Hetalia. Known as an anime which the countries are actual people. It’s like history, but in anime form, and a lot more interesting. But, what if all of the sweet, innocent stuff you see in Hetalia, is just one, twisted dream?
All the characters, they are actually real but have the human name that they were given. They all live in there own country(Alfred, America. Arthur, Britain,etc.). But somehow there all connected as one mentally. They can telepathically speak to each other. And all there personalities in the show are the opposite in real life. Feliciano(Italy), you would think of him as, a happy, easy-going, and not very bright person. Well, in reality, he’s not nice at all. He does not like anybody. And he’s actually really smart. Ludwig(Germany), soldier, not very easy-going, strict. Wrong. He actually hates fighting and has a lot of friends. He’s more layback and not very clean or organized either. Kiku(Japan), not very emotional, hates to be touched and affectionate, and is very peaceful, calm. But in reality, he’s very emotional, he actual is pervert, and is very distraught and worked up. As well as the Allies, they also have different personalities. Alfred(America), he’s very easy-going, happy, funny, “heroic” as he would say, and is usually hungry. But actually, he does not have any friends. He has depression and has no self-esteem. And he usually starves himself cause of his depression. Arthur(Britain), not easy-going, a gentleman, swears a lot more than often, and is “magical”, referring to his black magic methods and him having magical creatures as his imaginary friends. Not in reality. He actually has a ton of friends and is not clean or nice at all. He doesn’t really swear though. And he does not believe in magic. And has no imagination. Since he has real friends he has no need for imaginary ones. Francis(France), quite perverted, romantic, and a bit classy. In reality he actually hates the thought of sex, not very romantic, which means he has never had girlfriend before. And he is dirty and unclean, not classy. Wao(China), patriotic, wiling to do what’s right if he has too, and only likes to hear himself think. In reality he hates his country. And will not stick up for anybody, not even himself. He’ll just be a by-stander doing nothing but watching. And does not want to hear his own ideas, thinking that there horrible and everyone else’s is so much better. Matthew(Canada), shy, quiet, nice, and is not noticed. But, in reality he’s actually easy-going, he’s very loud but a bit at the same time. And everyone knows who he is, and no one can forget him. And, last but not least, Ivan(Russia). His is very interesting cause he actually exists in both worlds as the same person. Cause of his “split” personality in the anime, he is the exact same in reality. He actually telepathically talked to all the other countries and made it so this dream would seem like reality. They all in wanted to see what they would be like if they were the exact opposite. Right now, the story seems to have been pretty okay right? Well, unfortunately because of their dreaming, they have been stuck in the dream ever since the start. They have been trying to wake up ever since, but I forever trapped. And the person who can wake them is Ivan. But he won’t. That’s also why he’s the same in both worlds. He controls what’s next. What will happen. He controls their future.He decides whether someone dies or lives. And even how they act and what they do in the show. Everyone but Ivan, has lost the ability to control, dream, everything. The only thing left is there forever sleeping body. Even their souls are captives of Ivan. And he’ll let them go, when his dream is finally over. Their nightmare, is his dream. The show is also based on history cause Ivan knew, much of history was bloodshed or horrible events, which made his dream more like-able to him. The only reason it’s showed in a comedy sort of way is because for a little while, Matthew had control of the dream. And he wanted it to be a happy showing of history. But Ivan could not change it after it was done. Everyone’s character, is a figment of imagination. What they wanted to be, for a limited time, is now a permanent reality they’ll never escape from. One big happy family of dreams.
One big nightmare, concealed by the history and a dream.
Credit To: Hidekaz Himaruya the creator of Hetalia
Hetalia Theory,
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October 28, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Die, just die… If there are two things I hate it’s cliched shitty pastas, and shit like Hetalia. Things that appeal only to a certain audience, but somehow those people go around and shove it in everyone’s face. Same with the hunger games. I would normally not form an opinion but because it was constantly shoved in my face I learned to hate it.
You just had to defile my sanctuary, and for that you will pay
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April 10, 2013 at 2:40 am
Fuck you.
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April 10, 2013 at 8:00 am
Pfft. And this is why he hates Hetalia.
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October 29, 2012 at 1:39 pm
"But, what if all of the sweet, innocent stuff you see in Hetalia, is just one, twisted dream?"
Done.
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October 30, 2012 at 3:52 am
I haven’t seen any of Hetalia, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a big allegory for World War II. Kinda defeats the purpose of this "theory," doesn’t it?
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November 2, 2012 at 2:43 pm
… So, there is no originality in this pasta.
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December 16, 2012 at 12:07 am
I’m sorry you guys for a shitty pasta! This was my first so of course it sucks. And, I’m terribly sorry if I copied! I didn’t know I did! I just thought of this as I went along! I swear, I didn’t know I stole! Sorry for wasting all your time
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March 9, 2013 at 2:32 am
Hey, ignore them. I understand how you feel. This is actually really good! But there is a thing called 2p Hetalia and your story is a really good informational source to go to if you need to explain 2ps to someone, it helped my cousin! I love how you worded the whole thing though!
Also, this is your first! So remember that you have to keep trying! Just because a couple of people complained on your first shot doesn’t mean you still have a chance!! Like I said, just ignore them, they don’t know fine wordage when they see it.
Once again, thank you so much for creating this and responding nicely to all of the rude bullies, that’s pretty brave. Good luck on your other creepypastas if there is more, if not create some!! Thank you!!!
~That One Invisible Kid <3
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December 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm
**throws computer across room, gets up, walks out** Dude. I swear. At first these theories were okay, you know? Some of them were thought provoking, if they were written well. Now, just shut up. No one is going to stop watching Hetalia, or Spongebob, or Fairly Odd Parents, or whatever just because someone had a bad trip one day.
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January 4, 2013 at 9:08 pm
mindfuck.j-just…O.O i-i dont know whta to say…p-please…m-make it go away!
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January 30, 2013 at 1:25 am
Uhh yeah, this is what’s called 2p Hetalia
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March 9, 2013 at 2:25 am
Hey there! So, the Creepy Pasta its self was actually pretty good. But this is basicly an explanation of 2pHetalia. I understand that not everyone had heard of 2ps, so this is good for someone who hasn’t. This totally helped me teach my cousin what the 2ps are, so thanks for writing it!! Just next time, try to make it more original! Thank you!
~That One Kid
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April 10, 2013 at 8:06 am
No it isn’t. Don’t get me wrong, I like hetalia, but this failed.
First of all, it was basically a rehash of 2Ps. Nothing new here. It would be like me explaining Slenderman. Not scary at all.
Second of all. Not written well. Not scary or anything. See, this site is called creepypasta for a reason. Well, at least the other one is.
Third – WALL. OF. TEXT. That is not cool, no matter the circumstances. Breaks – use them.
Fourth and finally, it was a freaking lost episode pasta. You know how many we get of these every day? AT LEAST FIVE. THIS IS NOT NEW WHATSOEVER.
I see you called us ‘the rude bullies’ earlier on. Pfft. This is crappypasta. If you can’t stand critique, all you have to do is, oh, CLICK THE BUTTON THAT SAYS ‘DO NOT SUBMIT TO CRAPPYPASTA’ on the submit page?
Operator out.
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April 26, 2013 at 3:48 am
Never trust Ivan to take control of everything. I’ve never seen Hetalia, but based on the fact the pasta itself says he has split personalities, I’m going to assume he’s insane.
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April 28, 2013 at 11:14 pm
I saw the title and instantly face palmed.
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