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la chusa

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I am there at night. my whistle, I will give you my warning if you hear my whistle don’t whistle back. I know your fear in me. I am la chusa if you whistle back I will let out the worst laughter you will have ever heard. well you have you have two options swear at me in Spanish my native tongue or English your other option is to invite me to your house the next day and i will ask for jalepños or sugar and I will return in my humanly form but all of this can be avoided by not whistling at night because I will return a whistle. I’m hungry right now I think ill fly by your home and see if you or any of your friends heave my warning.

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  1. Thank God I can’t whistle then.

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  2. “Heave my warning”? I’ll make sure they puke it up..

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  3. Well, now I don’t feel so bad about not being able to whistle.

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  4. What.

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