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Fire Wire was created to help children in need. in a lab to create robot Zoe was made.
August, 12 2000. she was first called Zoe before the it happened. “ZOE WAKE UP!”
a voice said as Zoe opened her eyes. “yes creator?” Zoe said as she saw a girl standing over her.

“Zoe come on it is time for you mind update!” she said as she took Zoe over to the computer.
“um ok why do i need this?” Zoe asked.
“It helps you remember stuff like… the children’s name!” the creator said.
“oh ok um… now what do i just sit here?” Zoe said as she sat in a chair waiting for instructions.
“yes and make sure nothing gets to the computer. and keep an eye on the kids, make sure that they don’t screw up the system.” the creator said as she programmed the computer.
“sure thing… um creator?” Zoe said.
“yes hon?” the creator asked.
“if one of the kids do something with this what will it do?” Zoe asked with a concerned look in her eyes.
“umm… heh, lets not talk about that right now.” the creator said.
Zoe looked around and saw a little girl in the corner crying, Zoe got up and walked over to her.

“hi sweetie whats the matter?” Zoe asked.

the little girl looked up with tears rushing down her face.

“who are y-you?” the little girl asked in fear.
“why! i’m Zoe, and you are?” Zoe said.
“i’m lily…” the little girl said.
“well very nice to meet you Lily!” Zoe said with a smile.

Lily smiled too, Zoe gave lily a big hug and walked her over to her creator.

“Zoe i need you to sit down we need to do this… oh who is this?” the creator said.

“This is Lily!” Zoe said
“h-hi…” Lily said.
“Hi hon i’m Amy.” the creator said.

Zoe sat in a chair and connected wires into her head.

“does that hurt?” lily asked.
No i’m a robot it wont hurt me, but don’t try it.” Zoe said.
“ok i wont” Lily said.

Zoe smiled, so did Lily.

“ok Zoe time for the update” Amy said as she activated the system.

Zoe froze, she shut down and after awhile, a 4 year old boy came into the room.

“ZOE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!?!?!?!?” he screeched
“Zoe?” he said in confusion.

He yanked out out one of the wires, witch caused a spark. Zoe began to wake up. the kid pulled out another, and another, and another until he came to the last one.

“Don’t worry Zoe i will save you!” the little boy said.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Amy screamed from the other side of the room.

The little boy ripped out the last wire and it made a huge spark, the spark fell to the floor causing a fire to brake out. Amy took the little boy and shoved him out of the room.

Zoe is now awake, the fire melted the skin off her right eye and it is now melt and red robot eye, Zoe got up and is now standing.

“Z-Zoe?” Amy said in fear.
“im not Zoe….”

Zoe had some sparks coming from her arm, she walked closer to Amy.

“you’ve been a bad girl Amy… time out now!”

Zoe threw the spark at my and she burned her, Zoe walked out of the room and saw Lily in the hallway.

“Zoe!” Lily said in a cheer.

Zoe didn’t answer.

“Zoe?” Lily tugged on Zoe’s shirt.

Zoe spun around and glared at Lily.

“yes child?” Zoe said with a evil smile on her face.
“Are you ok? Lily asked.
“i’m ok no worries.” Zoe said as she glared at Lily.
“Zoe what happened to your face?” Lily asked.

Zoe took Lily by the neck and forced her against the wall choking her then throwing her on the floor and stepping on her. almost dead Lily lays there with blood and tear rushing down her face. Lily looks up and see’s Zoe with matches.

“Zoe please don’t…” Lily said.
“shhh its time out for you sweetie” Zoe said.

Zoe finally lit the match and set Lily on fire and killed her.

a few months later Zoe became Fire Wire, now a insane killer.

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  1. Bad robot. Bad pasta.

    And what made Lily so combustible? Was she made out of kerosine and kindling?
    Terminate, scrap, and recycle.

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  2. The whole malfunctioning robot goes on a murderous rampage bit has been done before,many many times.

    -2/10,at least it’s not another Jeff ripoff

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  3. Wow. This story was so bad, it could melt my robot brain!

    …If I was a robot, that is. Which I’m not. Not at all…

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    • Yoss, are you cleverbot? Obviously a clever version of cleverbot.

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  4. Once upon a time there was a robot named Barbara, her friends called her Babs.

    She was making tea for the family that owned her when the oven blowed up for no reasons. Babs had her hair fire on and she runned around screeching in a robotic tone. Her skin fell off because it was made of jelly (English jelly, not jello or jam or whatever you guys call it). One of her eyes were red and glowy she walked slower and wanted everyones clothes, boots and motorcycles. She beated men up with her strongs. She’s now searching for someone called Son Donnor.

    You’ll be sitting in your room late at night, browsing the internet when all of a sudden you’ll see a red eye. If it smells funny then that’s not her eye. Then you’re a dead gone die and dead.

    The End.

    Jesus, people put so much effort into their trolling.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  5. I’m sorry. This was hilarious.
    I particularly loved the switching of tenses in the middle of sentences.
    This was bad.
    This was really, really bad. I loved it. You, sir/maam, are a true comedian.
    Okay. Down to business.
    Alright. So:
    “Fire Wire was created to help children in need. in a lab to create robot Zoe was made.”
    I have no idea who Fire Wire is.
    In a lab to create robots, Zoe was made, her duty to help children in need.
    ““ZOE WAKE UP!”
    a voice said as Zoe opened her eyes. “yes creator?” Zoe said as she saw a girl standing over her.”
    “Zoe, wake up!” said the voice. She opened her eyes. Amy. The voice was Amy.
    “Yes, creator?”
    ““Zoe come on it is time for you mind update!” she said as she took Zoe over to the computer.
    “um ok why do i need this?” Zoe asked.
    “It helps you remember stuff like… the children’s name!” the creator said.
    “oh ok um… now what do i just sit here?” Zoe said as she sat in a chair waiting for instructions.”
    “Alright, Zoe! Today we download your mind update!” She led Zoe to the computer.
    Zoe sat. ” OK. So, what’s this for, again?”
    Amy shrugged, ” It’s just boring stuff. Children’s names, etcetera.”
    She looked around as she awaited instruction.

    “yes and make sure nothing gets to the computer. and keep an eye on the kids, make sure that they don’t screw up the system.” the creator said as she programmed the computer.
    “sure thing… um creator?” Zoe said.
    “yes hon?” the creator asked.
    “if one of the kids do something with this what will it do?” Zoe asked with a concerned look in her eyes.
    “umm… heh, lets not talk about that right now.” the creator said.

    ” So, um, the system’s kind of finnicky, so, just try and make sure the kids don’t, you know, try play with it, ‘kay?” She laughed distractedly. She was always distracted these days. Seemingly at random, she punched keys and buttons. None of it made any sense to her.
    “So, Amy? What do I do if a child does… ‘want to play’?”
    Amy checked her watch. She sped up a little. ” Um… You know what ,that’s not going to happen, anyway. You’re fine.”

    Zoe looked around and saw a little girl in the corner crying, Zoe got up and walked over to her.

    “hi sweetie whats the matter?” Zoe asked.

    the little girl looked up with tears rushing down her face.

    “who are y-you?” the little girl asked in fear.
    “why! i’m Zoe, and you are?” Zoe said.
    “i’m lily…” the little girl said.
    “well very nice to meet you Lily!” Zoe said with a smile.

    Lily smiled too, Zoe gave lily a big hug and walked her over to her creator.

    Small sobs came from the corner. Zoe traced them to the huddled figure of a girl. She crouched beside her.
    ” You alright, sweetie?”
    The girl wiped her nose with a sleeve.
    “Who are you?”
    “Me? I’m Zoe. You are?”
    “Lily!” The girl grinned.
    “Well, Lily, seems I just made a new Friend!”
    The little girl beamed.
    “Zoe, if we’re going to do this, we’ll have to do it now.” Amy looked frazzled.
    “Yes, boss.” She slid into her chair.

    Zoe sat in a chair and connected wires into her head.

    “does that hurt?” lily asked.
    No i’m a robot it wont hurt me, but don’t try it.” Zoe said.
    “ok i wont” Lily said.

    Zoe smiled, so did Lily.

    “ok Zoe time for the update” Amy said as she activated the system.

    Zoe froze, she shut down and after awhile, a 4 year old boy came into the room.

    Carefully and methodically, Amy hooked Zoe up to the machine.
    Lily chewed on a sleeve. ” Does that hurt?”
    “Nah, but I wouldn’t try it if I were you!” Zoe grinned at Lily. Lily grinned back.
    “Alright, Zoe, just sit back and let the computer do it’s job.
    “Will do, boss!” chirped Zoe, but the end of her words slurred. She was shutting down. It was a frightening feeling, but she was used to it.
    All was well until Tommy came back in for his apple juice.

    “ZOE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!?!?!?!?” he screeched
    “Zoe?” he said in confusion.

    He yanked out out one of the wires, witch caused a spark. Zoe began to wake up. the kid pulled out another, and another, and another until he came to the last one.

    “Don’t worry Zoe i will save you!” the little boy said.
    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Amy screamed from the other side of the room.

    The little boy ripped out the last wire and it made a huge spark, the spark fell to the floor causing a fire to brake out. Amy took the little boy and shoved him out of the room.

    Tommy was four, and Tommy was scared. He mounted, ( with difficulty) the desk beside the sleeping robot.
    He examined a wire. He wobbled by accident, and a wire came loose. It sparked and the girl made a funny jerking movement. This was fun. This was a good game. One by one, he removed the wires.
    Bit by bit, he destroyed her mind.
    This is all I can get done for now, but the message is clear, I think. This story needs serious rewrites, and it may not even deserve them.
    I’m not a great writer, but I hope I’ve given you some ideas.

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    • I agree. And it sounds promising, but probably not a creepy story, more like something for the forums.

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    • Did you just rewrite someone else’s crappypasta… and make it good?

      ….I’m just gonna slow clap it out here. Well done.

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  6. Horrendous grammar. Incoherent sentences. Ballstastically boring plot. I could go on, but I’m just gonna give you a 2/10. For that tiny bit of effort.

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  7. Later, Fire Wire became a terminator.

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  8. “Saving data…

    Your game data is saving. Please DO NOT restart or shut off your console until saving has been completed. Thank you.”

    They weren’t joking, it seems.

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  9. So….
    “It helps you remember stuff like… the children’s name!”
    All the children apparently have the same name…
    Also Lily’s name only becomes capitalised after someone says it….?

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