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Jane the Killer

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If you’ve read the “Jeff the Killer” orign, you’ll realize that this is Liu’s story, because it is. The end of that story involved Jeff whispering in Liu’s ear “Go to Sleep…” Although Jeff’s death quote was mentioned, the story never said Liu died… Because he didn’t.
“Jeff!?” Liu screamed.
“Let’s play tag. I’m it.” Jeff replied. His wicked smile frightened his brother, but Liu was not stupid. Jeff was, like I said, Liu’s brother, so Liu knew what Jeff could do. Jeff threw his knife onto the bed, just to see that Liu rolled onto the ground and into the hallway. He went downstarirs, just to find his parent’s dead. He ran outside to get to his friend Jane Everlasting’s place.
“Jane!” He said, panting and knocking on the door. Jane opened the door, surprisingly awake.
“Yeah?” Jane asked
“Jeff’s gone CRAZY! He’s trying to kill me!”
“Nonsense!” She spoke too soon. A pair of hands grabbed her, and Liu was confused.
“What the…?” He looked up, just to find that Jeff was there, and suddenly gone. Liu ran, just to find that Jane had already been damaged. Her aburn hair had turned black, her pale skin whiter, and her lips very very black.
“Jane…?” Liu said. Jeff had ran away, leaving Jane alone. Liu cared for Jane for months, and on the third months, Jane was okay, and eventually went to find her family. They were stabbed, so she went to her best friend’s house, but they weren’t alone.
“We never finished our game, peanut butter.” Jeff said, walking up to his brother and Jane’s friend. They were killed, and Jane wanted revenge. It was payback time for her body, her friends, and her family. Jeff had escaped, and Jane just had to wait…

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  1. JANE HAD A FRIGGIN MASK

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  2. ‘We never finished our game, peanut butter’

    Best Worst Line on Crappypasta y/n?

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    • I’m still partial to “We make our way back to the car and see scratches on our door with “I WILL RETURN” and man hook hand door car door.”

      http://www.crappypasta.com/the-strange-man-at-the-car/

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      • Uh… wut?

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      • Seeing as man hook hand door car door made it into a minor meme, I have to give it to that one. :(

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        • That’s an interesting topic.

          I have seen some beautiful incoherent sentences on here.

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        • Nah, you’ve got it all wrong. The best/worst crappypasta quote has to be: “BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!”

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    • YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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  3. Peanut butter?Really?

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  4. Ah come on, now this one isn’t even trying…

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  5. You know what would be an EPIC CreepyPasta? JEFF THE KILLER VS JANE THE KILLER!!!

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    • You know what would be a really epic creepypasta? If someone came up with something half way original and didn’t bother rehashing what was never a good story in the first place.

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    • You know what would be even better?

      A collab parodypasta featuring Crappy News, Time Travelling Dad and the KTK Foundation.

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      • that Is a must have parody pasta, “peanut butter”

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  6. Um wit did I just read

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  7. Yes. If I had a little brother, and my intention was to KILL him, I would definitely call him “Peanut Butter.” FREAKING DUH.

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  8. I think Jeff means, peanut butter and jelly, if that makes morester senses.

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  9. He said at the beginning that in the story, they never say that Liu dies. It’s true, they didn’t say he died, but it does say he plunges a knife into his heart. Unless Liu is Doctor Who and can regenerate, he died.

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  10. Can no one write a good Jane the Killer story!? I tried and it ended up on this site, …..heh heh……….. but seriously, how hard can it be!? Come on Jane, you can do it!

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    • There is a reason for that.
      There is no such thing as a good Jeff/Jane the killer story.

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  11. Uh… Why is this website named CrappyPasta?

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    • Because all the pasta on it is crappy…. Unless you look in ADMIN FAIL.

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  12. WE NEVAH FINSIHED OUR GAME PEANUT BUTTAH!!!! >:D

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  13. Awesome

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  14. Awesome

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  15. Why are the most recent 5 comments on this page so stupid?

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    • No worries, I graded them appropriately.

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  16. I can’t… I don’t even. This was horrible. For one of the most critical readers on this site, your work sure is shit. Good day.

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    • Since this pasta has no credit given, you’re almost certainly addressing me, the site’s admin.

      It seriously blows my mind that people honestly believe that I somehow write every single crappypasta (because, you’ll note, as the admin account – every single post is “posted by derpbutt”). How do you justify the widely varying skill levels? Or my leaving criticisms on what are apparently all my own work? When I rage about how much I hate X the Killer on a post that, apparently, you believe I wrote, how is that explained? When I’m having discussions with the authors, am I talking to myself?

      I just want some sort of clue as to what sort of crazy circus this website must look like through the eyes of someone who can’t understand the concept of an admin. It feels like we get at least one person per week who believes this, and I just… I just want to know what it’s like.

      Because it’s probably hilarious.

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  17. So that’s the story of Jane >:)

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    • I feel the need to apologise to you.

      It appears as though, whilst still being rather humoured by the numpty above who thinks Derpbutt is some sort of troll king, I rated your comment at five stars. I’m regretting this now and I wish to inform you that your comment should be rated at one star.

      I suppose you’d like my reasoning for the low rating in which I was supposed to give you. There are two basic reasons.

      1. “So that’s the story of Jane” – Whilst being grammatically correct apart from the full stop/period it appears as though you support the abomination above.

      2. Your usage of an emoticon annoyed me.

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  18. This story to me was actually kinda good. Apart from the reason nearly EVERYBODY posts Jeff the Killer stuff. But this, this was just CHEESY. It isn’t tasty enough to be a creepypasta.

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  19. Guys, you have to remember he is insane, so maybe he said peanut budder (sky does mine craft refrence,) because he is loosing his mind and if you think about it that’s kinda scary. I mean if a really creepy guy with a really creepy smile went to my window saying “Let’s play tag,” or “We didn’t finish our game, peanut budder” I would be pretty scared

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  20. This story is so scary i can’t believe she so evil just like Jeff a wonderful couple of killers. Well that’s my opinion you’re not force to agreed with me.

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  21. I can see why Jeff went crazy. Hundreds of terrible fanfic stories about yourself would probably drive anyone insane.

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  22. Instead of telling this story, why don’t you tell us how Jeff went from trying to kill his brother to playing tag.

    And, you know, Jane The Killer: The Real Story is fanfiction, and this is fanfiction, of fanfiction. Those rarely turn out good.

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