost episode” pastas as much as video game pastas.
February 7, 2013 at 2:38 am
“you know that show called caillou”
Nope.
February 7, 2013 at 10:28 am
I watched Caillou the kid’s show
It was creepy and my fear started to grow
Caillou’s thoughts were insane
Then he blew out his brain
And now it still fills me with woe.
And now, the generic version, dedicated to The Operator:
I watched a lost episode show
It deviated from the status quo
It was a dark ride,
Blood, guts, suicide
And hyper-realistic, ya know?
February 11, 2013 at 5:22 am
You are so awesome! The generic version sums up perfectly the whole “Lost Episode” genre.
February 17, 2013 at 9:24 pm
look im gonna say this first this is mine now look i tryed not to make it like a viewer commits suicide cause it wasto original ill be making a new pasta soon when the submissions come again but i canse this is not to good
March 16, 2013 at 6:55 am
Awesome! That retarded stolen product (because Caillou is stolen from another character) has died.
April 5, 2013 at 2:54 pm
How did you guys even READ this pasta?!