If your reading this, I would tell you to stop but at the same time if you read this it may blow your mind. I’m about I take you into a completely different universe. Let’s go to the place that people call the future but nobody can tell. You’ll never know, until you join me on this journey.
At the end of this story I’m going to tell you to close your eyes and picture everything that I told you to do throughout this story.
Okay, so there is the future right in front of your eyes. Everything is different and you have everything that you could ever imagine. There wasn’t anymore problems on the earth, there wasn’t any fights, there wasn’t anything wrong with this whole god forsaken world. As you sit here and think about everything in the past, you remember that you just skipped many many years just to get to the future. How old are you? You can’t be young because you skipped millions of yours. You can’t be that old because you would be dead. What happened to your body for the years that you can’t remember? We’re you in a comma? Dead? There had to have been something that happened to your body for a million years.
By the end of your life I promise you your gonna remember everything that happened throughout this story that I am telling you right now. But in the mean time, as I told you at the beginning of the story, I was gonna tell you to close your eyes and picture everything that happened in this story. But think, what if your eyes are already closed and this is all just a dream? What if you aren’t even alive or your sitting on your ass watching the tv screen. This can’t be a movie though, because your brain is processing this story and making you picture it, or daydream the unknown. That might be where I tricked you though, what if it isn’t the unknown? What if, right now, we’re actually living in the future but your technically living in your past life? Dreaming right? Maybe memories.. It has to be one of the two.
Now as I told you, close your eyes and picture this story in your head and then open your eyes. Tell me if you see a change?
As your eyes are closed you hear a scream. “wake up, wake up!” Your mind starts to freak out uncontrollably and you don’t know what to do. That’s what you felt, right? This was all a dream, a dream inside a dream. Now, what happened to the future? The world may never know..
Daydreaming The Future,
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October 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm
I don’t understand this.
You tell me to imagine the future, is that really what you expect the reader to do. Imagine all the imagery because you are too lazy to write it? From there you try to get all deep and psychological but it doesn’t work because it makes no sense and your spelling and grammar is bad.
“We’re you in a comma”
Seriously? This is just unacceptable.
October 4, 2012 at 6:53 pm
This wasn’t good, and I don’t even feel bad about saying it. There are inconsistencies up the asshole and your narrative voice makes me want to punch someone in the throat.
Also, I agree with Shogunfish up there — you’re trying way too hard. I think you went with the whole concept of “people fear what they don’t know”, and ran with it.
While you did go try-hard the whole race, the story just didn’t cross the finish line. Better luck next time.
October 5, 2012 at 2:37 am
I’m sorry, but every time I hear “the world may never know” I can only think of that Tootsie Roll Pop commercial with the owl.
October 7, 2012 at 3:19 am
What if I told you, you were sitting at your computer, reading a terrible story that didnt make sence??
October 7, 2012 at 3:20 am
@shogunfish- ,you,
October 7, 2012 at 5:23 pm
“There wasn’t anymore problem on the earth”
Really?… No “,”?… And ” on the earth” should be “on Earth”… Don’t you know your own Solar system?
… But I guess that you were trying to say that all the problems were at sea, or something like that.