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Jeff the killer vs pinky pie

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In a town known as ponyville there lived a sweet earth pony called pinky pie she seemed to be nice in appearance and character. But inside she secretly was a mass murderer who cut up other ponies and baked them into cupcakes. I don’t know if you noticed but a lot of the characters went missing in the TV show. For example do you remember Gilda the griffin? Do you remember that she came to have a party? Did you notice that when she left you never seen her again in the series? The reason why is because before she flew away she got captured by pinky pie. Pinky pie still has her scull in her basement. Who knows when she will strike next?
Later that night who was once a thirteen year old boy, now is a cold blooded psychopath, Jeff the killer had emerged from the trees of the night. He noticed the town ahead and stopped looking confused. Jeff recognised the town in an instant. Was he dreaming or hallucinating because what he saw before his eyes he could see the town known as ponyville from my little pony was right in front of him. Thought for a moment maybe he got here somehow by magic. He didn’t care he was getting the feeling again so he thought he would wait for one of the ponies to come out light until they can’t see it.
He waited for some time until one pony started walking in his direction. She was orange with a yellow main Jeff soon came to notice that this was apple jack from the series. She was heading towards him Jeff looked behind him. And saw that there were a load of apple trees behind him.
Jeff got up and when she was about four meters she stopped because she could see Jeff’s white hoodie. She stepped back. “Don’t be afraid I just want to help you get to sleep”. Jeff said. Then he walked slowly towards her until apple jack could make out his face. She screamed and the other ponies heard her. Jeff jumped onto her and held her down to the ground shhhh just go to sleep. Jeff raised his knife and stabbed it where there were the heart was. Apple jack passed away. The other ponies started to panic. Pinky pie stepped forward. “I’ll just go see why she is screaming”. Pinky pie walked out into the darkness and then she got jumped on. Pinky pie looked up and saw Jeff’s face she screamed as well and ran with Jeff on her back into the light. The other ponies saw the monster on pinky pie’s back. And they all ran and hid pinky pie rolled over and Jeff fell off piny pie’s back. Then pinky pie grabbed a ladder and knocked Jeff unconscious.
Jeff woke up in a dark room and found himself pinned down to a table. “Shit! I got caught” Jeff looked around the room and saw pinky pie. “Well you will do just fine for my new flavour of cupcakes, human flavour.” “So the lost episode was true on creepypasta, you do turn your friends into cupcakes”. Pinky pie nodded “yep and you are my next flavour because you’re the first human to come to this land.” Jeff got angry “HUMAN! I am no human!” Jeff tried to break the cuffs by pushing his arms against them. A loud grown came from the metal of the cuffs, and soon one of them snapped off. Jeff reached for the other one. “I don’t think sooo!” yelled pinky pie. She grabbed a meat cleaver. And ran towards Jeff she swung it down with a grin on her face. Jeff moved his head to the side as the meat cleaver just missed his ear. Jeff’s foot got free and he kicked pinky pie across the room. Jeff pulled at the cuff on his hand with all his strength and soon the cuff snapped off his hand. Pinky pie grabbed a hand saw and swung it at Jeff. Then she realised she missed completely and she hit the cuff on his other foot. The cuff broke off his foot, Jeff was free. Jeff pulled his knife out of his pocket. “Now you can feel what I feel all the time. PAIN!” Jeff walked slowly towards pinky pie. Pinky pie wasn’t done yet. She grabbed a hammer and swung it at Jeff. She hit him in the side and broke his rib. “No one can kill me, not even you!”. Jeff got up, grabbed pinky pie and trough her towards the stairs. He grabbed her by the hair and dragged her up the stairs, down the hall and out the front door. He through her out the front door. And she hit the ground with a thud.
Pinky looked around she could see all her friends watching. So you have been hiding what you’ve done all this time and no one new?!” Jeff yelled “admit what you did to all the visitors and rainbow dash, TELL THEM WHY PONIES HAVE DISABEARED!” pinky pie ran Jeff followed Jeff was catching up fast and soon he grabbed her by the tail and swung her towards a tree. He held her down as she looked up at him “so you’re going to ruin everything.” She said sobbing. Jeff stared down at her for what seemed like an eternity as the other ponies watched. Then Jeff finally spoke “shhhh just GO TO SLEEP!” he sliced her throat and she chocked to death and died.
Jeff stood up and looked up at the others “I may be a killer but she was worse, I don’t know if you noticed but rainbow dash is gone because of her.” The other ponies stared at him. Then one that was yellow with pink main stepped forward. “How do we know if your just lying so we can feel bad about her!” Jeff pointed his knife at pinky pie’s front door. “Go into her basement and tell me if I’m wrong?” they did as she said and they saw the things she’s done they saw the sculls of their friends and they were shocked. All the cupcakes they were eating that pinky pie made were made of organs of their friends and they found rainbow dash all sewed up in the corner. And they saw the dress made of cutie marks of their friends.
Jeff put his knife in his pocket and walked away into the distance never to be seen again.

Credit To – doctorironstar
Credit Link – http://www.youtube.com/user/doctorironstar

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  1. I only read this in the hope there would be a chuckle or two hidden somewhere within this mass of obvious troll shit.

    Nope. Nothing. Not even the minutest of a grin. Congratulations troll, you may have just won the stupidest pasta ever written award.

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    • Well, I got ONE chuckle. “admit what you did to all the visitors and rainbow dash, TELL THEM WHY PONIES HAVE DISABEARED!” …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
      NO MORE BEARDS FOR DA PONY FOLKS!

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    • Jeff the killer likes m littelvpony

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  2. Oh. Look. More fanfiction.

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  3. ……………

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    ………………………………………………………………Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me.

    Jeff the Killer? And My Little Fucking Pony?

    This is the worst crossover yet. Worse than JtK and Rake vs Herobrine.

    Hell is empty, and all the demons are on this goddamn site.

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    • I just noticed that the guy who made this is the same one that did Jeff the Killer and Smile Dog vs the Herobrine.

      Kill the Killers.

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  4. There are many things wrong with this disaster of a story to begin with, mostly with stuff that doesn’t make sense, so heres a list

    -If Jeff is the first human to enter equestria, how does Pinkie Pie know about humans.
    -Why does Jeff the Killer watch My little Pony, when does he find the time on his killing sprees to watch my little pony
    -So Jeff reads creepypastas, hmm, so he has read the dumb ones he’s in.
    -How is Pinkie Pie worse than Jeff in Jeff eyes, Jeff killed a pony too.
    -How does Pinkie Pie miss and snap off another cuff with a hacksaw
    -Why don’t the ponies do anything to Jeff, I know he solved a crime, but he still is a murderer.
    -What type of magic brought Jeff to Equestria, can it send anyone there or just murderers
    -What continuity is the story following, if it is following the Tv show, than Rainbow Dash should still be there, If it is following the continuity of the creepypasta “Cupcakes”, then it has no affiliation with the tv series and is not canon as you tried to say in the opening paragraph.

    Still other things wrong, but that should cover most of it

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    • Did you seriously spend all that time criticising the crossovers? “It’s fucking stupid” is all that’s needed to be said for this one.

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  5. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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  6. As said before this is oneof,no the absolute worst crossover yet, I couldn’t even think something more stupid than this or my brain would implode.

    Did you think this was funny? Well it’s not,it might be the worst thing I have ever read anywhere even worse than “Did you stumble across Herobrine”.

    All I can say is I couldn’t,even if I had an infinite amount of down votes and negative stars,give this pasta a low enough rating.

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  7. “Jeff put his knife in his pocket and walked away into the distance never to be seen again.”

    If only that were true.

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  8. Well. That certainly… exists.

    And Jeff the Killer is a brony? I’m totally not surprised by that fact.

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  9. Holy shit!

    Every new pasta I’ve read thus far has been absolutely awful Why on fucking Earth would you even want to think about this shit let alone share it.

    1/10 and a downvote, if you’re really lucky I might pluck up enough courage to read it one day.

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  10. I’ve started a list.

    Pastas That You Can Tell are Bad Just by Reading the Title

    1. this one

    2. JTK and Slenderman vs. Herobrine

    3. almost any JTK/MLP/Slenderman pasta

    Did I miss anything?

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    • Oh, my bad. It’s Jtk and Smile Dog vs. Herobrine. It’s really the same thing, though. Smile Dog and Slenderman are both clichéd piles of crap.

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  11. No no NO NO NONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The person who thought that this would be a good idea to write is clearly fucked in the head. He must make the most psychotic murderous people in the world seem like well functioning citizens. In order to keep my own mental stability around for another day, I read none of this shit beyond the title.

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  12. Well… I read that. I don’t know why, but I did. Now I’ve got some serious thinking to do.

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  13. This is the pasta that existed only in my deepest nightmares.

    I hoped that it would never exist.

    And now it’s here.

    Good job, sir/madam.

    How does it feel to know that you have become the death of me?

    I hope you’re happy.

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  14. No doubt this is WEIRD and lacks seriously in grammatical skills, but you have to admit the idea itself is miraculous; with some polishing up it could be the new ‘Cupcakes’. I’d bet on Pinkie, by the way.

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    • “…but you have to admit the idea itself is miraculous…”

      … Brother, you are not gonna like it here. Just a warning.

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    • You say it like being the author of the next Cupcakes is a good thing. Do you know anyone who thought that was a good story? A blend of Jeff, MLP, terrible spelling & grammar, tired clichés, and other assorted shit is not “miraculous”. It’s pathetic and should not be approved of in any way.

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  15. Derp, stop making stories. Your stories are flooding the crappypasta site.

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    • You don’t say.

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    • Derpbutt is the administrator of this website and all he does is posts stories, not write them. The real author would be doctorironstar of YouTube.

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  16. My god, this steaming pile of human waste makes slender twilight look intelligent, if that is even possible.

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  17. I’ve looked at all of these. Click on the category “AAAAND IN THIS CORNER!”, and look at the names. In all the face-offs, there’s only one that doesn’t have Jeff. How sad.

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  18. By reading this story I have officially lost all faith in humanity that I once had. I didn’t even have that much faith left. I have to reassure myself every night before I sleep that humanity is ok but it is NOT and I have died inside after reading so much crap!

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  19. I was reading the comments, and that is all I have to hear…

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  20. This story is kinda cool, but can you make the story that more exiting or something like that? I’m trying to supporting you. :)

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  21. Then pinky pie grabbed a ladder and knocked Jeff unconscious.

    this is all i have to say to prove this is shit.
    its not the only reason, but its irrefutable proof.

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  22. being a brony, I am horrably offended by this, is was just….GOD AWFUL

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  23. im to lazy to read all the comments.

    HE WOULDN’T CARE HE WOULDN’T KNOW MLP IF HE HAD A LITTLE SISTER THAT WATCHED IT!!!!! but his littler sister would be dead so…….MY OPINION STANDS!

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  24. I was looking for a ponypasta for humor when i see the first result.
    When i saw the name i just burst out laughing.
    Then i read it and by the end i was laughing so hard i thought i would pass out.

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  25. Congratulations on winning worst fanfic pasta. It’s really hard be the worst of the worst kind of pastas, and harder to be worse than every other JTK & MLP fanfic. Oh and have a Darwin Award.

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