Comments for CRAPPYPASTA http://www.crappypasta.com For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:27:29 +0000 hourly 1 Comment on Slaughterbob by Cooljma http://www.crappypasta.com/slaughterbob/comment-page-1/#comment-23169 Cooljma Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:27:29 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=4712#comment-23169 Note that he was told he was to die in 6.99 days from watching a cursed tape. Now doesn’t that sound familiar?

Also, whatever demon possessed any human being to write something this horrid is at least twenty times worse than the one in the story.

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]]> Comment on The Pikachu by princess nightwing http://www.crappypasta.com/the-pikachu/comment-page-1/#comment-23168 princess nightwing Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:04 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=4640#comment-23168 Oops y means my ha ha

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]]> Comment on ‘THE SAMANTHA CHRONICLES by R3cl41m3r http://www.crappypasta.com/the-samantha-chronicles/comment-page-1/#comment-23167 R3cl41m3r Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:17:26 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=2405#comment-23167 I stopped reading when Slenderman appeared. Also, domestic abuse isn’t creepy, it’s disturbing.

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]]> Comment on TrueLavenderTownStory by Herp http://www.crappypasta.com/truelavendertownstory/comment-page-1/#comment-23165 Herp Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:10 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5117#comment-23165 No. STOP. PLEASE, MY EYES ARE BURNING.

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]]> Comment on TrueLavenderTownStory by R3cl41m3r http://www.crappypasta.com/truelavendertownstory/comment-page-1/#comment-23164 R3cl41m3r Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:49:21 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5117#comment-23164 ….So I can just jam a cord into my face and instantly warp into the Pokemon world? Also, what’s a Shild?

BTW, you should read this before moving on…..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_stop

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]]> Comment on Dark-crychu.exe by R3cl41m3r http://www.crappypasta.com/dark-crychu-exe/comment-page-1/#comment-23163 R3cl41m3r Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:41:36 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5132#comment-23163 Oh noes, a secret anti-hacking measure on my Pokemon game started naming my Pokemons random words & killing them, and then it gave me a random seizure for no reason!!! OMFG I’m so scared!! :p

Also, the 3DS crap at the start was irrelevant.

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]]> Comment on Broken iPhone by R3cl41m3r http://www.crappypasta.com/broken-iphone/comment-page-1/#comment-23162 R3cl41m3r Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:28:57 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5136#comment-23162 MOAR PARAGRAPHS.

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]]> Comment on Moving A Brick by Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom http://www.crappypasta.com/moving-a-brick/comment-page-1/#comment-23161 Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:05:37 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=2812#comment-23161 ‘We were, uh, playing a bit rough’ – Euphemism?

At the age of twelve you saw something creepy in a car park you already found creepy. You then went over to where you last saw the creepy thing.

Red eyes – Really?

Clichéd crap would be a nice tag. There are so many crappypasta stories that involve glowing red eyes, I think they deserve their own tag!

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]]> Comment on That Night by bravo104 http://www.crappypasta.com/that-night/comment-page-1/#comment-23160 bravo104 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:01:40 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=4926#comment-23160 Yeah, He also wrote the next one. and the one after that. And all of the ones on this page in fact. Even the admin updates. Weird. Almost as if he runs the site or something….

*Exit sarcasm mode*

You’re a fucking Idiot!

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]]> Comment on Slender-Friender by Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom http://www.crappypasta.com/slender-friender/comment-page-1/#comment-23159 Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:59:39 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=4748#comment-23159 I doubt everybody here would get this joke.

Good old Inbetweeners.

The American version is shit.

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]]> Comment on pokemon cant die by Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom http://www.crappypasta.com/pokemon-cant-die/comment-page-1/#comment-23158 Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:51:59 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=3461#comment-23158 Dear Author,

My name is Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom I am in my early 60′s, I have long hair (only at the back) and a long beard. I like to wear brightly coloured clothes and I can often be viewed wearing my night attire in my garden.

For several years I owned a game called Pokemon Red. I was a huge fan of Pokemon in the late 90′s I bought lots of their merchandise and even have seven rooms dedicated to the franchise in my Staffordshire Mansion. The copy of Pokemon Red that I had appeared to be haunted. I played it just the once then I realised that it could harm me.

I ended up flying to the United States with the evil game in tow. I bought myself a cheap house and held what they call a “yard sale”. An unsuspecting illiterate young man came and bought the game off me. I told the unsuspecting idiot that I didn’t remember buying it.

Now five years later it looks as though he has decided to write about his experiences, thank goodness for his incompetence.

Yours Sincerely,

Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

(PanthEd)

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]]> Comment on Minecraft: Fleshed Bed by Pablo http://www.crappypasta.com/minecraft-fleshed-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-23157 Pablo Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:48:31 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=4395#comment-23157 Wow you just scared the meat lover out of me JK

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]]> Comment on Teletubbies by PanthEd http://www.crappypasta.com/teletubbies/comment-page-1/#comment-23156 PanthEd Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:38 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=3551#comment-23156 My version:

When I was younger my Sister was really into the teletubbies. One day she bought a telletubby toy. It was the Tinky Winky character (the man who carries a handbag), he freaked me out for years. My Mum (who isn’t very good at being a Mum) thought it would be funny to put the soft toy in my room as a practical joke. She continued this for several months despite the fact she knew it was driving me crazy. I went for a whole week without sleeping during this period. I used to hallucinate that the other teletubbies were coming to kill me. I thought I heard the sun giggle once, hehehe. I’m now in an intitution. My Mum occasionally visits me, she always brings Tinky Winky with her. I killed myself yesterday and now I’m posessing all of the Tinky Winky toys.

To be continued…..

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]]> Comment on Questionnaire for Creepypasta Fans by IT WAS THE GHOOOOOOST! http://www.crappypasta.com/questionnaire-for-creepypasta-fans/comment-page-1/#comment-23155 IT WAS THE GHOOOOOOST! Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:59:04 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5025#comment-23155 … marry me.

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]]> Comment on Jeff the Killer vs. Jane the Killer by dakota http://www.crappypasta.com/jeff-the-killer-vs-jane-the-killer/comment-page-1/#comment-23153 dakota Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:44 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=2977#comment-23153 nice story

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]]> Comment on Jeff the Killer vs. Jane the Killer by dakota http://www.crappypasta.com/jeff-the-killer-vs-jane-the-killer/comment-page-1/#comment-23152 dakota Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:39:25 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=2977#comment-23152 i agreee with freaky fred on this one it just cant happen

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]]> Comment on Victini by tytiger10 http://www.crappypasta.com/victini/comment-page-1/#comment-23151 tytiger10 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:39:23 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5064#comment-23151 There are so many pokepastas in this group!

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]]> Comment on Fallout 3 Vault 666 by tytiger10 http://www.crappypasta.com/fallout-3-vault-666/comment-page-1/#comment-23150 tytiger10 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:38:14 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5067#comment-23150 Way to give yourself ten stars. “You guyis no wat rely scari th num 666 hehehe.” I have never found anything with the number 666 scary. Never I mean it is just a number. So something similar to a glitch happened were you couldn’t move while a ghoul or something was near. But, no it couldn’t be a glitch in an old game where it is known for having a ton of glitches.

You were terrified by the fact butch was strapped to a chair. Even in a game where there are disfigured and mutated humanoid figures all around and one part where they are strapped to tables dead. And in a game where you get a perk that makes people explode blood everywhere when hit. A guy getting stabbed is really scary. Now I have cried over some stupid stuff but, really come on . Then you break the game for no apparent reason except you got scared.

Don’t do haunted video game pastas they suck.

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]]> Comment on Jeff the Killer vs. Jane the Killer by dakota http://www.crappypasta.com/jeff-the-killer-vs-jane-the-killer/comment-page-2/#comment-23149 dakota Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:37:39 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=2977#comment-23149 this really not what happens jeff is not a god because when in jeff vs. jack the laughing clown his brother is a spirit or demon and jeff is human so he cant change so easy so he cant see

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]]> Comment on memo 6 (fear kitty) by tytiger10 http://www.crappypasta.com/memo-6-fear-kitty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-23148 tytiger10 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:18:17 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5076#comment-23148 No!!! It’s back!! Shoot it! Shoot it!! You made zero changes to your shit pasta yet you reposted thinking it would make it to the site. That is stupid!

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]]> Comment on The Girl Unlike Any Other by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/the-girl-unlike-any-other/comment-page-1/#comment-23147 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:07:08 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5101#comment-23147 Not good and without any potential.

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]]> Comment on The Spider King by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/the-spider-king/comment-page-1/#comment-23146 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:59:48 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5104#comment-23146 5/10. Wasn’t impressing.

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]]> Comment on TrueLavenderTownStory by tytiger10 http://www.crappypasta.com/truelavendertownstory/comment-page-1/#comment-23145 tytiger10 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:59:09 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5117#comment-23145 Slenderman+Lavender Town= 30 holes in my wall.

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]]> Comment on Jeff and the Strange Case of Curiosity by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/jeff-and-the-strange-case-of-curiosity/comment-page-1/#comment-23144 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:54:51 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5107#comment-23144 THIS. THIS is worse than any poke/mine pasta. -2/10.

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]]> Comment on The Ghost Next Door by tytiger10 http://www.crappypasta.com/the-ghost-next-door/comment-page-1/#comment-23143 tytiger10 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:52:35 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5128#comment-23143 If you are going to rip off a pasta at least try. This is just a bad summary of an actually good pasta. See I can do it.
A guy gets haunted as a kid. Then they move from house where he was haunted. Goes back to house many years later to confront fears. Ghosts follow him home. Ghosts beats up his girlfriend. Then guy kills ghost.
See not hard just stupid.

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]]> Comment on primary_legacy38 by THE ANTI-TRINITY http://www.crappypasta.com/primary_legacy38/comment-page-1/#comment-23142 THE ANTI-TRINITY Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:51:12 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5125#comment-23142 YOU DON’T SEE IT
YOU DON’T HEAR IT
BUT IT IS THERE
BEHIND EVERYTHING

RISING

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]]> Comment on Mercy.exe by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/mercy-exe/comment-page-1/#comment-23141 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:50:41 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5111#comment-23141 Turdeous turd of middle class turds 2/10.

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]]> Comment on A Kidnapping by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/a-kidnapping/comment-page-1/#comment-23139 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:33:54 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5114#comment-23139 Writing was good, but story itself was not (just my opinion of course). 5/10 .

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]]> Comment on TrueLavenderTownStory by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/truelavendertownstory/comment-page-1/#comment-23138 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:30:15 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5117#comment-23138 YOU BE DEM GOOD TROLL OR YOU BE DEM DUMB KID EITHER WAY ME HATES YOU. -1/10

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]]> Comment on Braden And Mondo by jewinator http://www.crappypasta.com/braden-and-mondo/comment-page-1/#comment-23137 jewinator Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:27:01 +0000 http://www.crappypasta.com/?p=5121#comment-23137 YA HERD???? YER NEXT MATHERPHUCKA!!!!!!!

1/10.

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