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did you stumble across herobrine?

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i didn’t know about herobrine in 1.3 but the new update said removed herobrine i was relieved but somewhere inside i knew that there was something like an egg and inside was herobrine ready to hatch waiting for someone to stumble across him to be released into the game again now i’m scared to mine so i use too many items from time to time but that is all to it

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  1. My greatest regret is that I have but one downvote to give for my country.

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    • I have about five, and believe me, I will use each. and. every. one. of. them.

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      • how does one individual (you) have 5, and I only get one? im a zerg rush! AKA a huge amount of zerg rushing a target! well then again theres time like this where were just hanging around base instead of actually doing anything…

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  2. God dammit, Herobrine WAS NEVER SCARY. Stop writing about him! What do we have to do to get you people to understand that?

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    • I never really got the hype. It’s just a dude that stalks your game and blows your stuff up. I guess it would kind of suck if you had a megaproject or something, but it’s not scary.

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    • I salute you sir.

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    • you are so right

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    • you are so right

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  3. This is funny

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  4. This is so bad, that it’s scary…

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  5. WTF guys, if you’re gonna post minecraft stories, then at least be creative.No more Herobrine crap.

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  6. There is no plot. None. Not even a single plotline. It is so depressing that there are 94 in the “You Didn’t Even Try At All”. That number is scarier than this story. Go hang yourself.

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    • Seriously? You’re going to tell a person to kill himself for writing a bad story. What has become of this country? -_-

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      • Excuse me sir, did you realise that the internet is international. How do you know where the poster you replied to comes from?

        I happen to agree with him.

        I’m a great believer in natural selection.

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        • Do you know how hard it was for me to spell creepy in that way?

          I’m just going to phone my psychiatrist now.

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          • Woops, this should have been attached to my post further down!

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    • That’s not funny.

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  7. Alright, here’s my imitation of this person.

    ‘hay guys once apon a tiem i was playing MINCERAFT and suddenly horo brine scary RTITTTTE’

    Was that accurate? I think it was.

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    • That was the most accurate comment on anything I have ever read.

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    • My one regret is that you can’t get a 5.0. Only a 4.9.

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    • No Operator,you put more effort than the guy who made this pasta.

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    • You’re doing God’s work, son.

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  8. bad thing is i use this as a comedy site..

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    • Whew
      I thought I was the only one.

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    • I came here looking for parodypastas. The sad thing was, I didn’t even realize that it wasn’t a parody site untill two weeks after i first got on!

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      • I’m not sure where you got the idea that this was a parody site. If you go to the mini-FAQ link on the right side of the page you’ll see what this site was actually intended for. I suppose someone could think that this place is for parodies because so many of them end up here but that’s not really the point of crappypasta.

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    • I don’t even like good creepypastas. I fell in love with the terrible ones right from the start, especially video game pastas. They’re just so much fun.

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  9. one word.
    one word that might change the mindset of any reader who might come across this.
    one word that takes the time to be known across the world for not only an explative but an explanation.

    watafuq?

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  10. Uh, Herobrine doesn’t hatch from an egg…. Plus this is hard to follow. I don’t think it’s terribly easy to make any video game scary, much less Minecraft.

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    • Uh, Herobrine was never in the game in the first place. He was just a community-made “monster” that nine year-olds started to believe in.

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      • Or thirteen-year-olds.

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        • Your body strewn across the floor would be the ultimate home invasion defense.

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          • I think that’s outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

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  11. I found nether rack in a cave with red stone torches

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    • That’s nice, dear.

      Now go to bed, it’s past your bedtime and you’re too young to be on this website.

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    • Oh, damn. I’m fresh out of fucks to give. Please don’t come back tomorrow.

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    • That’s nice. Now get dressed and don’t be late for school.

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  12. Red Ring of Dumb

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  13. yeahhh, sure you did
    ive played minecraft and herobrine is just not scary

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  14. Ever heard of strange things called periods and sentences?…………….. Nope, didn’t think so.

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    • Don’t judge; perhaps the author of this crappypasta is someone who thinks that punctuation is from the Devil.

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      • I’ve never heard such truer words. *sniff*

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  15. I love minecraft creepy pastas but seriously too much herobrine!

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    • Don’t encourage the minecraft pastas. I’ve never read a good one, it appears as though this game is played by children. Children writing a pasta and trying to pass it off as CrEePeH just doesn’t work.

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  16. Guys. Go look at tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/Minecraft and look at the ‘world’ or ‘character’ theories. There you go, all the scary minecraft theories, ideas, etc. without using the shitty pile of crap that is herobrine! (You can’t use ‘The bedrock level is a seal devised to keep caged a terrible eldritch abomination and is keeping it from causing the end of the world’ theory though, because I am using that for my adventure map.)

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    • An adventure map based on eldritch abomination beneath the bedrock level, you say? That sounds quite interesting.

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    • Please tell me where this map is so I can play it.

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    • Aw, DUDE THATS SO FREAKIN’ SWEET! WHO GIVE A CRAP! Y PASTA!

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  17. Why does everyone fantasize about Herobrine? Does nobody understand that all of this could be so VERY offensive and distressing for Notch? I feel sorry for you, Notch, for having to read all this Herobrine crap.

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    • Ugh.. Doesn’t anyone know that NOTCH DOES NOT FREAKING HAVE A DEAD BROTHER! He has a half brother who is very much alive. Period.

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      • Your American usage of the term period always humours me.

        Listen to me proving my point. Menstrual cycle.

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        • hahahahaha

          Sorry, but I am American and even I think that when people say it. SOrry, it s really late and I took my meds but I have to comment on this before I lose it tomorrow.

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  18. lolwut? Really? Not only is this a Herobrine story, but it’s a single run-on sentence. No. Just no. Please go dig yourself a hole. Six feet should be enough.

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    • Seriously. Enough with the telling the poor guy to kill himself, no matter how terrible that story was -.-

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      • As lame as the You Didn’t Even Try at All section of this site is, I agree with you wholeheartedly. You never know what could actually hurt someone.

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  19. Did you really think this was good enough to be a creepypasta?

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    • This isn’t even good enough to be a crappypasta.

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  20. This makes me die inside a little

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  21. Well I will say I have stumbled across some odd things while I played a 1.3 minecraft addition when I first download it the menu had herobrine with bleeding eyes crying bloody tears with a slight sob in the background when I played on a file that said “DO NOT OPEN” so I was curious and opened it. When I did I was spawned in a small room of bedrock then it starts breaking down slowly block by block I obiusly could not go in creative or I would have but I heard a whisper and i instantly turn around and there is herobrine my computer gets very static like and there is a sign that said “herobrines curse”to this day I still don’t play mine craft.

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    • Open to LAN, cheats on.

      You can now go into creative mode.

      You, sir, fail logic forever.

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    • Worst comment NA.

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    • Cool story bro.

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    • This is much more scarier than “Did you stumble across Herobrine”,

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    • GOD DAMMIT, WHEN WILL PEOPLE GET HEROBRINE/ENDERMEN IS NOT SLENDERMAN!

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    • Dammit, I’m looking for my wallet, but I think I’m all out of fucks to give.

      Seriously. Fuck off.

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    • shit_that_didnt_happen.txt

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  22. How is this scary?

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  23. … “Removed Herobrine” was just a joke.
    You are about 2 years (maybe 3) too late, for the Herobrine things.

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  24. Where’s your god now?

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    • Did I stumble across Herobrine?

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    • who needs god when you have a swarm of zerglings within the first 10 minutes of the round…

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  25. This pasta has 69 votes. Nobody ruin it!

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