If you’ve been on the internet in the last year or talked to someone who spends a lot of time on their computer, then you’ve probably heard of Minecraft.  It’s this sandbox game where the player crafts and, well, mines.  Just about anything can be built or done, and it’s updated pretty frequently.  There’s a lot of user-lore about this entity in the game called Herobrine, who’s basically a fictional character created by a short story.  Although he doesn’t exist in-game, he’s real to many Minecrafters and he does tamper or participate in forums on the game’s website.  I’m posting this now on Creepypasta, after trying repeatedly on the Minecraft forums, to ask a question about something’s that happened to my copy of the game.  To see if anyone else has similar problems, etc., or just to talk about some really weird stuff that happened.
Well, I was digging in the mines, a few blocks up from bedrock, when I ran into a wall of lava.  I blocked it with cobblestone and circumnavigated the whole mess until I was at the level of the magma lake.  Typically what I do when I find a subterranean lava lake is clear all around it to about two or three blocks, so it can be easily walked around.  As I was doing this, a strange sound file started playing from my speakers.  I have checked nearly every page of the Minecraft wiki and can’t find anything about this file.  There weren’t any other windows open, so it must have come from the game itself.  I was shaken, understandably, since there were no other accounts of this happening, but I just thought to myself, that’s weird, and kept playing.  While working by the lake, I found about four diamonds and a vein of redstone.  I am not talented or even knowledgeable in the field of engineering, nor do I wish to be, so I rarely ever mine redstone.  However, I reasoned that it could be used for compasses or note blocks and the like, so I decided to take some up with me.
When I broke the last of the redstone, a single space in the stone was revealed.  It wasn’t a cavern by any means, and as far as I’ve heard there are seldom single blocks missing underground.  Even stranger was the solitary chest that had been placed in the cavity.  This was becoming more odd by the moment, but by my engraved Minecraft instincts and reactions I was more excited for treasure than I was cautious due to impossible occurrences.  I right-clicked, anticipating some kind of enchanted superweapon, or diamonds at the least.
Why didn’t I simply cover the infernal box and leave?  The chest swung open, the GUI consumed my vision, and I was left to behold-
Seven .pngs that were novel to me.  The split-second before I held my mouse over the first image, a small package of great evil, I saw it was some small, red, brown, peach splatter, indiscernible.   The text appeared, and it read “Dylan’s Severed Head.”  The others were assorted parts of my body.  Two legs, two arms, my torso.  My genitals.
My name is Dylan.
My Minecraft login is Walripie.
The name on my account is different from my real one.
How did it know?

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