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The kid

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On February 15, of 1998 there was born a kid into this terrible world that he looked apon with a smile and hope in his eyes, he didn’t know what his life holds, he also didn’t know how it was all gonna end.
Mario a nice young boy who grew up from that young baby boy into this seven year old boy who took medication for his “problems” to make him “better”, He was on his way to school when he noticed he didn’t take his medicine the bus was infront of him so he wouldn’t dare go back and miss the bus so him and his brother Jeremiah got on the bus.
He got to school and then he started noticing that he had a terrible hunger but what for? He has never been this hungry before then he started feeling a certain way only a way the people around him thought of “insane” so he looked at his brother and mumbled the words “I have to eat you, J. Only one can survive.” So he latched on to his brothers arm and bit down leaveing a terrible hole where he bit and then started to laugh with this blood thirsty laugh, when he jumped to take the second bit the principal amd a few teachers who weren’t scared shitless restrain this young insane monster for a boy.
He woke up in restraints while listening to his mother and a doctor talk about what they should do with this child his mother was in tears after hearing what he had done she was certain what she needed to do, so they went off to the happy place also known as A.S.H
When he asked “Mom what are we doing here?” She responded with “This is your new home intill you can get better, Ok?” He nodded his head in silence as a thought of him never leaving appeared in his head, He was worried but he was momma’s little warrior and wouldn’t dare look as a young boy infront of his mother, See mario consideres himself “momma’s warrior” due to the fact of being abandoned by his father during childbirth so he never really knew the guy just a name that caused so many thoughts in his head.
“Well back to the story”,
Mario gets to his new home were he starts to notice all the residents seem to be crazy and he begs he mother not to leave him but she does anyway, He screams and finally he looked at his mother and he said in the loudest way possible “I will come for you and when I do you will pay”.
She broke down crying.
That night she went home and she pull out her 44. Magmum handgun and shot his brother Jeremiah 3 Times in the chest and then turned the gun to herself, What will happend to mario now?
Credit To – MarioC3

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  1. First it was ok, then it got bad, then it got worse….then the pain turned to numbness. Anyway, I’ve read worse…believe me, but this wasn’t great. Needs more thought put into it and stronger motivation and plot, why did he do that? Should we sympathize with the character at all? Also, don’t do a self injection of yourself, it makes the story seem immature and it makes it become dated quickly.

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  2. The Red Ring of Ummm

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  3. What.
    Please tell me that this wasn’t actually written by a seven year-old…

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  4. What did I just read?

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  5. Major punctuation and spelling problems here. I would suggest this also get a “Lazy Writing” tag. I mean the entire second parahraph is one long run on sentence.

    “the bus was infront of him so he wouldn’t dare go back and miss the bus so him and his brother Jeremiah got on the bus.”

    All work and no bus makes bus a bus bus…..

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  6. So the kid had a terrible hunger and wanted to eat his brother because he forgot to take his meds.

    What was this medication? Some kind of appetite suppressant? An experimental diet pill from Weight Watchers?

    What will happend to mario now?
    Who gives a fuck as long as he doesn’t inspire another pasta like this vomit-stained miscarriage of literature.

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  7. I don’t really understand the point of these particular story types. The ones where the whole story is basically, “One day, I Tom thought to myself himself, ‘gee, I’d really like to murder my family, who I love, today!’” I can at least follow the logic of the ones that are angsty and murder their parents because they wouldn’t let them go to the Wristslitting Deathmurderers concert, but why would someone fantasize about killing someone they love? I guess I’m just too old to understand young minds, now.

    The whole plot is unoriginal, and is done quite a lot, (usually as petty revenge, though) so it’s not getting any points for that. In all honesty, it’s not got anything going for it. The kid’s actions are unrealistic. The mom’s reactions are unrealistic as well. I’m pretty sure the brother is comatose, which is why he didn’t say anything, or cry out when his arm was gnawed on, or when his mom shot him.

    Really, the only person in that family who acted as expected was the dad. You said he abandoned you at childbirth, which means he was alright about being a father, until he saw you popping out. I can just imagine him screaming, “You call this a miracle!?,” vomiting, then running away and never returning, and I don’t blame him a bit. Nasty business babies are.

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  8. Mario went on to open a moderately successful plumbing business with his other brother, Luigi, in Brooklyn. Things got a little weird after that.

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  9. Bath salts, kids. Don’t try them.

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  10. … As soon as he said Mario then I saw brother I thought “Luigi!”

    Sadly this wasn’t Mario and Luigi…

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  11. Since all these nice folks have summed it up for me, I’ll just point out some plot flaws we could fix:
    Jeff-the-Killer-esque bloodlust
    The principal and teachers ride the school bus too?
    This is the first time Mario’s problems have caused a problem? If so, then how did they know he should be medicated?
    How does a seven year old in an asylum come to posess a firearm? And he knows his way home from this place?

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  12. This, my good friends, is INTERNET LOGIC!

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  13. He’ll spend the rest of his life navigating strange worlds and killing giant turtles.

    One of the stupidest stories on this site.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  14. Can’t tell if troll or stupid.

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