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vk1166z.esp (CV trials)

The purpose of these writings it to chronicle the events that will take place as we attempt to download, install, and run the JVK1166.esp mod for Morrowind on the PC.

Background – My name is Clark. I found the Creepy Pasta website today, very interesting stuff and a great way to kill time at work, when no one is watching of course. I browsed through all the stories, some were okay, some were poor and others were very eerie. One story however stood above all the others. Jvk1166.esp. I am a very diehard Morrowind fan, so naturally this story immediately caught my eye. I had never heard of this one before, but I suggest if you haven’t read about it, put these writings on hold and go read it for yourself.

Sept. 19, 2013

Download mod file: JVK1166z.esp (Success)
Install mod file: JVK1166z.esp into program: Morrowind, folder: Data Files. Run mod (failed)
Install program: DosBox (success)
Run program: Morrowind with host program: DosBox (failed)
Re-download mod file: JVK1166z.esp and extract directly to program: Morrowind, folder: Data Files. Run mod (failed) Addendum – Program: Morrowind will operate in host program: DosBox.

Synopsis – The game cannot run in DosBox, which is what is suggested in multiple forums both old and new. I have to put this on hold for the night and I will retry tomorrow.

Sept. 20, 2013

I have attempted to run the mod in every way that was suggested to me, from tech and game forums, to YouTube comments and I have not had any success. I posted a YouTube comment on TheRetroDemon’s wall and still nothing.

10:22 pm

I just got a message on my YouTube account from username: Simon1709. He gave me a link to a program that he said will let me run this mod.

10:54 pm

It worked! I have the game running now, I’m not entirely prepared to play it at this point, I’m going to get some sleep for now, and call my friend Vince in the morning. He has agreed to help me play in shifts since the Assassin constantly damages you and we won’t be able to progress.

1:38 pm Sept. 21, 2013

We just started the game; so far everything the last guy wrote about is accurate. The game is somewhat laggy, I can’t load or even save.  The story cannot be completed, or even started since every main character is already dead. I’m taking damage from what I can only assume is the Assassin, I don’t see anything though. He moves so fast it’s tough to get a glimpse of him I guess. Damnit! I hope the mod is actually working right!

2:04 pm Sept. 21, 2013

It’s the first night and all the NPC’s walked out of town, looked up and said “watch the sky”. They go back to normal after that.

5:57 pm Sept. 21, 2013

I found the new NPC Tieras at Ghostgate.  His robe looked amazing! Like a live starry sky that ebbed and flowed along the fabric. Very cool! He gave me “The Citadel” quest, but we need to level up some more to be able to get through it.

5:32 am Sept. 25. 2013

My character is a level 29 now; I think I can make it through the Citadel. Credit goes to Vince for most of the leveling, awesome assistant!

3:08 pm Sept. 25, 2013

Well it took ALL DAMN DAY, but we finally leveled up enough, and got through the massive and very tough citadel and we are now in the portrait room. Obviously, the door is locked and there are pictures from my hard drive on the walls. Very interesting though, there are seven picture frames on the walls. There is a picture of me at a Halloween party, some selfies I took for Facebook, and a few others. I noticed one thing….Every picture is of me, alone. I have tons and tons of pictures on my computer, and not just of me. I have pictures of friends, and family and scenery so I thought it was very creepy that it randomly chose pictures of just me by myself.

4:34 pm Sept. 25, 2013

I think we have done everything we can at this point, the door is locked, and we are actually seeing the Assassin now. No NPS’s talk anymore, It’s just the whole “watch the sky” event every night. The sky looks incredible, it’s like someone recorded the actual real world sky and put it into the game.

3:08 pm Sept. 26, 2013

HOLY SHIT! The Assassin shrieked at up for the first time. I knew it was coming but I had completely forgotten about it. Scared the hell out of me and Clark. At least he doesn’t attack us anymore. We still have to keep playing though, or he WILL attack.

4:17 pm: Sept. 28, 2013

Vince and I both knew it would take a very long time for anything new to happen based on what the previous person wrote when he tried, but I have to admit it really wears you down. We just need to be patient. The game has gotten so dark we can barely see anything, I wish I would have prepared better for this before I started. There are silhouettes or people running in the distance, which has got to be the creepiest thing I’ve seen in this mod so far. They scatter with astonishing speed when you get close to them, and they cannot be harmed.

6:00 pm Sept. 28, 2013

I’m glad I read the last story about this mod; I don’t waste my time going to the Citadel over and over just to see the door is still locked. Since everyone in all the towns left and there are no more monsters, I just catch myself looking up at the sky, hoping to see some sort of sign the last person missed. It would be very peaceful if it wasn’t for the damn Assassin screaming at me every now and then, I unplugged the speakers and just need to watch my health.

4:57 am Sept. 29, 2013

I got curious and looked for some of the townspeople in the Vivec sewers and their eyes were bleeding. I had to get very close to see and I kept expecting something to pop out and scare the hell out of me, but it was creepy enough. I’m glad I’m not by myself right now and the lights are on, lol.

6:11am Sept. 29, 2013

I wasn’t going to type this but I am very tired and I need something to keep me going. I dozed off about 15 minutes ago. I woke up to the Assassin’s VERY annoying shriek. I looked up at my screen and he was hitting me and constantly screaming. I moved my character and healed just in time. Eight days of effort almost down the damn drain. I really want to unplug my speakers but I don’t want to fall asleep.

8:23 am Sept. 30, 2013

I tried contacting Simon 1709 again to ask how far he had ever gotten playing this mod and his account had been deleted.

9:32 pm Sept. 30, 2013

Vince left to get us food and asked me to stay up while he was out. He left almost three hours ago. I don’t know what’s taking him so long but I’m hungry and very tired.

8:44 pm Sept. 30, 2013

Vince never came back. I guess he just got tired of it and gave up. It would have been nice for him to tell me. He won’t even pick up his Goddamn phone. His mom called me and asked where he was, I told her what had happened and I had no idea.
Something else, I fell asleep at the computer desk. When I woke up my character wasn’t dead. The Assassin never killed me. I think I’m to the point where I just want to be done with this. I went back to the Citadel and the door was still fucking locked! Nothing happens in the sky and I can’t see shit! So I’m going to just wait in the portrait room and hope something happens.

9:23 am Oct. 1, 2013

I’m sad to say I will NOT be finishing this report. I’ll still post this for anyone who cares to read it. Sorry again, keep me informed if anyone opens the door.

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Oct. 22, 2013

I didn’t type this. I am the only person who lives in this house, and no one else has been here. Who is Simon1709? Why does it matter if I watch the sky?

I turned my computer on again tonight and instead of going to the login screen, the face of Yagrum popped up. He said to me that I had come too far to quit. That I would continue to have nightmares, and see things until I opened the door. I wish I never installed this mod, I wish I never played Morrowind, I wish Vince was still here. I can’t live like this anymore, I need to either finish this, or kill myself.

Oct. 25 2013

I saw the Assassin today. I wasn’t sleeping and I wasn’t playing the game. I saw him when I turned my kitchen light on and he shrieked at me. I jumped so hard that I fell right on my ass. When I looked up he wasn’t there. I know I saw him. This is turning into a diary instead of its original intention.

I’m tired of looking over my shoulder. I turned my computer around. It faces the center of the room now instead of the corner.

Don’t ever look for this mod, don’t install it, don’t play it. Just forget it exists. There are things in this world that are evil and should never be used.

Oct. 26 2013

I have invited something horrible into my life

Oct. 27 2013

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Oct. 29 2013

This place is so dark. The shadow people are playing tricks on me. He’s always watching me, always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching always watching

Oct. 31, 3012

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov. 1, 2013

He told me that only one other person had made it this far. He said I would meet him soon. Hopefully Vince will be there. I need to go now; the door is going to open soon. You should come with us, just watch the sky.

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3 Comments

  1. What a lovely halloween update. Thanks!

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  2. So…
    Stupid…
    Was this supposed to be a joke? Perhaps it would have worked had you not added a Nov 1 update.
    Perhaps it would have worked if this story were actually scary.
    Which it is not.
    HAPPY 16TH OF NOVEMBER, BITCHES!

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  3. It started off crappy, then just sort of degraded from there.

    “HAPPY HALLOWEEN! FUCK YOU!!!!!!”
    - The Author Of This Shit Heap

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