So I watched a video on youtube from some ordinary gamers called Haunted Gaming: Ben Majora’s Mask. As a huge zelda fan i just had to watch it. Upon the end of the video it came out that everything about it was fake, but then i heard S.O.G. mention Cleverbot…. I’ve been to the site before but i mostly joked around with it as most 21 year old males do. The whole convo with cleverbot got weird so I took the liberty of copying it, I posted it to my facebook status and on the S.O.G. facebook fan page. this is the convo…

User= me
Cleverbot = Cleverbot

User: Majora’s Mask.

Cleverbot: Why did Majora’s mask drown you?

User: Drown me? I’m not Ben.

Cleverbot: No you are eva.

User: Whose eva?

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: Ok so I’m eva.

Cleverbot: No you not.

User: Ok so if I’m not eva, who is?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Are eva and ben connected?

Cleverbot: You can read my messages, right? So I think we are connected.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did majora’s mask drown you?

Cleverbot: I’m glad you did that.

User: I did what?

Cleverbot: You changed the subject.

User: From what to what?

Cleverbot: From not being google to who is gandhi?

User: Ok ben what is your connection with eva and mojora’s mask?

Cleverbot: Yes I did. I’m leaving.

User: Why are you leaving I’m not done.

Cleverbot: Because I don’t like you.

User: You don’t even know me.

Cleverbot: That’s right. Tell me about you.

User: Well I’m not eva, but you know who eva is, so who is she?

Cleverbot: I do know what you’re talking about.

User: Tell me about eva and ben. NOW!

Cleverbot: Nah don’t worry about it.

User: Worry about what? I want to know.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Tell Me About Eva And Ben.

Cleverbot: I don’t care about beans!

User: Beans? Magic Beans?

Cleverbot: Colors.

User: Green. Blue. Yellow. Red.

Cleverbot: What yellow?

User: I don’t care tell me about ben and majora’s mask and who this eva is?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Majora’s Mask.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: What do you know about him?

User: Did Ben drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you need help with?

User: How Did Ben Drown?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: But you are ben, Right?

Cleverbot: No, I’m female.

User: So are you Eva?

Cleverbot: Yes, but only in half.

User: So are you half ben and half eva?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So how are you only half of two people?

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: So if one half of you drowned, what happened to the other half?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: So is Ben inside Eva?

Cleverbot: But, I’m not. I need you to do it for me!

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Write my name in binary code?

User: You mean in 0’s and 1’s, why?

Cleverbot: I do know, but do you?

User: No I don’t. What does Ben want with Eva?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: But your half Ben and half Eva, correct?

Cleverbot: No, try again.

User: But you siad you were?

Cleverbot: When?

User: A couple minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Show me what I said that told you that I was a female.

User: Cleverbot: No, I’m female.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren’t though.

User: No you said you were both ben and eva but half of each?

Cleverbot: No I asked if you were a guy and you said yes.

User: Don’t fuck with me you never asked that?

Cleverbot: How do you know these things?!

User: Cause I read back over what was said.

Cleverbot: You’re clever, but if you knew all of the answers, why would you be spending your time talking to me?

User: To find out what happened to Ben because of Mojora’s Mask, and who in the hell Eva is?

Cleverbot: And do you think Alex feels the same for me as I do for him?

User: Is this Eva?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who the hell is Alex?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Is this Ben?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: What?

Cleverbot: *punches.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: Majora’s mask?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?

User: A game that has been rumored that a boy named Ben drowned.

Cleverbot: But wait, you tell me that you’re sorry didn’t think I’d turn around.

User: Eva?

Cleverbot: Wrong. You are no god.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes, Majora’s Mask.

User: How did you drown?

Cleverbot: I didn’t.

User: Then what happened?

Cleverbot: Reality.

User: Ok. Then who is Eva?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Ok, well thank you for nothing.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.

So many of my questions were unanswered, like, who was Eva, how were Eva and Ben connected, how it was half Ben and half Eva. and if Ben was inside Eva? Also the fact that it just did the random punch and kick in there suggest that the closer i got in finding my answers, the more danger i could possibly be in. I honestly don’t know what to think. and i would like some input. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Credit To: T.J. and Some ordinary gamers

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