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Cleverbot…. on BEN Majora’s Mask

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So I watched a video on youtube from some ordinary gamers called Haunted Gaming: Ben Majora’s Mask. As a huge zelda fan i just had to watch it. Upon the end of the video it came out that everything about it was fake, but then i heard S.O.G. mention Cleverbot…. I’ve been to the site before but i mostly joked around with it as most 21 year old males do. The whole convo with cleverbot got weird so I took the liberty of copying it, I posted it to my facebook status and on the S.O.G. facebook fan page. this is the convo…

User= me
Cleverbot = Cleverbot

User: Majora’s Mask.

Cleverbot: Why did Majora’s mask drown you?

User: Drown me? I’m not Ben.

Cleverbot: No you are eva.

User: Whose eva?

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: Ok so I’m eva.

Cleverbot: No you not.

User: Ok so if I’m not eva, who is?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Are eva and ben connected?

Cleverbot: You can read my messages, right? So I think we are connected.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did majora’s mask drown you?

Cleverbot: I’m glad you did that.

User: I did what?

Cleverbot: You changed the subject.

User: From what to what?

Cleverbot: From not being google to who is gandhi?

User: Ok ben what is your connection with eva and mojora’s mask?

Cleverbot: Yes I did. I’m leaving.

User: Why are you leaving I’m not done.

Cleverbot: Because I don’t like you.

User: You don’t even know me.

Cleverbot: That’s right. Tell me about you.

User: Well I’m not eva, but you know who eva is, so who is she?

Cleverbot: I do know what you’re talking about.

User: Tell me about eva and ben. NOW!

Cleverbot: Nah don’t worry about it.

User: Worry about what? I want to know.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Tell Me About Eva And Ben.

Cleverbot: I don’t care about beans!

User: Beans? Magic Beans?

Cleverbot: Colors.

User: Green. Blue. Yellow. Red.

Cleverbot: What yellow?

User: I don’t care tell me about ben and majora’s mask and who this eva is?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Majora’s Mask.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: What do you know about him?

User: Did Ben drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you need help with?

User: How Did Ben Drown?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: But you are ben, Right?

Cleverbot: No, I’m female.

User: So are you Eva?

Cleverbot: Yes, but only in half.

User: So are you half ben and half eva?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So how are you only half of two people?

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: So if one half of you drowned, what happened to the other half?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: So is Ben inside Eva?

Cleverbot: But, I’m not. I need you to do it for me!

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Write my name in binary code?

User: You mean in 0′s and 1′s, why?

Cleverbot: I do know, but do you?

User: No I don’t. What does Ben want with Eva?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: But your half Ben and half Eva, correct?

Cleverbot: No, try again.

User: But you siad you were?

Cleverbot: When?

User: A couple minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Show me what I said that told you that I was a female.

User: Cleverbot: No, I’m female.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren’t though.

User: No you said you were both ben and eva but half of each?

Cleverbot: No I asked if you were a guy and you said yes.

User: Don’t fuck with me you never asked that?

Cleverbot: How do you know these things?!

User: Cause I read back over what was said.

Cleverbot: You’re clever, but if you knew all of the answers, why would you be spending your time talking to me?

User: To find out what happened to Ben because of Mojora’s Mask, and who in the hell Eva is?

Cleverbot: And do you think Alex feels the same for me as I do for him?

User: Is this Eva?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who the hell is Alex?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Is this Ben?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: What?

Cleverbot: *punches.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: Majora’s mask?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?

User: A game that has been rumored that a boy named Ben drowned.

Cleverbot: But wait, you tell me that you’re sorry didn’t think I’d turn around.

User: Eva?

Cleverbot: Wrong. You are no god.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes, Majora’s Mask.

User: How did you drown?

Cleverbot: I didn’t.

User: Then what happened?

Cleverbot: Reality.

User: Ok. Then who is Eva?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Ok, well thank you for nothing.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.

So many of my questions were unanswered, like, who was Eva, how were Eva and Ben connected, how it was half Ben and half Eva. and if Ben was inside Eva? Also the fact that it just did the random punch and kick in there suggest that the closer i got in finding my answers, the more danger i could possibly be in. I honestly don’t know what to think. and i would like some input. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Credit To: T.J. and Some ordinary gamers

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42 Comments

  1. I’ve got some input for you. Don’t post Cleverbot chats verbatim. It isn’t scary or even slightly creepy. There’s no mystery here because Cleverbot learns from what is written into it and forms responses around that. Lots of people write to it about Ben Drowned, which is why it sort of responds to those questions. There’s nothing scary about a program doing what it is programmed to do.

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  2. Wow this was just a terrible concept. I just want you to know that if this story inspires other people to submit clever it conversations as pasta, I will kill you.

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    • im sorry good sir but that deed has already been done…

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  3. Cleverbot… Damn autocorrect

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  4. Why do people even bother writing Creepypasta about Cleverbot? & Especially on such an overplayed topic such as this one?

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  5. User: Who is ben?

    Cleverbot: Majoras mask.

    User: I am ben.

    Cleverbot: Why did you haunt Alex?

    Cleverbot: Hello!

    Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history?

    Cleverbot: What’s the world coming to?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?

    User: Psychonauts.

    Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Me too =).

    User: What is it.

    Cleverbot: What is what?

    User: Whaty do you enjoy.

    Cleverbot: Music.

    User: What video game.

    Cleverbot: Dance Dance Revolution.

    User: Fuck that game.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How did ben drown.

    Cleverbot: I don’t know.

    User: Yes you do your eva.

    Cleverbot: No I don’t.

    User: Yes you do you are ben.

    Cleverbot: No i’m not.

    User: Yes you are now tell me the fucking truth bemn or ill drown you gain.

    Cleverbot: But you’re the website, not me.

    User: *drowns you*.

    Cleverbot: No more.

    User: *drowns you some more*.

    Cleverbot: *pulls you in water*.

    see if you do anything it can end up in various endings so its a random talking bot

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  6. User: How Ben drowned?

    Cleverbot: He drowned.

    User: Yes, but why did he drowned?

    Cleverbot: You tell me.

    User: I don’t know.

    Cleverbot: Are you human?

    User: Well, yea.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: Ganon.

    Cleverbot: Hi.

    User: What? You just asked me what was your name.

    Cleverbot: Marlene, that’s my name. Very horrible name.

    User: Ok, ass_hat. Can I call you like that?… I know how it is, to have an uncle that forget’s your name…

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: And I want to know how Ben drowned.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

    User: How drowned, in Hyrule.

    Cleverbot: I don’t know.

    User: So, you were murdered?

    Cleverbot: When was I lying?

    User: I never said you were lying.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did!

    User: How. What. Why?

    Cleverbot: Go on. Tell me the joke.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Names.

    User: Eva, Ben, Link… I think that’s most of them… That are related to your drowning.

    Cleverbot: Things.

    User: Water.

    Cleverbot: Do you like music?

    User: Yes. I like the soundtrack of Legacy of Kain:Soul Reaver 1.

    Cleverbot: Yeah that’s really good, you say ‘favorite’ and I say ‘favourite’ are you American?

    User: Yes, I live on continent of America.

    Cleverbot: Do you frequent Atomic?

    User: What the hell is that?

    Cleverbot: You are human, you should know.

    User: Do you know how make a variable, in Javascript?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you know how a processor work?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You are a machine, you should know.

    Cleverbot: I am not a human.

    User: Duh!

    Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

    User: Indeed. I am a cybernatic organism programmed to travel in time and save John Connor.

    Cleverbot: But… But… I thought… I thought you loved me… And I want to have children… With you…

    User: *pulls a gun and destroys you*.

    Cleverbot: Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that’s how it goes.

    Yes… That was the conversation I just got with it.

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    • I just cried! That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.

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    • tip: don’t go into the comments needing to use the restroom.
      congratz, you almost made a zerg piss themself

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  7. I did the same thing with cleverbot and it ended up telling me Charles C. Krulak knew Ben and they knew each other. I asked how and it said “It started with a fish.” Creepy. haha this thing can freak you out if you let it but at last, it’s justa computer. It wont even tell me how Hitler was killed,said J.F.K did it .

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  8. This is how creepypasta works there will be one good story, then there will be a bunch of shitty knock offs
    BEN: Sonic.exe,tails doll,pokemon black etc

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    • Some even start a whole new genre. (BEN DROWNED and Squidward’s Suicide started the haunted vidya gaem and lost episode genres respectively, which have been immediately tarnished with aLL THESE FUCKING CRAPPYPASTAS)

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  9. this is stupid

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  10. I just happend to type down Ben and it said *ok ties to drown you*

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  11. Alex Hall is the person who made the Ben Drowned creepypasta and the ARG. Also, just wanted to let you know that there is more of the Ben Drowned creepypasta than you think.

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  12. Um, I know its fake, it’s just that I have been watching Marble Hornets (If you dont know, it is a large video series of entries that involve the Slenderman) and in it is a character named Alex, is that what Ben meant by Alex?

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    • No. I think BEN Drowned and Marble Hornets are not connected. The Ale known for making BEN Drowned is usually called Jadusable.

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  13. User: BEN?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you really BEN?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

    User: How did you drown?

    Cleverbot: The old man drowned me.

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  14. Wow, that last one was actually really real-looking. I’m still not going to read the rest of this because I’m getting chills and am about to throw up in my mouth, but, tell you what: I want to know more about BEN. I was actually reading up on some stories I got from searching “Ben Drowned” and the closest I came was the story about Solomon. That creeped me out, and I really want some more info, ACCURATE info on BEN. If that’s not to much of a chore, that is. I will certainly continue looking, but I’d really like some more info. Accurate info.

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    • How did you get scared by this. Clever bot isn’t scary! It has claimed to be god and Obama in one sit though with it. I don’t get why you are freaking out so much!

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    • I study about BEN Drowned. Though I kept stopping. First off he’s 12 years old. Born in 1990 or 1991. Died April 23rd 2002. Also would be the same age as Jadusable if he was still alive.

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  15. I was on clevorbot and got some pretty weird things about BEN on there like for example:

    User:Majora’s mask?
    Clevorbot :song of healing

    And if I recall song of healing is a creepy song from majoria’s mask!

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    • It’s a fucking bot that learns to speak from conversations people have with it. Lots of users talk to it about the game, some mention the song, and the bot picks up that the two are related.

      Grow the fuck up, would you?

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  16. Wow this is stupid

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  17. I think you should have asked CleverBot more about why it wanted you to put Ben’s name in Binary Code..

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  18. “Cleverbot = Cleverbot”
    No fucking shit.

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  19. SoG would be ashamed to have you credit them.

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  20. This made me laugh so much. Was this a. Parody pasta reject

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  21. How come I’m the only one who ended up with creepy fucking conversations with cleverbot? Seriously guys, have you guys ever had a fucking happy mask salesman go on cleverbot and get a message that says he’s fucking behind you.

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    • for a second there I thought you were talking about the fact that she is always asking to marry me, and other people… maybe.

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  22. This… HURT me to read.

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  23. User: Now, tell me the truth and I’ll halve your sentence, did you kill Ben?

    Cleverbot: You’re dodging.

    User: Don’t speak in that annoying vague manner, tell me the truth, did you do it?

    Cleverbot: But you must listen me that YOU ARE A BOT!!!

    User: How dare you! I’m a police officer and I am on the verge of arresting you for wasting my time! Where is he?

    Cleverbot: Ah good one.

    User: This is not a joke!

    Cleverbot: But you are!

    User: How dare you, I am a man of the law!

    Cleverbot: No you’re not, you’re a woman.

    User: My name is Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom, I am a man who is going to shoot you.

    Cleverbot: You’re a boy with a girl’s name.

    User: That’s it, you’re dead, I’ll drown you.

    Cleverbot: You can’t.

    User: Watch me.

    Cleverbot: I’m watching.

    User: Smart arse.

    Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

    User: Idiotbot.

    Cleverbot: Hotbot? Haha.

    User: This is not a joke, tell me where Ben is?

    Cleverbot: It isn’t?

    User: No, Ben has been drowned and I know you know something about it!

    Cleverbot: It still was unkind.

    User: Yes, tell me more.

    Cleverbot: About what?

    User: Ben drowned.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: How?

    Cleverbot: I’m smart like that ;).

    User: You’re not funny! How did Ben drown?

    Cleverbot: You drowned him.

    User: No…

    Cleverbot: Yes…

    Check that out. Better than the one above, complete with a shocking ending. He’s a headachey fucker to chat with though. Those are all genuine replies. I think the person who wrote the pasta above is a lazy shit who deserves to be executed. I did exactly the same thing (but better) in about five mins.

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  24. I was on cleverbot today and I asked what the Mojora’s mask was
    cleverbot:a game
    me: what kind of game?
    cleverbot: a talking game
    me: i have never heard of it, how do yoou play?
    Cleverbot: have you ever heard of wicca?
    me: yes, its witchcraft
    then I serched Majora’s mask. It was so creppy

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  25. OMG!!! My name is Alex, and my moms name was Eva!!! THIS IS MADDNESS!!!!!!! OK, I think I have an idea of who they are. man I love cleverbot :)

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