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Deadman Dan
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
28 years ago in Peculiar,Missouri there was a little boy named Dan. Dan was picked on by all the kids. Some of the jocks took him out to
their hangout spot in the woods.
Dan of course went because he was a loner.
He didn’t have much of a social life.
The jocks tied him up to a tree and poured gasoline on him and the head jock took out a cigarette and threw it on him. The ropes burned off and he jumped into a creek to cool down. The head jock pulled out a shotgun and shot him in the chest. That was the end of Dan the boy but much more would come. The jocks didn’t want to get in trouble so they put him in a cement drainage pipe room and never spoke about Dan again.
Horrible right?But that’s not the worst part…

In the year 2013, 3 boys named Timothy, James, and Tucker were out one night when they saw the cement drainage pipe room and were very curious. “What the hell is that for?” Asked James.” I think it’s a drainage pipe.”replied Timothy.”Whatever it is it’s ominous as fuck!”commented Tucker.” Why is the water red”asked Timothy”I think we should check it out.” So they went back home and collected supplies like flashlights, shovels, food etc.then they pryed off the bars on top and headed inside”Okay”said James”here we go.”They went inside the drain to find a trapdoor on the floor. Curiously, they opened it up and found a dark room with cobwebs everywhere.”BBBAAAAGGFHH”
yelled Tucker because of his arachnophobia.”Did you see that”whispered James”I saw a shadow run by” Then a figure of horror with a shot in the chest and a scorched up body appeared out of thin air. The boys were all terrified (James even peed himself).The creature was carrying a scorched up price of wood with a nail at the end and chucked it at the three. They all ran out but forgot to shut the trapdoor so the man came out and in a bloodcurdling voice yelled”I AM DAN THE DEADMAN” the man ran off somewhere where. “I think I’m done with this day,”whispered James, scaredly” And with these pants” The three boys all went home quickly. They did not see from Dan for a while. But they could not stop thinking about what he said “I AM DAN” and the way he looked.They refused to go anywhere, especially alone. They all decided to face up to their fears. One by one they went to the woods. They were planning to go hunting. When they saw something run bye James squealed and shot everywhere then ran away. “Worst paranoia EVER” shouted Timothy. So now Timothy and Tucker had to look for James and to watch out for Dan. They were walking when they found a burning dead body. The boys didn’t know what happened or who it was. Tucker screamed so loudly that Timothy’s ear drum nearly exploded.”Did you notice now how he kinda looks like that Dan creature”stumbled out Timothy”Yeah….. WAIT BUT THAT MEANS!!!” They both screamed. “DAN IS IN THE WOODS!!!!”Their mouths were both covered up by two unknown hands. “SHSHSHSHSHSHSH” Said a voice behind them. Dan was floating in midair eyes white as snow, heart sticking out and a scorched up body”MMPHMPPHHHSGVDKVKB”Mumbled Tucker and Timothy.”DON’T STRUGGLE”whispered Dan”FOR THIS WILL NOT BE LO-”Dan dropped down.Timothy and Tucker were still shaking.The boys gained the courage to turn around and saw James standing there holding Dan by the feet. “HOLY SHIT” yelled Tucker “B-B-BUT HOW?” “I ran off home and grabbed a knife to kill that bitch” replied James. Dan’s head turned around and struggled. James dropped him, out of shock. “YOU FOOL. YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KILL ME WITH THIS?”Dan yelled.”NOW I’M ANGRIER THAN BEFORE” “Oooooohh shit” squealed James. Those were the last things said in that forest. The police came by and saw 3 dead bodies shot in the heart and set on fire. The policemen were astonished. Dan snook behind them. Dan killed them both. Nobody was allowed in the woods ever again. But that didn’t help anyone. Little did they know that Dan had left the woods and started killing off many people looking for the men that had killed him.
Credit To – James Mendenhall Timothy Belcher Tucker Woodson
Credit Link – YouTube.com/camolosers

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16 Comments

  1. I’m impressed. I’ve never seen a story run on complete stupid from beginning to end. There is literally nothing original or redeeming in this travesty.

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  2. Started off like overly-retarded Jeff the killer, ended like CAPS LOCK MURDEROUS GHOST RAMPAGE. 1/10.

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  3. This was bad. It seems to randomly cross into parody a few times.

    The opening was retarded. Why the hell would they set him on fire?

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  4. I couldn’t help but think of “Dirty Dan” from that one Spongebob episode.

    It’s confirmed, the jocks are Pinhead Star’s goons.

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  5. The name alone amuses me. It sounds like the moniker you’d give a legendary gunslinger.

    I would totally watch that western. Shot by his posse and left for dead, Deadman Dan picks up a Colt, patches himself up and gets revenge on the rats who did it…

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  6. ”NOW I’M ANGRIER THAN BEFORE”

    *complete monotone* Ah. Ahhh. I am so afraid right now. You are angry.

    0/10

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  7. I’m sorry, but I read “Deadman Dan” and in my head I heard “I’m Dirty Dan!” “No, I’m Dirty Dan!” “I’m Dirty Dan!”

    If you know what I’m talking about, I love you.

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  8. guys this is seriouse@!! he snook behind the polece and hell snook behind uz ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    0/10

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    • Please get off the internet.

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      • Broken’s actually commented on a lot of other pastas. They’re just being sarcastic here.

        (Not to mention that I’m actually a friend of theirs.)

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  9. HOLY CRAP, THIS WAS SOO SCARY, NOW I’M MORE SCARED THAN BEFORE… not

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  10. (Stern face, points at author)

    NO.

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  11. #DeadManDanTheMan2013.
    Okay, in all seriousness.
    So, these guys decide to bully him and take it to the fucking extreme.
    And burn him to death and shoot him with a shotgun??
    I’m guessing the bullies are about 13-15.
    Because that’s totally realistic.
    Also, Dead-Man Dan sounds like a fucking cowboy outlaw.
    1/10 for originality, kinda, ish… Nah fuck it.
    0/10 and no “You Tried” gold sticker for you.

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