“Fear,an emotional response to consciously recognized external sources of danger such as those often associated with loud noises, threatening gestures, strange people and thunderstorms; it is manifested in animals by flight, by attack or by cringing.”
…………….What a textbook grade of bullshit, Fear is not simply an emotion, it is a tool, a device, it is my preffered weapon. It is like a mighty hammer in which i can destroy or dismantle ones hopes and dreams. It allows me to bend the will of humanity itself to my whims. For those of you who laughed at my theories, called me crazy, a lunatic even, know this, fear is everywhere, and due to this you cannot escape me or my wrath, for I AM FEAR!!!!
-prof John. Crane.

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September 13, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Hey there, Scarecrow.
September 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Really, dude?
September 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm
This would have been better if it had ended for I AM PHONE! It would have made more sense that way.
September 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Just needs more fear gas.
September 14, 2012 at 1:07 am
“Alright John, what do you wanna be when you grow up?”
“Fear!”
September 14, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Yeah, YOUR FEAR. until batman kicks your ass.
February 23, 2013 at 12:56 am
… Please. Do not shit on my fandoms.
Do not shit on the Slenderman Mythos, and do not shit on the Batman Mythos.
Especially not on one of my favorite Batman villains.
Please. It hurts.
March 8, 2013 at 7:17 pm
nope! *pulls you into sewers*
April 10, 2013 at 5:09 pm
“It is like a mighty hammer in which i can destroy or dismantle ones hopes and dreams.”
Calm down there, Thor.