I reasently got a pokemon yellow cartrage from my neighbor, he said he’s never played the game and doesn’t care about pokemon in general. I took a look at the cartrage and saw PY written on the front with no picture of pikachu. I shruged and assumed it meant pokemon yellow, and I went home. I plugged in the cartrage to my gameboy advanced and the intro came with pikachu running around happily then the picture of pikachu popped up with the date on the bottom all glitched out saying 1999999999999999999999… the option continue pops though my friend had never play it I pressed contiue to see what was up, the players name Dylan showed with three badges and 26 hours played (seems a bit long for just 3 badges) anyway I started playing and appeard in pokemon tower the music was gone making things creepyer than lavender town ussually is. the screen was quite glitched and I could not play with this much obscureity, but I decided to leave the tower and headed towrds the pokemon center when I went inside and talked to the nurse she said her normal stuff so I cliked heal thats when it said bulbasuar fainted and blastiose fainted I was curious so I checked my pokemon and sure enough they were fainted I left lavender town when I found a trainer to battle it started I through the pokemon “blastoise” wich was not even a blastoise at all it was a squirtle but the pokemon had no HP and fainted imeadietly then with no choise a bulbasaur wich was a bulbasaur and he fainted imeaditly too, then pikachu was sent out and I used thuder on the enemys ratacate Then the battle ended. I got bored and started a new game, it played normally no mayjor glitches or anything until I got to the elite four when I stated the first battle the game froze I restarted and the only option was contiue I pressed contiue and ended up on Dylans file and was not in lavender town insted I was on cinabar island and Dylan had 5 missingno. and a pokemon called DEAD I checked the pokemon and it was a pikachu nothing was wrong no glitches no cleche gore and blood just a pikachu. after checking the pokemon pikachu reapeard to follow me so I talked too it it said FIND DYLAN. so I went to my neighibors and asked who dylan was he said it was a kid at school in one of his classes so the next day at school I found my friend and he lead me to dylan. we talked about the game and he said hes never heard of it I showed him the cartrage and when he saw the letters PY he yanked it out of my hand and stomped on it until it was unuseable He walked off and my neighbor said he had an second copy I could have so he gave it too me and I played it up until I was in pokemon tower where I faced my rival whos name was change to DYLAN PY the battle started and then my pikachu was sent out the pikachus move had been changed to DY LA N and PY when I used the moves it was always a one hit kill then the rival said do you know what its like to loose someone and the froze I learned later dylan lost both his parents in a car accident while he was playing pokemon yellow.
Credit To – Caleb Cramer
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February 12, 2013 at 2:34 am
What’s truly hilarious about his one is that at the very end, when you mention Dylan’s parents dying in a car crash while he was playing Pokemon Yellow, I totally saw how you could have written this and have it come out decently. Of course first you would need punctuation, capitalization, and paragraph breaks.
But… that idea. I have to admit it actually caught me off-guard. I could totally read a pasta where Dylan’s Pokemon Yellow game was trying to save him. Like Dylan was so depressed he was going to commit suicide. And he turned his game into Gamestop and the protagonist bought the game used (of course the story would need to be set before Gamestop stopped selling used Gameboy games). And the game kept trying to communicate with him to go find Dylan, ’cause seriously Dylan needed help. That could almost be a good video game pasta I think.
February 12, 2013 at 3:43 am
Man, you know it’s going to be a good story when the second word in is misspelled.
February 12, 2013 at 11:20 pm
I went to his YouTube channel and shocker it was a kid with shitty minecraft LP’s.
February 13, 2013 at 6:31 am
I reasently got a pokemon yellow cartrage from my neighbor, he said he’s never played the game and doesn’t care about pokemon in general. I took a look at the cartrage and saw PY written on the front with no picture of pikachu. I shruged and assumed it meant pokemon yellow, and I went home. I plugged in the cartrage to my gameboy advanced and the intro came with pikachu running around happily then the picture of pikachu popped up with the date on the bottom all glitched out saying 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248.”
That’s how I think this story should’ve went.
February 18, 2013 at 6:29 pm
with no choise a bulbasaur wich was a bulbasaur and he fainted imeaditly too,
This sentence hurt so good, I didn’t care about how bad the rest of the pasta was.
February 20, 2013 at 1:47 am
I think my lifespan decreased a few years from reading this…ugh…
February 20, 2013 at 5:34 am
There’s no shortage on periods. Seriously, it’s cool, feel free to use them.
February 21, 2013 at 8:29 pm
Actually, there is a shortage on periods. One earlier pasta used up the whole year’s supply of them. …every few words… they would do…. this….
February 21, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Impressive that he could put so much content into 7 SENTENCES!!!! *facepalm*
March 17, 2013 at 1:07 am
yeah it was bad i know this i really only spent 2 minutes making this piece of crap, but at least half the story was true and actually happened, no one actually died though, sorry you guys had to read this i thought it was removed. it was just for fun guys please stop posting mean comments. thanks.
March 20, 2013 at 12:41 am
I’m sorry Caleb, you’ll probably think I’m a dick, but if you don’t want mean comments I’d advise you to either A) stop writing or B) write something good and not another pokemon pasta.
And get a dictionary. Also, avoid feeding potential trolls by asking them to stop being mean. That’s all before I rage at this abomination of storytelling.
Here’s another tip: Don’t post stories you write out of boredom, they almost always suck, trust me, I’ve done it
March 20, 2013 at 8:48 pm
This would have been decent if not for the terrible spelling and punctuation it would have been a nice enough story. I also like the fact that you didn’t put in cliche gore or blood which is different from most of these gaming creepypasta. It should be rewritten.
May 6, 2013 at 5:30 pm
You know… with the original Author’s permission, I think a more talented writer could take a crack at this story and re-write it into something. There definitely is SOMETHING hidden deep in this story, at least.