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December 18, 2012 at 5:56 am
Uh, okay. I know you’re trying to be ironic when you say not to look, but this just comes across as a really boring Facebook post or something.
“Hey, you know how you wake up in the night and think you see something moving? Well, there’s not really anything there. The end.”
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December 18, 2012 at 3:09 pm
“you may start to see some kind of movement.”
Damnit! My sex slave is trying to escape… Again!
Oh well, since there’s nothing there, I better go back to sleep.
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January 4, 2013 at 11:14 am
The comment above made my day. Also even though nothing can be scarier when you expect something, it doesn’t apply to all situations.
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