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I need the Toilet

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Your lying in bed and you don’t want to get up but you know that you have to. You need the toilet, You get up and put on your new fluffy slippers and stretch.

You walk towards the light switch in your room and turn on the light.

You walk out your bedroom door and notice that the bathroom door is already open and the light is on.

Scared, you walk towards the bathroom and walk inside. “I must have left the light on earlier” You say to yourself.

You pull off your pyjama trousers and sit down, you look up and realised the door is shut. You can’t remember whether you shut it or not as you are too tired.

You carry on doing your business and reach for the toilet-paper, The light goes out.

“Probably just a power cut.” You whisper to yourself reassuringly.

Your finished, you walk towards the door and flick the switch repeatedly, The light is still working. You wonder why it went off in the first place.

You turn the handle of the door only to find that it is locked.

The key to the lock is not in there either, you figure you might have to climb out the window.

You notice that your breathing heavily and you spine is recieving a chilling feeling. “Why is all of this happening?” You question yourself.

You feel a breath on your back, “You needed the toilet”.

Your body was found the next day.

Credit To: Jordan Lewis

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  1. This is our third bathroom crappypasta, and it is also the most boring one. It’s not even interesting as a troll pasta.

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  2. that’s so bad it’s hilarious.

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  3. Me thinks the toilet decided to take revenge on the guy for using it.

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  4. Who says the person didn’t die from the stench of his own shit?, or didn’t do anything for his diarrea, and died of dehydration?

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    • I was laughing enough at this pasta already, then I read this comment and laughed until I felt sick

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    • I was laughing enough at this pasta already, then I read this comment and laughed until I felt sick.

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  5. Wow, this is really bad. If you make creepy things happen, give them a reason. Otherwise it is just a AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT creepypasta. Also should be added to what.

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  6. If you wanna use the toilet you gotta be ready to pay the price!

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  7. that was so bad it gave me cancer still that was funny as fuck

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