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The Holder of Disaster

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Right off from the start, you should know that if you have the will and courage to do what is instructed in this text you are about to read, you will have to leave all your loved ones, all the persons you’ve ever met, all your acquaintances, family, or even pets, for if they are near you after you’ve done it, they’ll be in danger, extreme danger, and they will die, not problably, but surely, they will. Moving on. Some say that, in the debris that are the only remains that stayed after a nuclear reactor unexpectedly blew up after an unfortunate accident, in one of those abandoned buildings where you would expect only to find rats and things of that sort, hides a person. A person that some describe as just an old man, with dirty clothes, that seems like a simple person who didn’t have luck in his life and now walks around this place as a mere vagabond. With his long beard and a face that only makes him look wise, but doesn’t tell you anything about him. Him, is who you’ll be talking to. Don’t worry if you don’t talk Japanese, he has the power to speak every single language. But maybe I should stop calling it “him”. He is not a human, as least not as far as we know. He is a holder, an extraterrestrial being. He disguises as a man, waiting for someone to talk to him and take his place, so he can die and be replaced by the next worthy holder.
If you don’t live in Japan this would mean having to travel by airplane to there, which would totally be a problem, but I repeat, I am not either asking you to do this, or making you do this, for I am merely posting this online in case someone wants to get this object. Object number 516 of 538.
After all this backstory and repeating that I, and I’ll repeat it again, am not telling you to do this, because this could easily bring you great danger or even worst…death. I will proceed to tell you how to get this object.
Around 3 O’ Clock AM, and you will have until the first rays of sunlight appear to do this, shall seek an abandoned building, and find the man I have described. Remember? Old man. Long beard. Dirty look. By the time you see him, he has already seen you. He knows everything about you, your name, your address, your friends’ names, all that you can think of, but you must ignore this and keep on with the process. He will call you by your name. And you will find your body nearing his without your orders, you will start moving slowly towards him until you are near him enough to see his face in full detail and so he can see yours. And by seeing yours, he will access every memory you can still remember, and even those you have locked down beneath that you don’t even want to remember. And after about a minute and a half in which he will only stare at you and you at him, motionless and unable to move, he will ask, in a very deep and guttural voice: “For what have you come to me, and what do you want?”, you will then ask him, in a firm voice, for if he senses fear in you, he will not qualify you worthy of the object: “Are you a holder?”, he will rise his eyebrows, look to the ground for a bit, as if thinking, and say “I am. But who do you think you are to ask such a question to me, a holder?”, you will have to gather all your courage and say “The next holder of the object 516. Disaster.”, He will then, right before your eyes, disappear. Don’t you dare panic or try to escape at this point. Because he will start chasing you, and even if you don’t see him, you will hear steps running towards you behind you. And he will catch you. You’ll then have to close your eyes. And as you do. You’ll feel you’ve fallen to the ground, but won’t feel any pain. As you stare into the black void that is now before you, you won’t open your eyes, you can’t, you just can’t. No one that ever did it survived, so don’t even try it.  You will start hearing noises, at first nothing unusual, maybe the sound of tree leaves crushing, or people giggling. But as time goes on, you’ll start to recognize a faint scream that seems to be very far away. And it will start becoming louder, louder, and louder. To the point where you will feel blood coming out of your ears and nose, louder, and louder, and then, simply out of nowhere, it will stop. And you will feel awake, and in a completely white surface. You must know. You are not awake. It’s all a trap, and you can’t go with them, they’re illusions, fakes, masked demons… Who?, you may ask?. Your family. You will soon notive this white surface you are standing on, is a cloud. And right in front of you will appear all the persons you’ve ever loved that passed away, asking you and encouraging you to go with them. I repeat. You must not. Ever. Give to their pleads. Yes, pleads. Because they will soon start crying and screaming, telling you to go with them, some will even try to hug you, but will be unable as they will go through you, by this point, you will see a person in the distance, and as it gets closer, you will notice it’s God. God himself, will try to take you. Your family will all shut up as God passes right by them and stands in front of you and extends his hand. And will ask “Will you come?”. You will have to then build up all your courage and scream “NO!. THIS IS ALL A TRAP. I WON’T GO WITH NONE OF YOU.” All your family and the person who is supposed to be God will start screaming and their faces will turn ghoulish and demonic. And will all say “YOU. WILL. COME.”. You will then have to look into the opposite direction and run. Run like you’ve never ran. Run for your life. And you mustn’t look back. Your view will suddenly start fading to black, you will feel weak, you’ll fall, and your view will all be black.
If you’ve done all this right, you will wake up, feeling incredibly weak, it’ll be 7 O’ Clock AM, and you will be surrounded by all this people waiting for you to wake up, in the exact same place where you closed your eyes and fell, and all of them will help you up and will ask all kinds of questions. “Are you okay?” “Are you hurt?” “What happened?” “Do you feel okay?”. You shall search in you pockets. And you will find a small, black ball, with little white dots. You now possess the object 516. You are now the Holder of Disaster.
This is one of 2538 objects from which 2000 were completely lost, and only 358 remain.
They all should never, come together.

Credit To – Wrote it all by myself.

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  1. Congratulations. Your pasta is one of the select few that was so horrible and annoying is was exiled from all but the worst category and spawned it’s own.

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    • Hahaha, I’ll move the other Holders crappypastas into the category today – I’m just working on finishing up all the loose ends before we reopen submissions tonight.

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      • Thank you. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’ve been waiting for a landfill to throw all of these holder stories into.

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  2. Should the Holders category be extended to all ritualpastas? Otherwise, it’s going to be a relatively small category.

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    • I don’t think so. There were more Holders pastas than usual last period, they’re just not all here yet/some were no on Crappypasta. I suspect we’ll be seeing more.

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  3. Is Derp the Holder of Creepypasta? That would be awesome!

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  4. Sometimes reading the comments can save my brain. I could tell this was going to be shit. I had a quick glance through the pasta. It’s shit.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  5. In any city, in any country, go to any church or place of worship you can get yourself to. As you enter, make absolutely certain you are alone, it is vitally important. Look for a Reverand, Imam etc at the front of the building. As you make your way towards them, stretch your arms out to either side of yourself, close your eyes and tilt your head downwards. After taking thirteen steps, open your eyes and place your arms back beside yourself. If the person you were making for is still stood there, their arms clasped and looking you directly in the eye with a deathly stare, tell them you wish to see the Holder of Disaster. They will place an arm around you, chuckling lightly. If a church, you will be lead to the belfry, if a mosque, you will go to the Call to Prayer tower. If, for example, you are in a church, you will be lead up the spiral staircase, but as you go, you will pass no bell, you will go on for what seems like miles until you come to a balcony, upon which is a door.

    Your accomplice will open the door, before beating a hasty retreat. As you peer through, should you see only darkness, turn and run as fast as you can, for should you see what comes out of the darkness, if you look for more than a second, will cause the universe to destroy itself in a paradoxical explosion, merely due to the fact that a human being has seen the horrors contained within.

    However, should you see what appears to be a corridor within a castle, step forwards. Suits of armour stand motionlessly around you, holding huge lanterns, casting a haunting glow throughout the corridor. They may seem to move, but do NOT look back. Instead, keep going. You will eventually come to a throne, upon which will be an extremely thin, bearded man with empty eye sockets. In the place of his eye sockets will be pools of blood, which look as if they should be pouring from the holes they are held within. He will gently begin to tap the arm of his throne. After the fifth tap, he will stop, and the flames that lit the corridor will cease to burn. At this point, get on your hands and knees, look straight to the floor and shout at the top of your voice only these words: “What happens when they die?” After this, stand to your feet. Placed on the floor below you will be a goblet, in which will be some shimering water. You will be overcome with thirst, but do not drink it, no matter how tempted you are. Instead, stare at the water. Before you, as if you are watching it on a television screen, will be played, as if recorded, every horrific tragedy in history, everything from the death of the Dinosaurs, to Mount Vesuvius, to the RMS Titanic’s sinking, to present day battles in the Middle East. Everything will be in excruciating detail, and you will see the fate of every person involved. Some people tear out their eyes in sheer agony, some are scarred for life, and some go completely and utterly insane. Whatever your outcome, you must continue to watch the events take place before you, or else you will face the unimaginable pain that follows if you do not. After this is over, the water will completely vanish from view, leaving only the goblet. Suddenly, you will feel as if you have been dropped from a great height, and you will be sat in the place of worship once more, with only the goblet for company.

    This goblet is Object 516 of 538. With this you will have unlimited knowledge of human emotion. Choose wisely how you use it, for it could be your downfall.

    I looked on the site, and this is the REAL holder of disaster.

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  6. “But maybe I should stop calling it “him”.”
    *Continues to refer to it as him/he in the next few sentences anyway*

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