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For the last few week I’ve been confused , upset but mostly scared .I started reading Creepypastas about 3 weeks before the 28th of May 2013. I think I saw Jeff and smile dog but I think I was just going crazy or am I? I feel like taking out my eyes ,grabbing a knife and cutting my face ,arms, legs everything. At times I just want to become a cold blooded killer ,see blood on my finger tips and see people lie there just dead. I see and hear things that other people can’t and it’s not all good. Almost every night I wake up from the same nightmare and I feel the scars that were made in the nightmare on my face, arms, legs … everywhere on my body , I just want creepy things only , I started reading about things like hoodoo , dark magic and symbols . my internet is not helping because I start watching a creepypasta then it shuts down or I watched creepypasta then I watch other type of videos and same thing . a another thing I feel like I’m being watched all the time like a ghost or something …. If you know how to help me emaul me at [Email Removed]
Credit To – [Name Removed]

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  1. Holy shit voodo picknick imma right or what. Free sales of v cialis only 0.99 piece come buy creepy smile dog tractor today now scary me. i scared mail me scary tractor free ussr cialis now. jeff the killer cialis now for blood fingers jeff the killer blood scary email me pls send 50 dollars to nigeria.

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  2. That was pretty good. I liked the fact that you made it on the site of all the sites. i shit my pants reading this and i enjoyed allot of the dialogue and the characters. so i hope this gets super popular.

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    • Are you on crack?

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    • xXJonodXx, are you TRYING to sound like an idiot, or are you really that dumb?

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  3. I wonder if this is his real email, perhaps we should send him a link to a mental ward?

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  4. Instead of wasting your time, and our time for that matter, posting this why don’t you go see a therapist?

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  5. I need a fucking drink.

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  6. Thanks so much for revealing both your full name and e-mail, considering you’re probably just an angst-ridden preteen. Surely you recognize the safety of doing such a thing on a site occupied by anonymous internet bloggers.

    Perfectly safe.

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    • I actually had a note on this pasta to edit those out when I posted, but I was in such a rush yesterday morning trying to get these up before I had to leave that I forgot. Thanks for the reminder, edited!

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      • Shame. I was thinking about emauling the guy. With ecleavers.

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  7. Wow, just… just wow. I really am speechless. Do you want to know what the scariest part about all this is? I don’t think this is a troll. The fact that the person posted their name and email on this pasta tells me that I don’t think they weren’t joking around with this. Just think about it for a minute, who would submit this and think that this is a credible “creepypasta”. This has to be a first in the crappypasta community.

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  8. I would love to emaul you, kid! I love mauling terrible writers, but I usually just stick to doing it in the comments.

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  9. Why,just why does this happen. For the last time this is creepypasta!

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  10. … *sigh*

    Nuff said.

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  11. I think this person honestly needs help… If so, please get to a therapist, and perhaps we shall find it in our hearts to forgive you for wasting our time.

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  12. Hoodoos are odd hill-like formation created by thousands of years of wind erosion in arid, prairie regions such as southern Alberta. They make great hiking terrain and are quite pretty to look at. I, however, see nothing creepy about them.

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  13. It is OH-KAY. Everyone has the urge to kill sometimes. Also, hearing things others don’t once in a while is actually the sign of a healthy brain.

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  14. “I want to see dead people just lie there, their blood in my finger tips” Woah there, necrophilia in the house!!!

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