A few days ago, me and my friend were hanging out. And we were looking for airsoft guns to play with and we came across my poke walker under my bed my friend asked do you even have a pokemon on there and I said well i have no clue. so i turned it on to check and sure enough my pikachu was there but then the screen went black. I thought it was nothing and it just needed new batteries so i just tossed it on my bed and we grabbed the airsoft guns and went to go play for a few hours. we came back and my friend was curious about the pokewalker as was I I we got a small screwdriver from downstairs. we grabbed the batteries and as we were about to put them in the screen flickered white and then turned black again yet i just thought i pushed the center button i continued to insert the batteries in the back and put it all back together then once again it turned on and was taking a walk in queit cave where the steps or watts increased in a large quantity by them self. it then stopped and it went to the main screen and text below appeared below the frowning pikachu "where have you been". the screen went black and reopened to the route Amity Meadow somehow and the screen then turned white. so i brought out my dsi to see if i could take pikachu off the pokewalker. when i removed him from the walker the pokewalker made a high pitch noise. the poke walker then proceeded to turn off. i pressed the power button on the pokewalker and and he was no longer there so i checked my dsi and it said pikachu had been successfully been transfered to the dsi to the pc. i then proceeded to the pc to see if it was true and every single box in the pc was a pikachu. then text at the bottom screen said "YOU WILL PAY FOR IGNORING ME". then all the pikachu's in the box made a small frowning mouth. then the ds shocked my hand and left a small line in the shape of the side of my dsi. Then i dropped the dsi and the screen turned off me and my friend raced downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed oven mitts and and picked up a small lock box from the basement we proceeded upstairs and put on the mitts i picked up the dsi and through it in the lockbox and locked it.i still have it and i don't have a clue what to do with it please help.
Credit To – Brenden Greenman and Thor Kowalk
Credit Link - thor.kowalk@yahoo.com
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March 7, 2013 at 9:53 pm
Evil or not, Pikachu is useless against ground types. Go bury it in a hole. For good measure, bury this lame-o story with it
March 8, 2013 at 6:05 am
Fun fact: there were only about 15 periods in this entire thing. Try to avoid run-on sentences.
Also, it’s best to stay away from video game pastas in general. Pokemon isn’t creepy, and it would take an extremely talented writer to make it creepy.
March 8, 2013 at 8:09 am
Oh, look, another pokepasta with a pokemon having abandonment issues.
And why the hell would you put a Pikachu in the Pokewalker? Dude, you’re supposed to put one in there that’s a pain to level up, like Magikarp or a pseudo-legendary. The Pokemon Master has spoken!
March 8, 2013 at 8:03 pm
Woah. What happened with your punctuation? Did you write this on a smart phone?
March 9, 2013 at 5:54 am
Sell it on eBay. You could probably make a couple of bucks.
March 9, 2013 at 5:57 am
I sure hope it doesn’t huant you! Also, How can you write a horror story about a Pokewalker? Seriously?
March 9, 2013 at 11:00 am
And then we had lunch and then I saw my mum come home and then pikachu came out of the pc and then my cat ate it and then whenever my car pooed it was little pikachus and they screamed ‘why don’t you love me?’ and then I died.
That is what it was like to read this pasta!
March 9, 2013 at 11:01 am
Or cat…
March 11, 2013 at 11:22 pm
alright i get it this wasn’t very good and to be truthful it was our first one and i wasn’t the one typing
March 12, 2013 at 12:56 am
Look.
Being your first pasta is not an excuse.
Practise. Ask your friends for critique. Look at other pastas, and see what they did right and wrong. Anyone should know that Pokepastas are shit.
Basically, to use an old /b/ term -
LURK.
MORE.
May 2, 2013 at 6:06 pm
Okay, to be fair, there are a few good Pokepastas.
And by few, I mean VERY few.
And by Good, I mean “more facinating in concept than frightning.”
…where was I going with this again?