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Haunted Cartridge

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ONE DAY I FOND a creepy ootleg cartridge of pokemon called Pokemon Blood Red. I booted it up on my DS Lite and IT HAD A BLUE SCREEN AND THEN IT FADED TO BLACK! AT LAST IT HAD A TRAINER WITH NO EYES STAIRING AT ME. I STARTED TO SOB AS I TURNED IT ON AND ITHAD A PIKACHU DYING BEING KICKED TO DEAHT BY RED! ! I BROKE MY DS SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SEEN IT EVER AGAIN!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Credit To: MY EXPERIENCES!!!!!!!

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  • Matt S.

    Beautiful. It’s easy to see the shear effort placed into this thrilling piece of artwork. Bravo to you, “MY EXPERIENCES!!!!!!!”.

  • failol

    You’re joking right? I’ve seen rainbows scarier than this.

    • Tatos the Miner

      I’ve seen comments scarier that this…HAUNTED CARTRIDGE…

    • Red

      I’ve kicked Pikachus scarier than this

  • Eyrion

    Obvios troll is obvious. But that pasta did a pretty good job describing exactly what happens in most haunted game pastas.

  • Brandon

    Almost better than BEN DROWNED. Funny thing is, I’m not kidding. Too much credit is given to that boring, dreadfully long, and typical creepypasta.

    • The Operator

      It’s a case of Seinfield is Unfunny (look it up on TvTropes). Ben Drowned *made* most of the cliches and other stuff commonly used in vidya gaem pastas, and it did them right, damn it. It had videos and args and stuff. I’m still standing by it as the best vidya gaem creepypasta of all time.

      • The Operator

        Actually, rectifying that. Ben Drowned’s plot was, well, cliched at the most. It was the videos and the arg (which, from what I hear, is still continuing) that saved it.

      • The Scatophile

        So Ben Drowned is the Psycho of written horror?

        • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

          What as opposed to psycho?

          It was a book before it became a film.

        • http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/240/6/d/crappypasta_bingo_2_0__by_gmyumil-d6k3pzo.png The Operator

          Basically, yes. It created most of the cliches that were then went on to be overused. It’s like saying Superman is cliched when he created most of those in the first place.

          Ironically enough, Ben Drowned would have failed if it was text only. The videos, websites, and so on was what made it enjoyable.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/awesomelightning?feature=mhee TeslaCoilGirl

    This doesn’t even belong on crappypasta. If it were real pasta, I wouldn’t even serve it to the starving Somalians, because it was that bad…

  • Marymagele

    Dude, I was lmaoing the entire time! XD

  • Sylvie

    Ehhhh…Pokemons…muehhhh. Why are Pokemon games always haunted? Also, caps lock.

  • Jhar226

    …dafuq….

  • Gentry

    Then who was Oak?

    • The Operator

      Team Galaxy
      Team Rocket
      Team Aqua
      Team Magma
      Team Plasma
      Team Snagem

      GRAMPS

      Gramps = Oak

      OAK IS BEHIND ALL THE EVIL TEAMS IN POKEMON, AND MOST LIKELY BEHIND ALL THESE SHITTY PASTAS AS WELL.

  • Cariaian

    Haunted video games much like Pokemon (Yeah Sparky I’m talking about you) are not, and will not ever be creepy.

  • The_Dark

    My brain just got raped by how bad this is.

  • mrguy

    Who sobs over a video game/electronic *cough cough sonicxrevengeofthejungletrap cough*

    • http://YouTube.com Lox

      XD

    • derpmandou

      fans of final fantasy

  • DeadAces

    My what a great pasta. Listen as 1000Masks and I decide to tear it to pieces.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_qjpG7k9A

  • wtf

    GREAT JOB1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ariana z.

    How could it be staring at you if it had no eyes?

  • DiamondEyes_DawnDog

    ONE DAY I FOUND A crappypasta story of pokemon called Haunted Cartridge. I opened it up on my MacBook Pro and IT HAD A BLACK SCREEN WITH A GOLD STAR AT THE TOP AND THEN SOME WHITE WRITING CAME UP! AT LAST IT HAD A PASTA WITH NO TALENT STARING AT ME. I STARTED TO SOB AS I SCROLLED DOWN AND IT HAD A WALL OF TEXT WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND A CLICHE PLOT! I BROKE MY COMPUTER SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SEE IT EVER AGAIN!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Charlie

      back in 1999 i asked for a imac for christmas i got one it was not in a box the indigo coloured plastic was scratched but i was excited as hell so i plugged it in hooked up the 56k modem on it i turned it on it crap installed all over it i got rid of it all and started browsing the internet i still hold on to it until today now it is all messed up now it keeps on showing a picture of the devil from 9:00pm until 11:00pm it just haunts me to this day even since i used the system restore disk it does still do it

    • The Operator

      DE_DD, I think this comment may have more votes on it than any other comment on all of crappypasta.com. You now have my permission to ascend to godhood.

      • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

        That’s the most by miles! The most I had seen before this was about 30.

    • rusrs

      This comment made my DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!one

      Although it truly is a shame that people are falling for the obvious troll.

  • TVATR

    I just lost a little bit more faith in humanity.

  • http://lol FurriesInABlender

    This is so beautiful.

  • IH8CRAPPYPASTAS

    IT BURNS!!!!

  • Hello

    Really? You spelled bootleg wrong. It’s obvious you didn’t spend much time on this.

  • IAMAKILLERDOLL

    Really? REALLY?
    Wasted so much money on buying a DS.

  • http://MYEXPEREIENECUUBA MYEXPERIENCES!!!!!!!

    Guys pleas no hat. I am only 13 and I hav dislexyia disease.

    • AssassinNumber7

      Alright
      *Takes back my beanie*
      All better now, you big oversensitive baby?
      *Pats on head*

    • Aswerty

      … I’m eleven. I make better plots than you, dude. And yes, dyslexia is a disease, but that’s no reason for full caps lock and no thought put in. Please.

      • Jay

        disorder, not disease. it’s not some horrible sickness, it’s just disordered thought processes.

    • dafuq

      Well don’t make us suffer from it

    • craphunter

      Oh, I haven’t seen any of those excuses before! Seriously though, this looks like someone who had down syndrome wrote it, not someone who was dyslexic. Actually try and dyslexia shouldn’t be too much of a problem.

      • Sean Compton

        Hey! How dare you compare his writings to those of one with down syndrome! That’s offensive to people with Down Syndrome! I know a guy who has it who could shit out a better story than this!

  • Capitalization

    I laughed at this. Really, I think I’m not even ABLE to make a pasta this bad.

  • http://NUwebsite Lolhai

    Epic fail noob above ^^^^^

  • rawrzlez

    How he stare at u when he have a no eyes?


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