CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…

April 9, 2014
by derpbutt
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Cheater

The night was brisk and cold as Emma clutched her coat tightly around her and broke into a small jog down the empty street. Her breath rose in puffs of fog above her head, giving a fleeting moment of warmth … Continue reading

March 24, 2014
by derpbutt
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Cold

Cold is simply an illusion. It’s really just lack of heat, but there’s always some heat there; you can’t reach absolute zero. That’s what I constantly must remind myself. “Can I take her home now?” “Mr. Crypt, I really do … Continue reading