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Grinny

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Dr.Goodworth opened the door to his lab and brought a few things through the door with him. A camera to record himself, a needle with a jar with a serum that he made himself, and his cat Oscar as his test subject. He set up the camera next to the table in the lab. He put his cat Oscar on the table, grabbed his needle and filled it with the serum.
“Hello world you will probably view this when I’m famous! Now, you see this green stuff? This is Dr.Goodworth and I’s life’s work! And this is our test subject: Oscar! This serum will enable animals to use and read human emotions!!” Dr.Goodworth picked up Oscar. “Well without further ado! Then he injected the serum into Oscar’s chest. “ROOOOW!” yelled Oscar as the needle went into him. “don’t worry Oscar it’ll only hurt for a second!” Dr.Goodworth put Oscar down to let the serum kick in. “now ladies and gents, the serum is taking its effect to the cat’s brain and corneas!” Oscar sat up after a while, his eyes were green before and now they are red. “Ah there we go, success!!! Oscar, could you please smile for the camera? The cat did so. “Well there you have it folks! We have taken the first leap into understanding our animal friends! Dr.Goodworth. walked to his camera. Unknown to him, Oscar’s smile was tuning into a demonic grin. “Alright how do turn this thing off…” Oscar jumped off the table and started to creep towards Dr.Goodworth. “Is it this button or do I just press this button again…..” Suddenly Dr.Goodworth felt a bite on his leg. He looked down to see Oscar, tearing apart his flesh, slowly. He fell to the ground screaming. “Oscar crawled up to his face. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING OSCAR!” then Oscar finally spoke in a French accent. “I want your flesh and blood.” He quickly brought up his paw, drawn his claws, and slammed down at Dr.Goodworth’s neck.
Hours later a mysterious doctor walked through the corridor towards the lab. He was wearing a doctor’s mask, goggles, a doctor’s cap, and a lab coat. But he was wearing a pair of black pants and black shoes. The mysterious doctor walked down the hall to the door typed in the code and the machine responded “access granted welcome Dr.Goodworth”. The doctor opened the door, turned on the lights, and shut the door behind him. He pulled off his doctor’s mask and cap revealing the face of the most twisted mass murderer that the world has ever seen. This killer was known as Jeff the killer. “Alright now where is that stuff Slendy wanted?” Jeff saw the dead doctor on the floor, And all the blood around him. “Whoa! It looks like someone beat me to it.” He walked over to the camera in the room. He started to examine the camera, when he heard something coming from the corner of the room. “Mrrrow” Jeff turned to see a cat in the corner and it had blood all over its mouth. Jeff pulled out his knife for protection. “Oh so you’re the little killer? You want to come with me little guy? I’m sure the under realm will suit you!” the cat walked slowly towards Jeff “mrow?” Jeff bent down and picked him up. “Come on then! You can live with me!”
As Jeff approached his home, he noticed something. “Oh my, your fur is falling out, it’s ok, I’ll call you Grinny because you remind me of smile dog.

Credit To – doctorironstar
Credit Link - http://www.youtube.com/user/doctorironstar

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8 Comments

  1. Smile Dog, JtK, Slenderman. Check, check, aaaand check.

    How do people even convince themselves that this shit is creepy?

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  2. !

    Wait a minute….
    Ms Pencil Neck – ‘Credit To – doctorironstar’
    Grinny – ‘Credit To – doctorironstar’
    Jeff the Killer vs Laughing Jack – ‘Credit To – doctorironstar’
    Jeff the Killer vs Pinkie Pie – ‘Credit To – doctorironstar’
    Jeff the Killer and Smile Dog vs the Herobrine – ‘Credit To – doctorironstar’

    …Who is this ‘doctorironstar’, and why are they singlehandedly responsible for some of the worst pastas on this site?

    Wait, nevermind, I checked their youtube. He’s a 13-year-old (or so) boy that reviews lego figurines and appears to be a large fan of Star Wars and Doctor Who. (And does magic tricks which I can see through in two seconds, given one of my hobbies is analysing those things.)

    Huh.

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  3. All I can say is that doctorironstar is crappingly consistent.

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  4. My God, JTK is invading crappy pasta. We need a new category called “OMG just stop already” and we can put all the JTF, Smile dog, slendy and dollpastas in it. Maybe then people would listen.

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  5. …Wait a moment
    Grinny and Ms Pencil Neck are two characters I have previously seen in a Deviant Art account. I think it was in the comic Pasta Monsters of XcomickittyX.
    Isn’t that… you know… STEALING ._.

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  6. I ALREADY DID IT…. and it still went to crappypasta.

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  7. Why’s this in crappy pasta its great!

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  8. This story is AWESOME!!! It shouldn’t be in crappy pasta!

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