CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…

March 24, 2015
by derpbutt
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Dusk

I've never been fond of nature. Maybe it's because of the fact that I had close to zero contact with wildlife or perhaps it was my fear of all the things that come with it. Regardless of the reason, not … Continue reading

March 18, 2015
by derpbutt
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Waiting

If there’s one thing I hate doing it’s waiting. I’m the embodiment of impatient and I really don’t care. No one wants to be stuck doing nothing, right? Well that’s exactly what I’m stuck doing. Siting in a morgue’s employe … Continue reading

March 18, 2015
by derpbutt
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Futility.

Humans, you do not realise your power. You lay acclaim to higher powers ruling over you yet you do not see that you yourself are a higher power. You have dominated the land surrounding you, turned once majestic predators into … Continue reading

December 18, 2014
by derpbutt
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Snatchers

Summers in Ireland are short and sweet, two weeks of blazing sun and then back to the rainy images known around the world. On this particular day, the heat was beyond comprehension for this nineteen year old lad, he'd never … Continue reading