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Fat Bat Freddy

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Young Freddy Harland, a morbidly obese 15 year old kid from Northern Kentucky was always alone and bullied. No matter how much he tried to fit in he could never find acceptance from anyone. He found comfort in his trusty baseball bat that his grandpa gave him.. he would spend hours in his front yard singing ” take me out to the ball game ” as he pathetically threw his ball up in the air to hit it. This, naturally caused him too appear more crazy to his peers and well.. the neighborhood. So much in fact that his parents were being questioned by concerned (and nosy) neighbors.
After his forth attempt to try out for the local baseball team he was told he was simply too fat to be on the team.. sobbing and dragging his beloved baseball bat behind himself on his walk back home he was greeted in the distance by some of the players from the team.. inviting him over to play which excited Freddy as he gleefully ran to play a game with his possible new friends. Everything was going fine, they laughed, ran bases and Freddy even score his first homerun, Then without warning one of the boys yelled too Freddy ” Hey! DUCK FATTY!” as his beloved baseball bat was slammed right into his face, knocking him too the now blood splattered grass. As the boys took turns beating his face in with such cruel bravado, they screamed ” DIE FAT BOY!” and ” YOU DON’T DESERVE TOO BREATH WIDELOAD!” and ” DEATH TOO THE LARD!”… the boys beat poor Freddy until his head was fully caved in. They quickly shoved an old black, greasy garbage bag over his almost non-existent head and buried him in a shallow grave under an old oak tree just outside the school’s Baseball field. Several months pass by and the police had finally given up Freddy for dead, The parents grieved but eventually were able too smile again. The boys who murdered him Trevor, Chad, Keith, Robyn and Sky were laughing and told just about everyone how they killed ” Fat Bat Freddy ” as the school jokingly began too know him as, Even the teachers were laughing about Freddy’s gruesome and pointless death saying things like ” well, at least he didn’t have too kill himself ” and ” That’s what I call weight loss!” oh, yes the whole school was happy he died in such a fashion. About three weeks later during lunch everything was normal, it was noon and the sun was shining, An announcement came on the school speakers, in a low and distorted voice the song ” Take me out to the ball game ” slowly began too be sung as the doors locked and the lights dimmed until it was as dark asmidnight in a blindfold. As the song became louder the sounds of a wooden bat clanked and clunked slowly towards the locked cafeteria, the screams of panic from the students and faculty rang out through the walls but all got silent as the big doors slowly creped open, revealing an obese boy holding a bloody wooden baseball bat.. parts of his own face and hair still stuck too it and a dirty black garbage bag on his head. Slowly as the door shut screams echoed until silence was achieved…. When the police arrived on the scene, it was a horrid display of an orgy of violence.. everyone had their faces bashed in so bad that they were just filled with goo, and bloody, dirt crusted footprints on the ground.. slowly leading too each victim. The only thing that gave the police any clue was a hastily scribbled note on the cafeteria wall in blood that said ” Fat Bat Freddy is back, and he is very mad…” The police searched the woods to see if the murderer fled in there.. all they found was what appeared to be an open grave under an old oak tree.. with the corpse of one of the boys from the cafeteria in it.. propped up in a sitting position.. his face smashed in completely and a note that simply says ” I am free now.. I will return very soon ” the note was signed simply ” Freddy “.
Credit To – Jerry Handra

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  1. Oh dear. I’ve seen pastas with zero logic in them whatsoever, but this pasta doesn’t even have zero logic, it has NEGATIVE logic. So a bunch of baseball players beat our tubby little friend to death(for no apparent reason I might add) and dumped his body into a grave, then they later go on to brag about it to everyone. So these kids get away with murder, and they don’t get arrested. I think we have set a new world record for the worst police in crappypasta history.

    “The parents grieved but eventually were able too smile again.”
    Yeah, these kids willfully and gleefully murdered your only son, but you got over it and “were able too smile again.”

    “Even the teachers were laughing about Freddy’s gruesome and pointless death saying things like ” well, at least he didn’t have too kill himself ” and ” That’s what I call weight loss!” oh, yes the whole school was happy he died in such a fashion.”
    Good lord, I wouldn’t be surprised if this pasta took place in Dick County, because everyone here is a bunch of dicks.

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  2. This is quite possibly the most stupid pasta on this site.

    Congratulations for having absolutely no logic you time wasting imbecile.

    1/10 and downvote.

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  3. This is probably a troll ;P

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  4. I’m probably going to hell for this, but for some sick reason I liked this one. It’s got just the right amount of a ‘I can’t take this seriously, but I can’t look away’ ridiculous grindhouse feel about it.

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  5. Seriously? This is all you got?

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  6. If all he does is play baseball, why is he still fat?

    “” That’s what I call weight loss!””
    Why hasn’t this teacher been fired/ in prison? Who the fuck makes jokes after the bullied kid was killed? And on that note, why did they bother setting this elaborate trap for Freddy, just to murder him for no reason? Seriously, I’m sick of shit which involves bullies murdering stupid mary sue for no reason. It doesn’t work like that.

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  7. For some reason I’m getting the feeling that the author is morbidly obese and projecting his disdain for himself on to his Sue. Or this was just another of the hordes of morons that plague this website.

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  8. I’m not someone who spends a regular amount of time on creepypasta and only today just discovered this site, but may I say the biggest reason this is rather mediocre as a piece of writing is that it has no logic. Yes, we’re talking about a boy who comes back from the dead to seek revenge on his murderers and all who laughed at his death. But think about any and every horror and/or slash-and-gore film you ever saw: aside from the obvious supernatural focal point of the movie, what else was unrealistic? Very little, if anything at all. They are in an otherwise seemingly realistic environment.
    Now, what is it about this that is so unrealistic? You have the boys brutally murdering a kid to death for no apparent reason despite his being fat-for whatever reason, dietary or medical or whatever-and then openly boast about it without any interference whatsoever from law enforcements. Not only that, but the parents treated the death and cause of death no different than if a distant relative were to have died of sickness. The ENTIRE school is mocking it, even the teachers and staff. Even if he were openly disliked, you mean to tell me that there weren’t even a select few amount of peers that didn’t regard it as the greatest thing yet? But even though that would have been better, there should have been the majority either somewhat sad at the sheer fact of someone at the school being murdered or just indifferent considering they didn’t know him, with his murderers and maybe a handful of others laughing about it. And no way should the teachers be partaking in it.
    Also, I don’t know about you but if I were in a school where a group of boys were capable of murdering a boy for being too fat and then getting away with it, I would flip out, tell my parents, and have them either homeschool me or send me to a relative or we would move elsewhere, just so I can’t get in their way. I’m not fat, but I’m sure they could find a reason that’s equally stupid regarding my physique.
    Also, I’m SHOCKED that no one even bothered bringing up the constant misuse of “too” as well as a few other error in grammar and spelling and writing mechanisms. One or two types total is one thing. Having it happen again and again just distracts from the story (although it IS pretty bad. I mean, that’s why in this section)
    I believe those are my main points. Other than that, this sounds like something written by an eleven-year-old (mostly because of the spelling and grammar errors) who got inspiration from all the bullying hype that’s happening in schools to spawn the (rather stupid, in my humble opinion) anti-bullying movement as well as other child ghost stories.
    So yeah, throw this whole story out the window, try again, and if you really ARE an eleven-year-old (and don’t give me that “I’m not eleven, I’m ten/twelve/thirteen/whatever” shit, you still understand my point) then perhaps wait for a few more years until you can produce a story that goes beyond something created at a boy/girl scouts campfire (not that I was ever in the scouts, from what few campfire stories I have heard I wouldn’t be surprised if this was shared)

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