CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…


Cassie the killer

| 19 Comments

On December 2, 2001, there were 302 death’s. No evidence was found at the scene except for one survivor. His name was Carter. Here is what he told the police. “HER! She..she came into my house and…and killed my children! I.. I tried to save them but she… She pushed me back… I fell and watched helplessly as she stabbed them one last time. She came to me, laughing in an ominous way and stabbed my arm. I screamed so loud that my neighbor called the cops. They drove into the parking lot but it was too late. She had vanished into the dark forest. I won’t forget that…that FACE! It’s eyes were crying with blood and her smile was carved into here cheeks she had ratty, black hair and she laughed… THAT LAUGH…

Cassie and her best friend Lacy were shopping at the mall for some fancy clothes. Cassie found a black leather jacket and a black skirt. Lacy found some pink jeans and a sparkly shirt that said “Smile” on it. We went to the check out line and bought our clothes. Cassie dropped Lacy off at home and drove back to her house. It was about 8:00pm when she got home. She jumped right into bed. She unexpectedly woke up at midnight to a weird feeling. She felt a burning sensation. She just ignored it as a random feeling. She fell back asleep. When she woke up to get ready for the day, she got that feeling again, but this time it was stronger. It was a sharp pain now. Cassie tighten her fists and screamed. Blood ran from her eyes and she laughed in a somewhat ominous way. She took out a knife and ran into her bathroom. She bleached her face and set herself on fire. She ran outside and laughed. A lady about the age 60 called the cops. When they got their Cassie was lying on the ground, passed out. The next day she awoke and all she could see was white. Her face was covered in bandages. Her mother was their as well. “Are you ok, Cassie?” She asked. Cassie tried to answer but couldn’t because of the bandages. Weeks later it was time to remove them. Her mother was anxious to see her new face. As the doctor unraveled the last piece, everything else fell. Her mom screamed in horror. Cassie’s face was white, her eyes bled non-stop, her lips dark red from the burns, and her hair turned from blond to black. Cassie walked to the mirror. “Honey… It’s ok.” It’s, it’s wonderful! Cassie starts laughing in a very ominous way. “Is she ok, doctor?” Asked Cassie’s mother. “She’s fine.” “Ok…ok…” She replied. “Time to go home, Cassie.” She said. Ok mommy hahaha haaaaaaa! Cassie’s mom puts her to bed. In the middle of the night, her mom woke up to a slight crying noise. She saw Cassie in the bathroom cutting her face. She was laughing ominously. Her mom takes out a gun and points it at Cassie. Cassie turned around and stabbed her mother. She laughed. Cassie ran to Lacy’s house. She broke through the window and ran into Lacy’s room. Before Lacy could say anything, Cassie stabbed her right into her heart. Lacy took her last breath and died. Cassie laughed and laughed in an ominous way. No one has ever killed Cassie. Some say she may be immortal. The ones who survive Cassie, are scarred for life. That laugh…

Credit To – The creator of Jeff the killer

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate This Pasta
Rating: 3.4/10 (40 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: -24 (from 24 votes)
Cassie the killer, 3.4 out of 10 based on 40 ratings
FavoriteLoadingAdd this crappypasta to your favorites

19 Comments

  1. “oh no! my (Jeff the killer ripoff child) is cutting themselves after they were horribly burnt! they need medical attention and therapy! wait, that’s expensive, I’ll just murder them.”

    seriously, no-one would ever murder their child because of that.
    nice changes from past to present tense, and even changing to first person at one point.
    how can they’re be 302 deaths and no evidence, even though you have a witness?
    how can you even kill that many people in one night anyway? seriously? 302? what, did she just kill an entire street? what scene? why were 303 people in carters house? because if carter was found at the scene, then that makes the scene his house, right? how would you even fit that many people in a house? what happens to the bodies if Cassie barely escaped anyway? there was about a minuet in between cartes kids getting killed and the neighbours arriving, so how did she hide the bodies in that time? don’t say she carried them, because there is no way any human being could ever lift 302 fucking corpses at once.

    this is one of the most unoriginal pastas ever, even a pasta about jeff the killer would be better than this, because he might actually do something new instead of
    (insert name here) is set on fire by (bullies/self) and kills parents after they over react and try and kill them.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 4.6/5 (22 votes cast)
    • “No one has ever killed Cassie. Some say she may be immortal.”
      no-ones killed me yet, that doesn’t make me immortal.

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rate This Comment
      Rating: 4.6/5 (22 votes cast)
  2. What a cliche. I mean really. I understand that you are the writer of Jeff the killer, but this is a fall from your former writing grace.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 2.3/5 (7 votes cast)
  3. DAT LAUGH!!!!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 4.2/5 (5 votes cast)
  4. This story gives absolutely no reason for the protagonist’s “transformation,” you use “ominous” once too many times, the doctor is an idiot to call bleeding eyes “fine,” and… oh, why bother?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 4.2/5 (10 votes cast)
  5. Could use some more but it’s pretty good

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 1.0/5 (17 votes cast)
  6. “I know a great idea, how about I wake up and cut and bleach myself then set myself on fire to start my day off the right way”

    Who the hell does that?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (13 votes cast)
  7. I wish this ended at “LAUGH”. That bit was almost bearable.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
  8. I refuse to believe the person who wrote the original Jeff story wrote this. I mean…wow. Really.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
  9. Just like Jeff the Killer, Another failpasta story x(. Why can’t Jeff get killed already but he can’t because fangirls like this write parodies of a stupid character like him.

    Respect my opinion guys, i just think Jeff’s story and character is very overrated and not even that good in the first place, People love him because of his character design and how scary he looks but overall Jeff is not even a great character, i personally think he should be among the CrappyPasta list.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)
  10. NOPE NOPE NOPE

    FUCK THIS SHIT PASTA

    FUCK THIS SHIT EARTH

    OPERATOR IS OPERATOUT

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (5 votes cast)
  11. “Credit To – The creator of Jeff the killer”

    Because apparently “Sesseur” isn’t a pretty enough name to go in the credits field. :p

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)
  12. Wow, I feel so confused

    do you people actually think that this was by the creator of Jeff the Killer?

    Because no.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  13. “She was laughing ominously. Her mom takes out a gun and points it at Cassie.”
    Where the hell did that come from?

    “Oh, my daughter is cutting herself. Only one way out of this. Better murder her.”
    JEFF THE KILLER WAS BAD.
    The plot was stupid, the characters are essentially robot plot devices, the fight scenes are laughably bad, it has a few spelling mistakes, and randomly changes from past to present tense, and nothing scary happens at all.

    I fucking hate Jeff the Killer.
    It’s like Battlefield earth being top of IMDB Top 100.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)
  14. I like how people don’t believe this was written by the original writer of JTK. JTK was poorly written at best. It was memorable because of the comedic (imo) picture at the end.

    However I don’t believe this was written by the original author. Despite the fact that this was just as poorly written.

    I wonder how controversial this comment will be.

    The first sentence read as follows.

    “On December 2, 2001, there were 302 death’s.”

    If I were to rephrase that it would read.

    “On the 2nd December 2001 there were 302 death is.”

    It makes no sense.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (6 votes cast)
  15. How does such a horribly shitty pasta spawn so many immitations and follow-ups? I mean, fuck; if you’re going to rip off some story, at least pick a good one.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)
  16. Why would you call the cops if somebody was on fire?

    Policeman Bob: OH NOES! DAT GIRL ES UN FIER!

    Policeman Rob: LETS SHOOT ER TO PUT ET OWT!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Leave a Reply

Required fields are marked *.