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September 28, 2012 at 10:29 pm
hi. don’t be scared by my mail. i think there are shadow people living in that room. probably it would be better if you pray in that room. shadow people are scared about fire or some metal stuffs. although there 2 options. first one i have already mentioned how to protect you. and the other one is trying to communicate with them. they prefer dark place to communicate. but it could be scary for you
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September 29, 2012 at 2:39 am
Ima help too. They find it funny if you put burnt (plastic) sporks on your head. You know, with a bandanna. The bandanna need to be black to work tho. Have a circle of incense, in cups, around the room where the most activity is. They are shy creatures, and the only way to bring them out is to record your self in the incense circle and yell “Orgy Porgy” 3 times. They wont bother you after that. Hope this helps.
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