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July 9, 2012 at 12:57 am
Beautiful. It’s easy to see the shear effort placed into this thrilling piece of artwork. Bravo to you, “MY EXPERIENCES!!!!!!!”.
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July 9, 2012 at 8:07 am
You’re joking right? I’ve seen rainbows scarier than this.
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July 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Obvios troll is obvious. But that pasta did a pretty good job describing exactly what happens in most haunted game pastas.
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July 10, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Almost better than BEN DROWNED. Funny thing is, I’m not kidding. Too much credit is given to that boring, dreadfully long, and typical creepypasta.
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February 18, 2013 at 12:59 am
It’s a case of Seinfield is Unfunny (look it up on TvTropes). Ben Drowned *made* most of the cliches and other stuff commonly used in vidya gaem pastas, and it did them right, damn it. It had videos and args and stuff. I’m still standing by it as the best vidya gaem creepypasta of all time.
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March 5, 2013 at 12:47 am
Actually, rectifying that. Ben Drowned’s plot was, well, cliched at the most. It was the videos and the arg (which, from what I hear, is still continuing) that saved it.
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July 17, 2012 at 2:03 am
This doesn’t even belong on crappypasta. If it were real pasta, I wouldn’t even serve it to the starving Somalians, because it was that bad…
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July 26, 2012 at 3:13 am
Dude, I was lmaoing the entire time! XD
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August 2, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Ehhhh…Pokemons…muehhhh. Why are Pokemon games always haunted? Also, caps lock.
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August 4, 2012 at 6:40 am
…dafuq….
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August 10, 2012 at 1:54 am
Then who was Oak?
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March 5, 2013 at 12:49 am
Team Galaxy
Team Rocket
Team Aqua
Team Magma
Team Plasma
Team Snagem
GRAMPS
Gramps = Oak
OAK IS BEHIND ALL THE EVIL TEAMS IN POKEMON, AND MOST LIKELY BEHIND ALL THESE SHITTY PASTAS AS WELL.
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August 14, 2012 at 5:59 am
Haunted video games much like Pokemon (Yeah Sparky I’m talking about you) are not, and will not ever be creepy.
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August 15, 2012 at 7:38 pm
My brain just got raped by how bad this is.
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August 16, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Who sobs over a video game/electronic *cough cough sonicxrevengeofthejungletrap cough*
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February 18, 2013 at 2:39 am
XD
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May 3, 2013 at 8:29 pm
fans of final fantasy
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August 22, 2012 at 4:08 am
My what a great pasta. Listen as 1000Masks and I decide to tear it to pieces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_qjpG7k9A
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August 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm
GREAT JOB1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 16, 2012 at 3:10 am
How could it be staring at you if it had no eyes?
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September 17, 2012 at 9:28 pm
ONE DAY I FOUND A crappypasta story of pokemon called Haunted Cartridge. I opened it up on my MacBook Pro and IT HAD A BLACK SCREEN WITH A GOLD STAR AT THE TOP AND THEN SOME WHITE WRITING CAME UP! AT LAST IT HAD A PASTA WITH NO TALENT STARING AT ME. I STARTED TO SOB AS I SCROLLED DOWN AND IT HAD A WALL OF TEXT WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND A CLICHE PLOT! I BROKE MY COMPUTER SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SEE IT EVER AGAIN!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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February 21, 2013 at 9:46 am
back in 1999 i asked for a imac for christmas i got one it was not in a box the indigo coloured plastic was scratched but i was excited as hell so i plugged it in hooked up the 56k modem on it i turned it on it crap installed all over it i got rid of it all and started browsing the internet i still hold on to it until today now it is all messed up now it keeps on showing a picture of the devil from 9:00pm until 11:00pm it just haunts me to this day even since i used the system restore disk it does still do it
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March 5, 2013 at 12:50 am
DE_DD, I think this comment may have more votes on it than any other comment on all of crappypasta.com. You now have my permission to ascend to godhood.
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September 19, 2012 at 12:11 am
I just lost a little bit more faith in humanity.
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October 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm
This is so beautiful.
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October 28, 2012 at 12:48 am
IT BURNS!!!!
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November 7, 2012 at 12:04 am
Really? You spelled bootleg wrong. It’s obvious you didn’t spend much time on this.
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December 18, 2012 at 1:36 am
Really? REALLY?
Wasted so much money on buying a DS.
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January 3, 2013 at 4:42 pm
Guys pleas no hat. I am only 13 and I hav dislexyia disease.
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March 6, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Alright
*Takes back my beanie*
All better now, you big oversensitive baby?
*Pats on head*
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May 1, 2013 at 5:10 pm
… I’m eleven. I make better plots than you, dude. And yes, dyslexia is a disease, but that’s no reason for full caps lock and no thought put in. Please.
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May 12, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Well don’t make us suffer from it
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January 14, 2013 at 6:03 pm
I laughed at this. Really, I think I’m not even ABLE to make a pasta this bad.
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January 14, 2013 at 8:54 pm
Epic fail noob above ^^^^^
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January 16, 2013 at 8:52 pm
How he stare at u when he have a no eyes?
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