CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…

October 18, 2014
by derpbutt
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Forever

Every person has thought about it, dreamt about it. Immortality. The ability to live forever. To never die. People have searched for thousands of years for an answer. Some died trying. Maybe that was for the best. Living forever… something … Continue reading

October 18, 2014
by derpbutt
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User #13

If you had the chance to hear your loved ones for one last time, regardless of any unknown consequence, would you want to hear them? I thought I would never see… or hear my grandfather, the greatest influence over my … Continue reading

October 18, 2014
by derpbutt
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Set Free

If you’re reading this, you probably have a good life. Your salary is respectable – not in the millions, but enough zeroes after the first number to maintain a time share, or an RV, or a summer home. You have … Continue reading

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