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Lost Discord Episode of My Little Pony

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I never really watched My Little Pony that much, honestly I only loved the episodes with Discord. I really love Discord

Yet one night, while I was surfing through the Web, I came upon an add for a a bootleg episode of my little pony titled

“Discords Revenge,”

“Sweet,” I thought. I’d been kind of hoping another episode with that chaotic chimera.

Now I was on Ebay at the moment, and rarely do I ever buy anything over the web. Yet the price this guy was putting this at was a steal

“Just a buck?” I thought. Of course I believed this to be a scam. Yet what kind of con man tricks a guy out of just a dollar?

After a bit of thought, I decided to buy it anyway. It was just a buck after all, almost like whoever owned it wanted to be rid of it.

A week later it came in the mail.

I was so happy to see Discord again.

The way they just dropped him after two episodes the way did, just turning him back to stone. Discord deserved longer than that.

Now I was watching TV alone, being I pyt this in at 10 o clock at night. My parents were out cold, as we’re my little bros and sis, even my dog to.

So it was just me and good old Discord.

The menu screen comes up, it’s just a pic of Discord with a black background. He’s holding a sign with the play option. Nothing else.

Which I did find a bit odd, felt like something you’d see on an older DVD.

Looking back, I wish I didn’t press that play button

The episode starts off with The Kingdom of Equestria, yet unlike the happy, sunny land it usually is, it’s raining.

Still this wasn’t the strangest part, the rain was red, like blood. Also, it looked so…real. Not like computer graphics or anything. But really real. As if I touched the screen, I’d then have blood on my hand then.

And the buildings, a few of them were floating in mid air, as was something Discord was known for, yet suddenly they exploded one by one.

While they did so, I you kept hearing the cries of people. To me, that to felt real, not like it was scripted, like someone was truly in the houses, crying for help.

I found this a bit creepy to say the least

Just then Discord walks onto the screen.

The chimera is holding an umbrella, yet it’s inside out, as was his usual style of not making sense.

As he walks on screen he says

“I’m sure someone is watching…I pity the soul of that person”

He stops in the middle of the screen, and turns to face me. He just stands there for about…I’d say fifteen seconds. Then smiles

Yet unlike his usual cheerful smile, this one felt… sadistic, like he was about to do something truly evil

I was silent, still trying to figure out where this was going

He raises his griffin hand and points it at me

Suddenly me body feels something all over, I soon realized I could move. I was paralized.

I tried screaming for help, yet all I can do now is breath, and watch Discord

“Y’know it wasn’t very nice for Twilight and he little friends to do what they did,” Discord says “But you know what time it is?”

I simply blinked, since I could nothing else

“Payback time,” Discord says as he now reaches down to something off screen, only to reveal Princess Celestia’s dismembered head

My eyes grew wide with shock. I tired to utter a sound, yet again I was incapable. I half expected this show to cut to the opening song, yet it didn’t.

“No reason to waste time on mussy music eh?” Discord says

Again I simply blinked

“Well lets get to the fun,” Discord says and then teleported away.

The scene cuts to the Canalot Sculpture Garden.

Where I was now shown Twlight along with the rest of the mane six, and Spike the dragon. They were all chained upon separate marble tables.

Discord suddenly appears

He looks at the screen and chuckles, this chuckle turns into something of an inhuman, demonic laugh. As if the devil were speaking through this cartoon character.

He goes to Apple Jacks table first, he walks to where her backside is. Through the blood-red rain I can see her tears

“Time for a pony ride,” Discord says in that same demonic voice

I was then witness to Discord screwing…YA SCREWING! The orange pony

This lasts for maybe two minutes, then Discord stops

“Aw you don’t like this Apple Jack?” Discord asks

Apple just sobs

Discord uses his magic and a chainsaw appears in his hands

What happened next was like something out of those Pony Mov’s that hotdiggedydemon guy makes on youtube. Y’know, the one about shed?

Except this one stayed on Apple the blood and brains flying everywhere as Discord mutilated her.

He moves on to Pinky pie, dose her, then rams a shotgun up her butthole, and fires. Her body busting into gore

Rainbow Dash gets her eyes gorged out, followed by lit dynamite being put in their place.

Rarity gets hacked with a machete, and Flutter Shy got a knife in the back. Which Discord then removed, followed by the ripping out of her spine like in a mortal kombat game

He now goes to Spike, and proceeds to engulf the dragons head into his mouth. Discord then bites Spikes head off and eats the skull

“Mmmm,” he says rubbing his gut

Now only Twilight Sparkle is left

“Now what am I going to do to you Twilight?” Discord asks

The little Pony is bawling out of her mind in fear

Discord then look back at the screen

“Y’know, I’m pretty sure you’re already traumatized out of you mind. I’ll cut you a break,”

Discord snaps his figures and the screen goes black. I still can’t move as I her the last pony screaming in unimaginable pain, followed by sounds I could even recognize.

Five minutes of this pass, then Discord snaps again and I see him once more

“You want to know what I did?” he says

I prayed he didn’t tell me

“To bad,” he says “I won’t give give you the satisfaction of knowing how she went. Forever it shall haunt you all! And I will haunt you all! Your imagination will run wild trying to figure it out, and a little chaotic piece of me will be with you all. Forever. Goodbye,”

The credits roll and I able to move my body again

Quickly I turned off the TV, yet Discord was right. My mind buzzed with how the final Pony died. I went to the kitchen and drank some beer, maybe getting wasted would make me forget all this. And man did I want to forget

Just then I awoke in my bed, it was morning.

“It was all a dream?” I thought looking around, my room everything looked normal now

Yet just then I noticed something in my trash can. This was odd since garbage day was today, and I hadn’t thrown anything in it the night before.

Curious I picked it up, it was a sheet of paper. Upon it though was a picture of Discord drawn in what I guessed was blood

He’s holding Twilight’s head up

Below the picture are the words

“You’ll never know,”

The End

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44 Comments

  1. Wha…What? Please be a troll…

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    • sorry it isnt

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    • This is like, one of the best My Little Pony Crappypastas I’ve ever seen. Once I figure out how to send this in and what application to type it in, I’m going to make a much better version of this.

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      • I mean, I’ll find a way around the screwing part O.o…

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      • Aw, shit. OH SHIT! Quarantine! We need fucking quarantine! Get them all away from computers!

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  2. Is is lost or discovered. Either way it sucked.

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  3. “Also, it looked so…real. Not like computer graphics or anything. But really real. As if I touched the screen, I’d then have blood on my hand then.”

    Would you say that the blood was, “hyper-realistic”?

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    • Hey Walrus… “you look so real, like… if I would touch the screen, it would feel like I’m touching a walrus” XD

      But no seriously, this story makes me want to beat the snot out of people who watch MLP… like MLP is cool (I guess… only seen like, one episode then became bored as all hell), but ruining it more than it already is… is like… “this is madness!”

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  4. “Where I was now shown Twlight along with the rest of the mane six..” I saw an accidental pun and giggled.
    Was tempted to make a “Canalot” joke, but really.

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    • Not actually accidental. The main characters are usually referred to as the ‘mane’ six.

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      • Ugh.. that’s so stupid it hurts. I’m not one for bad puns, let me say that much.

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  5. This was written by the same guy who wrote the Digimon one! The formatting is the same and the story is almost exactly the same -_-

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    • Well, that’s good to know!

      Unimaginativeness… It’s a serious thing.

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  6. This reads like a twelve-year-old boy trying to be all shocking by using extreme violence. Unfortunately, it just comes off as cartoony. All the pony deaths are just so… childish.

    Discord rapes Applejack and all you write is “YA SCREWING!” I couldn’t have picked a more juvenile way to describe it if I tried. I think he rapes Pinkie Pie also, but I was too busy laughing at the fact you thought writing “rams a shotgun up her butthole” would be scary. Rainbow Dash having her eyes replaced by dynamite is something I’m pretty sure I’ve seen on Itchy and Scratchy in the Simpsons. And, as icing on the cake, you even compare one of the deaths to something you’d see in Mortal Kombat.

    Oh, and this is minor, all things considered, but it’s been popping up a lot. You cannot “gorge” someone’s eyes out. The word you are looking for is “gouge.” Please pass this along to all the other lazy writers. Thank you.

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  7. If any more ponypastas are submitted, I will stab a bitch.

    Speaking of which, I’m just going to ask for that to be submitted to ‘list of categories’ now.

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  8. So the ponies were raped and sodomized by a shotgun?
    Dr. Freud & the Marquise De Sade want to have words with you (among other things)

    Other than that, kudos.

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  9. I’m sorry, no. I somebody will ram a shotgun up this guy’s butthole, they’ll have my everlasting respect. The writing is immature. Terrible grammar. A completely ludicrous plot. And finally, the fact that this is a ponypasta. Just no.

    BTW, I’m working on a pasta on the Bermuda Triangle, I’ll be looking for it on this site.

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  10. Oh look, another mindless gore-fest… and just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, it involves My Little Pony? I don’t understand the show’s appeal for anyone over five in its normal form. And people are trying to turn it into horror…? Good gods. You should be embarrassed for letting anyone see this crap.

    I really hope for your sake that this is just a bad troll.

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  11. Derpbutt.

    MLPasta right here.

    (Also, we need a category name. I’d recommend ‘Horse Throat’, but that isn’t really too good, in my opinion. Any other ideas?)

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  12. I happen to actually like ponies(my name makes that obvious, though.) – and pony gore, too – but this pasta is terrible. You don’t need to hate ponies to realize who made this should ram a shotgun up HIS/HER butthole. Really, a pony creepypasta would only work if a brilliant writer was making it. And no, Cupcakes/Rainbow Factory/Cheerilie’s Garden/etc. are not creepypastas.

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  13. You know guys these people might have gone through this and are traumatized by now but you guys continue to harass this guy! I actually feel sorry for the guy. This is so immature of all of you! Now quit being the assholes your being and quit the little shit of how this is so childish. Man, how many people have to be assholes and shitheads to people before realizing this may be real for the person. And FYI, it doesn’t matter if this was fake or not this is really a good creepy pasta. What do you shitheads know about making a creepypasta. Man, just quit. Thank you, all of you assholes, shitheads, and just plain out being a bitch. Thank you and have a nice day. :)

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    • 1. This is a creepypasta. NOT REAL.
      2. Ponypastas cannot be done. They just can’t be.
      3. GORE GORE GORE does not equal horror.
      4. “rams a shotgun up her butthole”
      5. Are you aware some of these people you are dissing are pro creepypasta writers? (sadly not me :/)
      6. I’m a shithead and an asshole because this pasta is BAD?
      7. One of the biggest points of things ending up on Crappypasta is y’know, because it’s BAD.
      So please, shut up. Also, this sounds an awful lot like you’re the author or one of the author’s friends.

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      • Joke.
        It was a joke.
        Why is everyone on the internet against jokes?
        Gah.

        (I hope it was a joke…)

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    • Get out.

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    • The author clicked the allow on crappypasta and what did you think the feedback would be? It’s a MLP pasta with no creepy to be found. Not to mention the cartoonish deaths.

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  14. Why? WHY do u peaple u sick twisted peaple wright gore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

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    • Why, why do you sick, twisted people insist on destroying the language I love?

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  15. I may be a Pegasister, but this is going to far. Most MLP fanfics are disturbing, but I don’t wanna imagine discord “you know what” with AJ. I just don’t. And please, never use references to other stuff like hotdiggitydemon and mortal combat. It just ruins everything.

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  16. Oh, and I’m going to mention this again. If you rape ponies, you’re sick bastard. You are a human, stop raping ponies. Be civilized.

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  17. Haha! This has so many errors! I love mlp- but what got me hooked was CUPCAKES!!!! I love the gores! Especially if twi and the other get slaughtered! Haha! I’m messed up in the head-
    =^.^=

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    • Oh my god. From the posts you’ve already made, I hate you, but this puts me over the edge.

      Acting ‘random’, ‘psycho’ and ‘messed up in the head’ does not make you interesting or a *special little fucking snowflake*, especially when you put a cat face after everything you say.

      We don’t care what sick pony gore fetishes you have, please do not bother us about them. Or anyone.

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    • Go please. Just go.

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    • Lol cupcakes is why I’ma brony in the first place :P

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  18. I couldn’t shit something this bad if I tried. I hope 1000masks and DeadAces shine the light of doom on this shit.

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  19. You fucking fetishize this don’t you?

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  20. Being the brony I am, I know this is going WAAAAYYYYY too far. Not only that, but I don’t really care for Discord.

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  21. What the fuck is happening to lost episodes? They don’t make you unable to move! It would have to be like a possessed DVD or something!

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  22. Look, bad grammar, lots of gore, but not so bad. I loved this the first time I found it. And I’ll never get why these people think it’s cool to not want people to be different, or to hate MLP without watching it when it’s clearly something for everyone.

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  23. Hypnotizing :P

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  24. I do not know why this is classed as a “Crappypasta”. It is a great CreepyPasta! it ain’t crap. Best one I have ever seen! :)

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    • Get out of here and never return, you uneducated twit.

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