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Joe?

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“Morning,Dad.”
“Morning,joe. You sleep well?”
“Yeah, I guess so…!”

Little did Joseph’s father know that his son was crying in his sleep. Joseph sat down at the table, and made himself breakfast like he usually would on wednesday morning. So, Joseph got dressed, and said goodbye for his parents before he went to school.
“Bye Mom, Bye Dad!” He shouted.
His Mother and Father walked up to him and said goodbye.
But just as he turned around to get out of the door, he caught a glimpse of his mum and dad staring at him in a strange way.
“Mom, whats up?” Joseph asked, puzzled.
“Uhhh, nothing… You just get yourself to school now Joe. See ya.”
“Ok, bye.”
Joe ran to the school bus noticing that he was a couple of minutes late again…

While he was sat on the bus, Joe decided to think about his dream he had last night. Well, a nightmare.
He was getting dressed and getting prepared for school again as usual and he noticed that he was feeling a bit wierd…

Joseph walked to the mirror and had a look.

“OH MY F*^%ING GOD!!!!”
Hearing him scream like that made his parents practically fly up the stairs and stop to a halt at the top, stairing at him in a shocked way.

He looked in the mirror again and saw what his face had turned into.

His skin was red and his eyes were completely surrounded by black circles. His skin was peeling off just as old wallpaper would, and his mouth was slit from both edges of his mouth, right up to his ears.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!”Joe screamed at his parents.
“Y-you said that you wanted to look good for school photo day.”
His parents were now smiling in a demonic fashion, stepping closer and closer towards him.

“Mom, Dad? Whats going on?” Joseph asked, terrified.
“You wanted to look nice.” They replied, now demons themselves.
His parents were now holding meat cleavers to their shoulders, stepping closer and closer.

“Stop it!” Joseph screamed, on the edge of remaning sanity.

“You wanted to look nice”
“Stop!!” Joseph was crying now.

“YOU WANTED TO LOOK NICE.”

Then Joseph’s eyelids snapped open, his eyes drowned in tears.

And now he found himself on the school bus wondering why his parents were staring at him in a peculiar way as he left for school.
He ignored it and carried on as he would for the rest of the day.

The following day, he woke up with tears down his face, like the previous morning. He wiped his eyes dry and got prepared for school again.

As he left the house, his parents looked at him in the same way as they had yesterday, only they seemed scared of him.

This went on for weeks and weeks until one day his mother screamed at the very sight of him.

“Right, Thats it!” Joe screamed as he rampaged his way up the stairs.

He screamed as he took a look in the mirror.

His dream had become a reality.

He heard his parents laugh erily as they walked up the stairs.

“Whats happened to me?!”

It was picture day tomorrow.
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4 Comments

  1. “Credit To – No-one”

    I can see why you didn’t want credit for this gem.

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  2. So a shitty reverse Jeff story? Yeah….real original

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  3. So… Did Joe have a monster face for all those weeks? And he never once looked in a mirror? And not even his parents want to tell him? Man, I’m so confused…

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  4. This was my first one I ever did. yes, I did use Jeff the killers storyline to help me a bit with it. ill do better.

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