CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…

May 10, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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It Watches

I spent most of my younger childhood living very contently in a relatively large two story house just outside of a major city in Florida. My time here was relatively enjoyable, living with my two younger siblings, one boy and … Continue reading

May 10, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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Here

When I was younger I was what you would call the “average” boy. I had friends, not many but just enough to make me well…average. I never really cared for many of the things that everybody was into. Most things … Continue reading

May 10, 2013
posted by derpbutt
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Windows 99

Windows 99 This is not a story. This is simply an explanation. My name is Joe kaserinski, and I am a former employee of the windows corporation. I say former; I was permanently removed from their employ on September 7th … Continue reading