Bad Luck Brian

This is Brian. My therapist tells me to write in this journal, says it will help get my thoughts and feelings out in the open… blah blah blah. Him, like many other people, have been trying to figure why i’m so jumpy and easily frightened to the point of...

The Tipping at Twilight

NOTE: This received such a positive response there already that I decided to go ahead and use it for this year’s Parodypasta posting spree. Given that the story would have likely hit the mark for being eligible to be called a Crappypasta Success Story anyhow, it...

Death Cereal

Hello, I’m afraid I cannot tell you my name, but for purposes of understanding my story, I’ll use the name Jared. I am an ordinary person, other than the fact of what I went through. Please, read this whole story, and allow me to inform you of the dangers...

Jeff The Killer Goes To Sleep

Jeff crawled slowly through the bedroom window of his latest intended victim and gradually crept over the the foot of his bed. His last encounter hadn’t gone so well; the kid’s father had intervened and Jeff had lost one of his knives throwing it at the...

The auto orcs

“LOL” I said to my best friend via text. “LOL” He said back. “LOA/HFAHDF2AJHFKJQIEVCM” I said back. “WHAT?” He said back. “FUCKING AUTO ORCS” I said back. “WHAT?” He said back.”AUTO...

Unknown Caller

One Stormy Christmas Eve night I was laying in my bed waiting for the morning to come already. I couldn’t even wait to see all the presents that my relative and Santa got for me. I looked up at the clock by my bed and saw that it was 2:30 in the morning....