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As I get on to my Laptop. I quickly check my email! No emails from creppypasta.com. That sucks! But I do have youtube reply comment. I’ll get to it later. So I get in the search bar and type Creppypasta.com. But as the page loads. I notice that something is off. There is a big picture of a dark bloody figure but nothing else. This is werid I think to myself. I just thought it was going under changes or something. So I try to click out but it won’t let me. But then the page refresh. With the same picture but with text under! That says “STOP!!!!”. I stop scared to death. The page refreshs again. And says “YOU WILL NOT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!” I compile. The page refreshs again. My power goes out! I trebble in my seat! It now says ” DON’T LOOK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!” I complie with my eyes glued to the screen. Scraed, the page refreshs! The page refreshs! The picture changes with a picture of my mangled bloodedy body! With the text “YOU IN 20 MINUTES!!!!!!!”

Credit To – tytiger10

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  1. I do hope this ma is trolling, if not he is functionally retarded.

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  2. “I compile.”

    Only line that made any sense, because this sounded like a computer program wrote it.

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  3. What? You’re not gonna tell us what the youtube message was? Well, say goodbye to my 10-star vote!

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  4. ” “YOU WILL NOT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!” I compile. ”

    This story is so scary, I just compiled myself.

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  5. I love how you guys keep talking about me saying complie. :)

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  6. I found it extremely amusing how they spelled Creepypasta wrong…

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  7. Well…usually it takes me longer to compile lately. But that’s what prawn is for…ahem

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  8. Your spelling is most amusing.

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  9. “I trebble in my seat!”? The correct spelling is treble, and it is a noun describing a singing pitch, not a verb.

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  10. Yep pretty sure it’s a troll pasta. But in other news, I’m BACK!

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  11. nothing happens when i go to creppypasta.com…

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  12. The mispelled ‘creppypasta’ in the title should’ve told me the quality of this story. But no, I just had to read it.

    ….i compile

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  13. This story seems like it was compiled out of the author’s ass.
    I really hope this is a troll.

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  14. I love how people are using the word ‘compile’ to mock him! I compile.

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  15. so you compiled then trebbled in your seat wow this story is 2SPOOKY4ME

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  16. “YOU IN 20 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!”
    … seems legit.

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  17. So obviously a troll. It must be a troll. Oh please let it be a troll…

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  18. This was so scary! I just compiled bricks! Especially when you trebbled in your seat.

    P.S.
    This is a true story. Right before i read this, i was reading WHO WAS PHONE on my phone. Then some pictures of Jeff and a bloody chicken started bouncing around my screen, i swear on the bible! Is this normal? Seriously, i need to know.

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  19. Creppypasta? Funny because, no such site exists!

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