So my day was going by normally like any other day, I went to school, got back from school, and started doing homework, when suddenly, I heard a click from my closet. I walked over and opened the door to see what the noise was, to find that it was my old gamecube, only, it wasn’t plugged in. I started to freak out, but things got worse when I heard the happy mask salesman’s laugh in the backround. Suddenly, the gamecube told me “WHY DID YOU GET A WII?” I quickly replied, “because the wii is fun, please don’t kill me” 
Then, the gamecube started running after me. I tried to get away but Ben from ben drowned grabbed me, and I was ripped apart with blood and guts dripping everywhere on the walls and it was just a complete disaster with blood everywhere. I was never heard from again. The end.
Credit To – Me
Credit Link – -no credit link, I wrote it-
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January 23, 2013 at 2:41 pm
I thought stories that were intentionally bad *weren’t* supposed to end up on crappypasta.
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January 23, 2013 at 5:32 pm
Diecube? Not even Deathcube?
Or if you were actually clever you would have called it maimcube… Get it… Because it maimed you… And it sounds like GameCube…
Soo… Yeah. This sucked really bad, and it had an emoticon in it.
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January 24, 2013 at 12:20 am
And then, a DeathBox.
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January 24, 2013 at 4:16 am
Shogunfish, “maimcube”? More like Lamecube!
…Oh god, I’m so sorry for that.
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January 24, 2013 at 1:52 pm
“WHY DID YOU GET A WII?” I quickly replied, “because the wii is fun, please don’t kill me”
smartest thing to say to a possessed console.
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January 24, 2013 at 9:39 pm
sigh.
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January 25, 2013 at 6:37 am
I’m pretty sure that if this thing had an ‘authors’s comments’ part, it’d be something like ‘OMG HAPPY MASK SALESMAN = SCARY AMIRITE???’
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January 27, 2013 at 5:38 pm
”And then i became a ghost and wrote this stupid story. THE END”
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January 28, 2013 at 4:46 pm
The sad thing is now the Wii is out of style and the GameCube no one even remembers.
The Game… what? The GumCube? The Game-play-thing? The fuck are you talking about?
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January 29, 2013 at 8:16 pm
Also, i have never even known WHY THE PIZZADIPPARS an ELECTRONIC would be angry at thier owner for buying ANOTHER electronic from the SAME FREAKING COMPANY! Also, how the heck did you know it was gonna kill you. Also, Emoticons are funny, not creepy. You made me http://www.crappypasta.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif at how bad this is.
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January 30, 2013 at 4:58 am
This story is pretty cool! It has a magical talking GameCube, an idiot as the main character and the best ending ever! (Sarcasm if you couldn’t tell)
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February 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Really stupid
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February 8, 2013 at 2:01 am
“I was ripped apart with blood and guts dripping everywhere on the walls and it was just a complete disaster with blood everywhere. I was never heard from again.” I’m just wondering who wrote the story…
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