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Jeff vs. Jack

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I’ve never been one to believe in these “creepypatas”, I just threw them aside as someone’s plead for insanity. Although the stories have never really scared me this one was different. I had just finished reading Jeff The Killer and I was actually scared. I don’t know why but I sorta believed it. That night I didn’t get any sleep and the one thought that came to mind “Jeff would be disappointed”. I nearly shit myself, I was surprised I could make myself laugh like that. My joke almost made me forget about Jeff. But alas my joke was short lived, I slowly fell asleep. Around four in the morning I woke from a strange nightmare in which I was running from Jeff the killer he kept sneaking up on me and whispering “go to sleep”. The moment I woke up I screamed like hell. Sitting right in front of me was Jeff the fucking Killer he was biting the fucking knife he had I didn’t really know what to believe. Just then almost on que my window blew open and in stepped a man with a hood and a blue mask. The most shocking part is……he had no eyes. “He’s mine Jeff” the man sneered “Fuck off Jack”. I just sat in my bed watching in fear. “Dammit Jeff you know I had dibs on this kid” Jack said “Shut up! You’re just jealous of my beauty.” Jeff pulled out his knife and lunged at Jack, jack didn’t even dodge he just stood there. Jeff spoke but I couldn’t make anything out it sounded backwards and demonic but after he said the words spirits of some kind shot from his eyes and mouth. The spirits flew towards Jack and ripped off his limbs he screamed. Jeff looked at me “now lets fix your fugly little face”. Jeff lunged toward me then I woke covered in sweat from my nightmare in my bed under the stairs.

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10 Comments

  1. OMG! teh fak characters are now real!!!!!!!111111

    This was boring, bad, predictable and really annoying. At least you have better grammar than most people whose submissions end up here.

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  2. I feel that I’m going insane. These frickin’ Jeff fanfics… God… Make the voices stop!

    -4/10.

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  3. … I am going to kill Jeff the Killer. Don’t think I can do it? Your right! Because despite the fantasies of little tweens HE ISN”T FREAKIN” REAL!

    If you really fantasize about Jeff the Killer, I am very worried for your soul. I understand writing a scary story involving him (or any of the famous Creepypastas for that matter) but writing love stories? Or stories where the ‘bad guys’ are fighting over you? Seriously? I fear for your soul child, I fear for your soul.

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  4. Fuck me to tears, but this was the worst J vs. J pasta I’ve read. Have these fanfic characters become so habitual that no one can even come up with a new meme without beginning its name with the letter ‘J’?

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  5. Soooo… There are Jeff fanfics involving Harry Potter now? Can’t think of anyone else who has a bed under the freakin’ stairs.

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  6. “I woke covered in sweat from my nightmare in my bed under the stairs.”
    Oh. It was a dream. The worst kind of ending.

    Wait, under the stairs? Is this Harry Potter or someone?

    “I had just finished reading Jeff The Killer and I was actually scared.”
    Why? It’s not scary. It a shitty action story with some weak horror elements near the end.

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  7. And then I woke up dead.
    Inception bitch.

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  8. “now lets fix your fugly little face”

    I’m done.

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  9. No more Jeff. The end.

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  10. Kill the Killers.

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