April 14, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Jack. Jack was very ugly, but he liked to eat people. One day he got obsessed with eating people so he ate himself. As he bit down on his hand, … Continue reading
April 13, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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DEATH_ YOU WERE SCARED THE_ED credit- Based on personal experiences, DEATH was written by a radioactive Nigerian Morslim politits doctorate Hitler W. Obama, founder of www.googleprivacysettings.coc the internet he killed bill gayts. “I sat down with Prof. Obama at my … Continue reading
April 13, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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My name is Richard. It was an average day when my brother called me into the kitchen. My brother loved me very much, and I almost yelped with glee when he showed me a peculiar clear disc case. Within it … Continue reading
April 10, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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In any town In any country go to any bar or tavern. Approach the bartender and ask for a Beer, Any other order will result in INSTANT DEATH……for some reason. Sit down on the nearest stool and sip your drink. … Continue reading
April 5, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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The night is dark. A chilling wind that moans from the north weaves through the town as the fluorescent, argon-lit bus you are taking stops at its final resting place. Terminus. You depart, not glancing at the form of the … Continue reading
March 30, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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Hey you…yeah, you walking by. Have I ever told you of the story of the 3 ninjas that haunted my life forever? *You sit down next to him not sure if to trust him or not* Well it started like … Continue reading
March 27, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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You sit in a room, facing a monitor, browsing the internet, looking for something interesting to take your mind away from the daily boredom that surrounds you. When suddenly you sense something behind you. you shrug it off, thinking it … Continue reading
March 27, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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So there once was a man named Lenny who was at a school day like normal, doing school stuff, but when he got home, he started doing homework. He did a lot of homework and when he was done, he … Continue reading
March 27, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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One of Billy’s favorite things to do was poke around at garage sales! He liked finding deals on old things! One day he was checking out this garage sale when he saw that they had an old Nintendo 64 with … Continue reading
March 21, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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It was so weird, what happened to me, maybe it's just a weird thing. I've always been into pokemon, about 4 or 3 years ago, I was bored and went through some old videos I found pokemon the first movie … Continue reading
March 21, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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A zombie apocalypse was finally happening, but it started at my school! It like, totally sucks! So me and my cheerleader team were doing like AWESOME cheerleader moves, and then we saw all these zombies come out of the gym … Continue reading
March 21, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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It is 6PM, the weather is cloudy, a cold northern wind blows as you walk to your gilrfriends house. She lives a few miles from you, in a small house on the edge of the woods. As you walk to … Continue reading
March 21, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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I was a little kid when the show “Super Mario Bros.: Super Show” came out. It was a great moment because I was a hardcore Mario fan, still am. Yet now, I can’t watch it, because I’m not a pirate, … Continue reading
March 19, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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=== warning: If you are easily scared by creepypasta articles, if some keep you up at night, this is one of them.=== “RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT LEAK” that’s the front page title of my newspaper the morning it all started. “Damn”, … Continue reading
March 15, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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(Before you read, know that this is a Parodypasta. It’s meant to be funny, not scary.) oK so dis is after u wuz makingg out wit ur hunny andd da phone ringed and it wuz her dad but dadd … Continue reading