CRAPPYPASTA

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Crappypasta Vote Rankings

The following is a list of all current crappypastas, ranked from the most upvotes to the most downvotes.

Pastas with less than four votes will not be displayed, so brand new pastas may not appear on this list immediately.

Please ignore the -1 Review column – it refers to a function that we don’t use and I don’t see any option to hide it, unfortunately.

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TitleVotesRatingReview
The supermarket monster181+139-1.0
The Twist: A Parody146+134-1.0
The Ritual61+45-1.0
The Vacation44+34-1.0
Grin37+27-1.0
Branches in the Wind41+25-1.0
Bunk Bed44+24-1.0
The door isn't locked28+24-1.0
"Hi, Mom"38+22-1.0
Jeff the Killer vs. Jane the Killer56+20-1.0
Father and Son23+17-1.0
Unknown number24+16-1.0
The People in the Attic27+15-1.0
Haunted Super Mario Bros. 320+14-1.0
Meeting the Dealer17+13-1.0
My Monster18+12-1.0
*insert scary title here*16+12-1.0
Her Eyes23+11-1.0
Curse Of The Apple Laptop..15+11-1.0
The Face18+10-1.0
Listers Rache18+10-1.0
Gengar's Revenge16+10-1.0
The theater12+10-1.0
The Pit12+10-1.0
Through the Eyes of Death23+9-1.0
Gloves23+9-1.0
Will I?15+9-1.0
Watch For The Sign11+9-1.0
The Anti-Bully20+8-1.0
It Watches16+8-1.0
The Story of Shadowbone12+8-1.0
The trash man10+8-1.0
The Monster15+7-1.0
The Piano Man13+7-1.0
0Belial0_11+7-1.0
Thomas The Tank Engine: Lost Episode24+6-1.0
Possessed Pokemon Blue Game18+6-1.0
Jeff follows me18+6-1.0
The Odd Jogger14+6-1.0
THE THING ON THE FOOT OF MY BED14+6-1.0
White Eyes10+6-1.0
D*** County Police Report10+6-1.0
My Trip To The SUPERMARKET10+6-1.0
Organ Empties17+5-1.0
Somebody Told Me15+5-1.0
The Beach House11+5-1.0
The girl with the green eyes: A poem.11+5-1.0
Your Creation22+4-1.0
The game that should have never released18+4-1.0
Pokemon- BrokenPlatinum18+4-1.0
Kitzenz14+4-1.0
Mr. Death12+4-1.0
Hell.swf12+4-1.0
SLENDER12+4-1.0
Never Alone12+4-1.0
Red12+4-1.0
Split Personality10+4-1.0
A Slender Escape15+3-1.0
Dopple-Gamer15+3-1.0
The Eyes of the Rake15+3-1.0
Pokemon Abandoned Red13+3-1.0
Daddy's Secrets13+3-1.0
Windows 9911+3-1.0
The Stuff of Dreams11+3-1.0
Greatest Fear16+2-1.0
jasper the hobo ghost16+2-1.0
Minecraft: Fleshed Bed12+2-1.0
mario kart double dash12+2-1.0
The Brain12+2-1.0
Holder of the Beer10+2-1.0
Goodbye Eagle (My Slenderman haunting)10+2-1.0
She's Mad10+2-1.0
Hetalia Theory10+2-1.0
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv17+1-1.0
Wonderment11+1-1.0
Christmas11+1-1.0
The Rise of a Legend11+1-1.0
Deaths Dark Angel11+1-1.0
Facebook Message140-1.0
Horseboy140-1.0
Cupcakes120-1.0
Are YOU America's Next Sweetheart?120-1.0
The Videos120-1.0
Do you want to be my friend?100-1.0
The Tails Smile100-1.0
My Friend (Based Off True Events)100-1.0
The Doll.19-1-1.0
Band-Aids17-1-1.0
Pick one.17-1-1.0
Jeff...The...Killer15-1-1.0
The Dark Thing13-1-1.0
slenderman, hes not gone.13-1-1.0
Ultimate Spider-man cartoon theory13-1-1.0
BLACK11-1-1.0
Calbee potato chips dog11-1-1.0
Hell Bound Hound-Courage The Cowardly Dog11-1-1.0
Terra Beckly11-1-1.0
Stalked 2: Stalked Harder24-2-1.0
MIRROR MONSTER18-2-1.0
The Creature in the Mirror16-2-1.0
My childhood friend Slenderman14-2-1.0
Kitzenz14-2-1.0
The Snow Men14-2-1.0
Next time....10-2-1.0
The Sims Free33-3-1.0
My Experience with Jeff the killer29-3-1.0
Corrupt nintendo ds game15-3-1.0
The Legend of Link: Ocarina of Time13-3-1.0
H.B.A.B.13-3-1.0
Cliche Game Creepypasta UGGGHBIDBDIJPFFF13-3-1.0
ouija board scare11-3-1.0
Pink Eye11-3-1.0
The Noes Knows11-3-1.0
Lost episode: American Dad Klaus' revenge11-3-1.0
I Know You're Awake...11-3-1.0
frowny frank14-4-1.0
Father14-4-1.0
Adventure Time war12-4-1.0
If You Hear the Scratching?12-4-1.0
TopGear 366610-4-1.0
Cinematography10-4-1.0
high fives10-4-1.0
KILL GUY31-5-1.0
Clown statue19-5-1.0
Robert the Killer19-5-1.0
Herobrine17-5-1.0
Bloodshot Eyes17-5-1.0
The Tall Man's Soul Mate15-5-1.0
the game13-5-1.0
The bellybutton13-5-1.0
halo custom game failure13-5-1.0
The Lost Digimon Tamers Movie11-5-1.0
legend of zelda nightmare11-5-1.0
Take Me to Seasame Street11-5-1.0
The Mario 64 Destruction.11-5-1.0
Mum11-5-1.0
Minecraft- The lesson.11-5-1.0
The man with no shadow11-5-1.0
Dogs Aren't The Only Animal That Licks22-6-1.0
The happy mask salesman16-6-1.0
DYLAN PY16-6-1.0
The Girl14-6-1.0
It was me14-6-1.0
The Not So Family Guy14-6-1.0
The Truth Behind Scooby Doo14-6-1.0
Pokemon: Twisted Wick14-6-1.0
Chef Luigi Lost Pilot Episode12-6-1.0
Jeff the Killer12-6-1.0
The darkest lamp12-6-1.0
Sonic adventure: Creepy templerun.12-6-1.0
The house of angels and demons12-6-1.0
Facebook status10-6-1.0
The Article10-6-1.0
Lost Discord Episode of My Little Pony10-6-1.0
Flames that burn the fox10-6-1.0
That Shouldn't Happen10-6-1.0
Earthbound10-6-1.0
Teletubbies10-6-1.0
I need the Toilet10-6-1.0
Dear, Jenny10-6-1.0
iCarly banned last episode: iCant find Carly10-6-1.0
Rise of Der Ritter21-7-1.0
Dear Diary17-7-1.0
Mario kart 64 kamek curse17-7-1.0
Nonexistent Adventure Time Episode17-7-1.0
The Pastas13-7-1.0
the thing13-7-1.0
Bubsy 3D 66613-7-1.0
Minecraft-HeroBrine11-7-1.0
memo 6 (fear kitty)11-7-1.0
You Have Mail11-7-1.0
Tick Tock11-7-1.0
The man in the fog11-7-1.0
true or insane11-7-1.0
Where's my dog mom?11-7-1.0
The Cellar11-7-1.0
Spongebob lost episode11-7-1.0
Open Doors11-7-1.0
Penta horn18-8-1.0
Ceiling Crawler16-8-1.0
Glowing body14-8-1.0
SHOULD OF TURNED THE TV DOWN14-8-1.0
Learn to Fly14-8-1.0
Who Was Phone - Part II14-8-1.0
Slender:a stoners survival14-8-1.0
slenderman's stalking14-8-1.0
Slender-Friender14-8-1.0
Bill, who works at McDonalds12-8-1.0
I Play Multiplayer Now12-8-1.0
The silhouette12-8-1.0
Child at heart10-8-1.0
pokemon cant die10-8-1.0
...He10-8-1.0
How it all began. . .10-8-1.0
Sonic has fallen10-8-1.0
The Building10-8-1.0
World peace?10-8-1.0
Envious10-8-1.0
What the...?10-8-1.0
THAT10-8-1.0
How Often Does It Happen?10-8-1.0
the face10-8-1.0
the thing....that killed us10-8-1.0
amnesia a machine for pigs10-8-1.0
Slender Men Watch Me10-8-1.0
mask murder10-8-1.0
Cleverbot.... on BEN Majora's Mask10-8-1.0
Toilet Man10-8-1.0
Be carful what u wish for part one10-8-1.0
Mine, forever (Jeff the Killer)21-9-1.0
the whisper of HIM19-9-1.0
DEATH_19-9-1.0
Halo reach gone wrong17-9-1.0
Rainbow CRASH17-9-1.0
The True Death Of Freddie Mercury17-9-1.0
Slender17-9-1.0
The Voiceless Voice17-9-1.0
My friend is possessed by herobrine15-9-1.0
Bring out the Script of the Ember Play15-9-1.0
How does it feel, Dear?15-9-1.0
Why me-Majoras mask13-9-1.0
Vito the killer rewritten13-9-1.0
What's Your Name?13-9-1.0
Sleep13-9-1.0
Dershin Alaha Mergorsium13-9-1.0
The China Doll (1)13-9-1.0
next time...13-9-1.0
eli the killer11-9-1.0
the house11-9-1.0
Bloody Smiley Face11-9-1.0
My last phone call11-9-1.0
Jeff and Lauren11-9-1.0
we are legion11-9-1.0
My Little Pony:What REALLY Happened11-9-1.0
IM NOT CRAZY11-9-1.0
My sister11-9-1.0
Pokemon nate11-9-1.0
Guest 4010311-9-1.0
The Daily Rabbit11-9-1.0
The Boy Who Cried, "It's a girl..."11-9-1.0
What happened that night.11-9-1.0
Geekan Homany11-9-1.0
Smosh Lost Episode11-9-1.0
Consider This,, This meaning Consider Life24-10-1.0
Lucid Dreams18-10-1.0
The Slender Mayonaise18-10-1.0
Do Not Read This16-10-1.0
Super smash bros n64 curse16-10-1.0
Lame Pasta 1: College16-10-1.0
Phone Origins16-10-1.0
caillou's suicide14-10-1.0
Objectives14-10-1.0
Getting Slendr14-10-1.0
The Tall Man with Tentacles.14-10-1.0
Shut The Front Door.14-10-1.0
SEra thE killEr14-10-1.0
Its not my fault14-10-1.0
Victorous - Lost Episode14-10-1.0
The evil photo guy14-10-1.0
The ignotis14-10-1.0
(No Subject)14-10-1.0
Vito The Killer12-10-1.0
the mongoose people12-10-1.0
Video Game Insanity12-10-1.0
The Man12-10-1.0
run, quickly12-10-1.0
I see you pikachu12-10-1.0
the stuff nightmares are made of... 12-10-1.0
Catnonymous12-10-1.0
Pokemon Evil Emerald12-10-1.0
Selfish Harold12-10-1.0
Untitled12-10-1.0
HAUNTED FILE.avi10-10-1.0
Creepy Logos10-10-1.0
Brace For Impact 10-10-1.0
Where we arrived10-10-1.0
Sleeping Beauty - Research Notes10-10-1.0
Emily10-10-1.0
The little walk. 10-10-1.0
Children in my Closet10-10-1.0
The Horrors Of My Home Pt.110-10-1.0
Strugle enough10-10-1.0
Cat.jpg (Grinning Cat)10-10-1.0
The Strange Man at the Car10-10-1.0
They all came together10-10-1.0
That was expected...10-10-1.0
bloody marry10-10-1.0
Duck hut: Dog hunt10-10-1.0
The darkness10-10-1.0
Assylum Darkness Part 110-10-1.0
Dark Woods circus10-10-1.0
pokemon yellow: death of pikachu31-11-1.0
Sunshine Sin25-11-1.0
How to Summon Hajjicalafaggin'25-11-1.0
THE DARK ONE23-11-1.0
slenderman's Wife21-11-1.0
Slasher19-11-1.0
Herobrine on My Old Minecraft Server19-11-1.0
The Ninjas Who Haunted My Life15-11-1.0
The Murderous Orange15-11-1.0
Humans can lick too!!!15-11-1.0
Yoshi's Island15-11-1.0
POKEMON LOST DEATH13-11-1.0
Bittersweet Memories13-11-1.0
The Walk During The Day13-11-1.0
The rakes story13-11-1.0
The Kid13-11-1.0
Notch's Dead Brother13-11-1.0
Curiosity13-11-1.0
A Sweet Treat13-11-1.0
The dolphin chef13-11-1.0
Fourth of July13-11-1.0
Rockos Modern Life Theory13-11-1.0
Laura's Death13-11-1.0
My name is Sara13-11-1.0
Cookie Death Heroes13-11-1.0
Die Cube13-11-1.0
Scootaloo? (My first pasta)11-11-1.0
THAT (Rewrite #1)11-11-1.0
The Shadow Man11-11-1.0
Slednerman messgae!?11-11-1.0
Emma Elec.11-11-1.0
The story.11-11-1.0
Bloody Fruit Loops of Death30-12-1.0
the Wrong CD (v2)24-12-1.0
Attack of the cliche20-12-1.0
Someone on Omegle saw the banned finale of Fat Albert And The Cosby Kids20-12-1.0
Nyan Death18-12-1.0
gunmen216-12-1.0
Jeffs lullaby16-12-1.0
Title16-12-1.0
the regular show lost episode16-12-1.0
the eternal nightmare14-12-1.0
Dusk Till Dawn14-12-1.0
The abandoned house14-12-1.0
Mouse House14-12-1.0
That Night14-12-1.0
Title12-12-1.0
ghost of sandbox12-12-1.0
Zombie High12-12-1.0
Three SINisters12-12-1.0
The flea market12-12-1.0
The Pokemon Noice12-12-1.0
Mindmen and Mindtown12-12-1.0
(No Subject) 212-12-1.0
The thing and the switch12-12-1.0
The button of doom12-12-1.0
Madara Uchiha Watches Me Sleep29-13-1.0
THE LOL...23-13-1.0
Minecraft's Dark Side19-13-1.0
Spenders servent19-13-1.0
Space Shuttle Log19-13-1.0
Lavender Town (The Real Story)17-13-1.0
be tidy17-13-1.0
Old Man,In a Old House,With a Old Shotgun17-13-1.0
silence15-13-1.0
My best friend15-13-1.0
The Beast of Kansas13-13-1.0
Humans Can Lick Too.28-14-1.0
The Legend Of The Tails Doll.20-14-1.0
Why Voldimort Should Not Be Named18-14-1.0
Slenderman is REAL!!!!!!18-14-1.0
Dead Yellow18-14-1.0
Origin of the Witches 518-14-1.0
The Pikachu16-14-1.0
Depression16-14-1.0
My Fault16-14-1.0
brain age:death16-14-1.0
the haunted pokemon blue game16-14-1.0
should of stayed on the yellow sidewalk14-14-1.0
Hunted14-14-1.0
School Bus #3914-14-1.0
The Devils Journal14-14-1.0
don't look behind you14-14-1.0
Thy Ghost of Anna Weise14-14-1.0
Pokemon white death14-14-1.0
Slaughterbob25-15-1.0
M@Ri0 Galaxy exe.23-15-1.0
The Regular Show Drug Theory19-15-1.0
MOUSE HOUSE part 219-15-1.0
Title19-15-1.0
Josyrox17-15-1.0
Cassie the killer15-15-1.0
1-99 (pokepasta)15-15-1.0
Midnight Fright15-15-1.0
Artist of death15-15-1.0
Jeff The Killer Vs. The Rake26-16-1.0
Jeff The Killer (My Version)26-16-1.0
The accident22-16-1.0
Journal entry20-16-1.0
What legends can do to you20-16-1.0
haunted chuck rock game part 118-16-1.0
GameCube's Murder18-16-1.0
The Man in the the window16-16-1.0
The Hunger Games original idea25-17-1.0
WHO WAS PHONE MAN25-17-1.0
Pokemon Diamond: Haunted Cartridge25-17-1.0
Untitled23-17-1.0
bright eyes21-17-1.0
Scary Experience Minecraft21-17-1.0
Read Us Backwards21-17-1.0
The first Steve21-17-1.0
after reading creepy pasta19-17-1.0
Minecraft The Well17-17-1.0
DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE!17-17-1.0
666.txt17-17-1.0
The Curse of the Sonic Doll17-17-1.0
pokemon deadly red17-17-1.0
power rangers:episode A?26-18-1.0
the truth behind rudolph the red nosed reindeer22-18-1.0
The Slender Girl22-18-1.0
Zigzagoon22-18-1.0
Sonic Ultimate20-18-1.0
Jeff vs the pocket18-18-1.0
Alone in the dark18-18-1.0
The Satanics29-19-1.0
The face27-19-1.0
hello? (first story)25-19-1.0
Herobrine23-19-1.0
HIM21-19-1.0
Creppypasta.com21-19-1.0
Honk 21-19-1.0
THIS TYPE OF DAY 19-19-1.0
SLENDER MAN19-19-1.0
Minecraft Herobrine Seed32-20-1.0
cursed lizard30-20-1.0
ClownFace20-20-1.0
WTF?23-21-1.0
The Worlds Longest Word30-22-1.0
halo no blood24-22-1.0
The infection31-23-1.0
TV boadcast 27-23-1.0
teddy (my first story dont hate!!!)28-24-1.0
Prolouge of the Mister27-25-1.0
THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO'S)28-26-1.0
TitleTHE SHREDDER26-26-1.0
What's wrong?29-27-1.0
James the dreem stealer35-29-1.0
Soulless Parents40-30-1.0
Untitled30-30-1.0
Sonic X Lost episode: Revenge of the jungle trap47-31-1.0
Zombie Pikachu story37-31-1.0
Slender: My Personal Account40-36-1.0
Jealiousy50-38-1.0
YOUR NIGHTMARE63-39-1.0
A series of scary events53-41-1.0
slenderman vs commando54-42-1.0
Hulk: World of Destruction47-43-1.0
YoeI The Homocidle Maniac49-45-1.0
my little pony fim lost episode59-51-1.0
Haunted Cartridge94-62-1.0
A "Loving" Husband96-68-1.0
did you stumble across herobrine?96-82-1.0

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  1. william
    April 6, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    how do you make 1

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  2. The Operator
    April 13, 2013 at 3:47 am

    Hey everyone. Seeing as on this page would be a good place to play this….

    http://chairpusher.tumblr.com/post/47836270369/crappypasta-bingo

    BOOM! Crappypasta Bingo!

    Now you, too, can play Crappypasta Bingo in your own home.

    If you have any better ideas for bingo categories than the ones in this version, recommend them and I’ll probably add them in!

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    • The Operator
      April 13, 2013 at 3:50 am

      oh and unless you like persona 4 or homestuck don’t bother to look at my blog.

      that would be a bad choice.

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    • Poodleinacan
      April 14, 2013 at 6:03 am

      Operator, you can operate my username anytime.
      XD

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  3. The Operator
    April 14, 2013 at 1:00 am

    http://chairpusher.tumblr.com/post/47910760086/crappypasta-bingo-game-1

    First day and I almost have a bingo already.

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  4. The Operator
    April 21, 2013 at 6:22 am

    GUYS FOR SOME REASON I CANNOT VOTE ON ANYTHING

    NOT ON COMMENTS OR PASTAS

    HELP IS THIS USUAL

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    • derpbutt
      April 23, 2013 at 12:01 am

      I’m having issues with plugins randomly breaking, fixing themselves, breaking… trying to fix it.

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