CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…

April 23, 2013
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Cinematography

Layers of milky skin came off like the peel of an orange, exposing the muscle underneath with a precision not found even in most surgeons these days. I wished it would get to the good part already. My mouth was … Continue reading

October 21, 2012
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The Monster

The little girl panicked as she heard footsteps outside her bedroom. It was the Monster. He was coming for her.Again.The fear and despair grew as the steps got louder and louder. She pulled the blanket over her head, sadly knowing … Continue reading

September 14, 2012
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Wonderment

We lay on our backs and attempted to make shapes from the clouds bobbing around in the late July sky. Our picnic was finished and we were now feeling the effects of its processed loveliness on our bodies. Being 20-something … Continue reading

August 29, 2012
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The Girl

Waking up in my creaky wooden bed to the bright orange sunrise I thought today seemed perfect for getting in a nice long jog before my parents and siblings came to visit to discuss my marriage. Lacing up my torn … Continue reading

August 29, 2012
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The Swimmer

Mary Harrison was one of the sweetest people you’d ever meet. She had many friends, a loving husband, and a beautiful daughter named Hannah. She loved Hannah very much, and there was only one thing Mary loved even more than … Continue reading