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In france.Sa start when I opened mail was mail.Le
strange and was contained a video and it is a rhyme word was strange and left thinking “I’m dead but I would be, she is not dead she is next to you, behind you before you because it is me …. I’ll be in your heart your bean hole inside ….. And if you can not get to sleep …. (parasytage noise and shouting) “And the video was a shadow on a brick wall purple girl who danced and the last word of the song we see a shadow of the wolf attacks the girl …. When I closed my computer this song haunt me in the night … I did if I had to sleep or not and I was afraid for a moment horns … So I picked up my computer and I look at the person who sent me the mail.Quand I read the nameSherryk@hotmail.fr my blood froze His real name was .. black sherry and she was in my class in primary school …. We had lost overnight and his body was found in a river coming down the forest … It is said that the top the river we found a strange house but nobody dare dedans.Pendant Sev days back I had the type embeds a neighbor because I dared not sleep … If I am unable to sleep
….. I had stopped thinking of this rhyme has haunted me too but … One night I m asleep quickly and had a dream quite Trouble with a drill …. I knew he had to I go, I woke up and ran to finish this story by going to the forest of my childhood … When I got there, I heard a fleeting shadow pass moi.J Behind ‘heard the rhyme in my head and impossible to think of something else .. And the shadow stood in front of me … She approached me more … I ran to escape until I arrived at my old school Everything seemed … empty and lifeless … I walked into my old class cm2 (French class because yes I am French) and saw a drawing on a phrase that tableua and I would say the toujour behind you .. . Drawing looked like a man with a hat and pearls on the arms … I went home and lit my computer when I received a new mail sherry … It was a simple sentence with the same design as on the table “Josyrox does it ever get rid of me” 3 months later I received a package contained a cap and 3 pearl called “Your turn” So I moved to the city and say goodbye soon thiais a valdemarne went to live for a great low pomme.La there is no drill ..I have asked to remove the windows hotmail for more creepy message
Credit To – Sherry ,R.I.P
Credit Link - sherryk@hotmail.fr

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  1. Okay, clearly we can’t trust Google Translate when submitting pastas.

    At least, I hope that’s what happened here.

    Otherwise…

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  2. Nah derpbutt, that’s just how French sounds when spoken by normal people.

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  3. “I’ll be in your heart your bean hole inside”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  4. Holy completely incomprehensible Batman!!!

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  5. Ghost, tu arhhh bein’ rrhhhacist!

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  6. What?

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  7. Shogunfish, I got here as soon as I could. I tried running this through the Bat-computer, and it exploded. I’m using the Bat-laptop now. I think The Riddler may be behind this.

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  8. Maybe this is actually a masterpiece like Finnegan’s Wake, and we’re just not smart enough to understand it.

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  9. Hahahaha. No.

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  10. I’ll be in your heart your bean hole inside

    Best damn sentence ever. Ever.

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  11. I should stop reading crappypastas at work. Laughing at the front desk is unprofessional.

    Bean hole. Just bean hole.

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  12. This is the best thing since WHO WAS PHONE??? “I’ll be in your heart your bean hole inside” and “there is no drill” for no reason are brilliant.

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  13. “French class because yes I am French”

    Is it ironic that this was written better than the rest of the story?

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  14. “I’ll be in your heart your bean hole inside”
    … Someone turn this into a meme this instant.

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  15. BUT WHO WAS BEAN HOLE

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  16. Can we put this on creepypasta.com? It’s so shitty that it’s quite hilarious.

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  17. For fuck’s sake! Even your french is bad!

    “So I moved to the city and say goodbye soon thiais a valdemarne went to live for a great low pomme.La there is no drill”
    What the fuck? … Ok, I’m gonna translate the french words and try to correct some things… Which are mostly badly written.
    “So I moved to the city and say goodbye soon Thiais (apparently, it’s some place, in France) to Val-de-Marne (apparently, it’s some depertment, in France) went to live for a great low apple.Now there is no drill”
    … So many grammatical errors… Both in french and english.

    … And that is why I hate french forums or french things that requiers writing, on the internet… Because there’s more grammatical errors in one fucking sentence than in two hundrend Youtube comments!

    … I think, now I know why the written french department in France wants to simplify french words… Because of retards like you!

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  18. Bonjour, je suis désolé de la faute d’orthographe.Prochaine fois j’utiliserai reverso.
    Et si tu utilise google pour comprendre cette phrase tu ne vas rien comprendre.

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  19. J’ai une photo que j’ai prise,Je vais essayer de vous la placer

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  20. Mec, je peux vous comprendre parfaitement, même avec l’aide de Google Translate.

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