I am a gamer for pc so i play minecraft alot. I was playing minecraft on a
server with my friends. I encountered an npc that must have been placed by an admin.when I approached the npc but when i got close to it my computer screen turned blood red and I heard an evil scream. After a few seconds it cut back to me playing. After that i talked to the one admin on the server. He said he never placed an npc before and that there was no npc plugin. I was spooked.
I got onto the forums to see if anyone
else had expierenced this. within 5
minutes somone replied saying your
going to die. it was from gunmen2 my minecraft character. I was very scared
because I never signed up for a minecraft forums acount. I opened minecraft again. I logged on to the server my house was different my chests
were moved around and there were more chests than I had. It was as if I had a spike in items. shortly after fixing the house an admin came to my house and told me he was getting complaints of me
killing players around the town and not
typing anything in the chatbar. I was puzzled but then Mmy character joined trhe game when I was already on. I went into my house and brought out a diamond
sword. I was teleported to him by the
admin. He had a full set of leather
armor and an iron sword. I immediatly
hit him. It caused his armor to break
all of it. I guessed he had been in a
few fights. His skin also my skin was
different my skin is skullkid from
majoras mask but the mask was colored
black and red. The eyes were blood red
and bleeding I froze as he attacked me
i snapped out and killed him. his body
exploded with the tnt explosion graphic
The computer screen went black and in
white letters saying I only wanted to
play along with you will pay with your
life. it cut to his face and out of his
eyes shot firecharges that ghasts fire.
It lit my blanket on fire so i stomped
on it then the computer floated up and
freaked out hitting the walls I ran out
of the room got a baseball bat and went
back in knocked my computer around for a few minutes it made a ghastly shriek
it cut to a screen saying look behind
you and I saw my minecraft skin behind
me and then it tried to kill me with
an iron sword i punched it and blood squirted out looking like lava I ran to
the kitchen got a knife and stabbed my
minecraft self. he cracked up and broke
apart. and i never had any other problem until until i noticed shadows
in my house at night 1 looked like it
was holding a sword
Credit To: gunmen2(myself)
gunmen2,
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July 11, 2012 at 3:06 am
Someone likes crafting mines
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July 11, 2012 at 4:29 am
This is nothing compared to my experience.
I saw Herobrine between two trees and he didn’t walk back into the fog and then suddenly he was right in front of me and his mouth moved while he was talking and he said IMMA EAT YOU so I ran out the window and he chased me cuz he jumped out of the computer then I realized I was bleeding cuz I ran through a window then he said I WANT YOUR BLOOD and then every MineCraft player ever ran with me and Herobrine was chasing us all and he got one guy and ate him and it was gross and then I kept running and then he was suddenly in front of us all and he ate all of us instantly so now I’m dead and I wasn’t even lucky enough to be reincarnated or come back as a ghost or anything I just died so now I’m dead not undead just dead and my name is Suom Ynona and I comment on Crappypasta because I’m dead!
Pretty scary, huh?
(Anybody wanna make this an official fail pasta on this site? Or is that impossible or not allowed or something?)
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August 18, 2012 at 1:38 am
FINALLY! A Minecraft pasta. I needed an excuse to use this:
“That’ssss a nice pasta you have there… It would be a ssshame if anything were to happen to it…”
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September 19, 2012 at 5:16 pm
So ummm, what the fuck is up with the format?
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September 22, 2012 at 12:18 am
Actually SSSSSsssylvie S.
not only would it not be a shame, we would probably declare it a national holiday
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February 8, 2013 at 4:15 am
Red Ring of Dumb.
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March 3, 2013 at 9:51 am
ill never be able to play mine craft again now, so freaked out :s
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