When you sleep you close your eyes, when you walk you open them, could we live longer if it was the other way around? or should we cut our eyelids off… it was 9:46 pm, i went to put my daughters to sleep after a nice meal my wife had cooked us. i tucked my youngest in first, thats when i realized my oldest daughter was missing. I went down stairs to the kitchen, thats where i heard rumbling. I didn’t see her but i did see the fridge slightly open, you could see the light from it spliting the darkness, i went to close it… but it wouldn’t close, something was in the way. I opened the fridge… my legs gave out when i saw my daughters head twisted around. BANG* ” dad its mr.tim he’s at the door wake up!” i opened my eyes ” uh hold on sweetie im coming” i went to get up but i felt something watching me, i turned around… oh of course ” Tim! i thought you had the day off Monty! what is Tim doing here!” my wife Judy scalded me. Her hair was so frazzeld i couldn’t take her seriously.” i’ll go see” kiss*
Credit To – 2209panda1

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March 5, 2013 at 7:25 pm
I cryed
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March 5, 2013 at 11:53 pm
I got one thing from that story… She SCALDED you?
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March 6, 2013 at 5:24 pm
Ouch. I’m pretty sure you could get a court case against someone who purposeful scalds you.. That is assault!
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March 7, 2013 at 10:04 am
What the hell does cutting off eyelids have to do with the rest of the story?
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March 12, 2013 at 2:57 am
LAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY.
No, that doesn’t quite cut it.
You are SO freaking lazy with your writing that I had to stop, take an hour break, and come back so I could read the rest of this VERY short story without crying.
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March 17, 2013 at 12:44 pm
Hahahaha, what? I like the sudden “BANG*” used there.
But, real talk, I have absolutely no clue what this was about.
And the title, “The Crowner”, just made me think of child-birth…? Yeck!
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