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The Call

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It was a lonely day in Indiana. I was playing with my two best friends Harvey, and Fletcher. we were having a great day, my week was phenomenal, i had a girlfriend, my two best friends i could count on by my side. but it was that one fateful night that fucked everything up for me.

I was hanging out with my bros,Fletcher came up to me and said” hey Cameron you wanna play some tag or something?” “yeah id love to play tag i haven’t moved out of this spot for like five minutes and I’m Totally not trying to talk to my gf right now”. I know it was a dickey thing for me to do right then, but it was my girlfriend, I couldn’t stop thinking about that luscious black hair so full of beauty and her eyes were out standing, she right then was my everything. “Fletcher ill be there soon okay, I’m sorry for the sarcasm its just you know…..” Fletcher replied,”i know man I’m just really bored just please don’t be to long…”. i understood. he was just bored and i was being a douche.

It soon became afternoon, i played tag with my bros and it got pretty hecktic . i was so exhausted when i got home, i just wanted to eat and shower, then plunge myself on to my bed. around midnight i heard my phone ring, obviously i picked up my phone and answered it. “hello?” the anonmyous voice answered with the sound of something that i cant say in words its that strange “…….i’ve……..been watching…….you”. i hung up. i figured it was just a prank call and i went back to sleep. i had the strangest dream no not a dream a vision of sorts. it was that voice it was so demonic i heard it in my dreams,”……..i’ve……….been watching….you”. what does it mean!? im so confused out of my wits.

I woke up the next morn with a strange cramp somewhere on my body. obviously i didn’t think it was that bad and it would blow of soon. i made some cereal expecting the cramp to go away, it did. i chose to go hang out with my girlfriend and asked if she wanted to go to see a movie. she obliged, and she chose to go see the movie “Insidious 2″.”i hope it isn’t that scary”,she exclaimed. ” Don’t worry ill be there, right by your side. it wont scare you that much if im there.

Around 9:30, we both left to the movie. when we arrived i couldn’t help but be excited and nervous. i was quivering in the anxious way. we both got some soft beverages and popcorn to share.”Im scared”, my girlfriend explained. ” don’t worry ill be there right by your side”, i replied. the movie was incredibly scary, but i acted like it was nothing. for both of our sakes. i dropped her off to her house kissed her goodnight and left to my house. i chose to watch a little bit of creepy pasta, i know stupid but i was bored. i passed out around one something i know descriptive right.

I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing, again i answered, “hello?” it was the same voice from yesterday.”i ………….saw you….today,” it or whatever it should be called said. i was scared shitless, having my cramp from earlier shoot back and fill me with loads of pain.” look, whoever you are, please stop your scaring me you won.” i just stood there in pain from the cramp, then finally hearing its voice again.”nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, it may not be for you, but im having dear fun.” my cramp amped it self into third gear, i felt like i was dying,”stop!! please stop!!” my door opened, with a slow creek seeing a shadow holding a phone. “who’s there?” no answer, after a couple minutes it walked up to me slowly i saw its face, disgusting and putrid,”vvvvblahhhhhhhhh!!!” i vomited every because of this things face and my cramp.” so now you know right” it questioned with its demonic tone.” know what? what should i know?”i replied with a very uneasy tone. “your going to die, i took your organs.” it said with a demonic laugh.” i am you, you must know, i am you……….i am the……The curjian.”i couldn’t breath. i couldn’t breath, my breath.”every time i call you Im warning you.” he explained.”warning me about what!?” i yelled to him. ” i take your organs when you sleep, i put them in my body so i could live…… i am you…..”

Everything went pitch black for me and before i knew it i was dead…………
Credit To – cameron bledsoe
Credit Link – bledsoecam@gmail.com

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  1. So, you think that having all of your organs removed results in a couple of minor cramps and nothing else? Oh, and death, of course, though apparently that only happens once your organ thief reveals what they’ve been doing.

    I’m tired, so going through this heap of shit and noting everything that’s wrong with it doesn’t seem too appealing to me. Apart from the total lack of logic, the other thing that bothered me was your girlfriend’s choosing a horror film and then hoping that it isn’t frightening, like the delicate little flower she is. Do you really think that an organless idiot who is still young enough to play tag and repeatedly use the word “bro” in the span of a few sentences could “protect” someone from a demon, even one that is entirely fictional and trapped safely behind a TV screen?

    This was like a so-bad-it’s-bad rip-off of Organ Empties.

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  2. The Call (AS WRITTEN BY THE OPERATOR)
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    It was a boring old day in Dick County, as it is every other day. I had got a girlfriend (due to the low popularity size and frequent monster attacks, Dick County has created a law that everyone must have children by the age of 25) at last, my friends had bought ice cream, it was pretty cool (if boring). But this one night… would fuck me up… for life!

    Anyway, as I said earlier, my friend Fletchinder (we call him Fletch) walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to play tag. I reluctantly agreed, even though tag is kind of a kids game and I’m 17. Oh well. It was EXTREME.
    As we were walking home, I asked Fletch about my girlfriend Sarah, because he’s a friend of her parents. He told me that her ‘parents’ are actually her aunt and uncle and her real parents died in a tragic accident involving a ’12 Mustang. I shrugged – doesn’t matter to me. Seeing as her aunt and uncle are always out, we could probably make cakes alone. Oh, and have sex. Cakes first.

    As I drove home, I got a phone call from an unknown number. I answered it, and the person on the end of the line simply went “I’M WATCHING YOU”. I blocked the number, because clearly this was some demonic shit like we always get at Dick County. At least it isn’t as bad as back in Night Vale, that place sucked.

    Once I got home, Sarah was right there to meet me. After dinner, we both went up to our room and got in bed together. Just as she undressed, the phone rang again.

    “This is bad timing… Should I pick it up?” I asked.

    Sarah nodded. “It could be my job interview. They said they would ring about this time.”

    I picked up the phone, and what happened was nothing like a job interview. A low guttral voice said “What… are you doing… to my daughter?” I was so shocked I ran over my cat. Ouch.

    Thankfully, my phone had recorded the call. I showed it to my girlfriend, and she said she knew who was calling. “That’s my dad’s voice. But…”

    I remembered what Fletch had said earlier, about her parents being dead.

    But… then who was phone?
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    (Behold, the best phonepasta to ever be written. I’ll admit, the original pasta always made me laugh, and I wanted to write a version of it. It took me a while, but I figure that the best way to pull it off is to give out little to no warnings that it’s going to end up that way. Did it work?)

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    • That was amazing. I especially liked, “I was so shocked I ran over my cat. Ouch”. Good times.

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      • I had to put a reference to that pasta. (Shit, now I’ve forgotten what it was. Can anyone remember?)

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        • Nevermind, just checked. It was this *delightful* piece of literature-

          http://www.crappypasta.com/666-txt/

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          • The best bit.

            “line simply went “I’M WATCHING YOU”. I blocked the number, because clearly this was some demonic shit like we always get at Dick County.”

            That made me chuckle.

            I love the idea of everyone having to have children by the age of 25. I did often wonder how they sustained the population.

            The “who was phone” worked well. The original didn’t make me laugh but this one did.

            5/5 Good parody pasta.

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    • Should I rewrite this and submit it to Creepypasta? Yes or no?

      (If I do, then I’ll have 4 stories ready for April Fools’ Day. Well, technically three, I’m not quite finished with Crappy News yet. Gotta make it perfect.)

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  3. Laughed so hard at “vvvblahhhhhhhhh”.

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  4. “At least it isn’t as bad as back in Night Vale, that place sucked.”

    I literally LOL’d at that point. XD It definitely worked.

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