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Love…

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I once told some I love them.
I fell in love with my best friend.
I told him I loved him.
Then, he met his end.

I once someone I loved them.
I prayed for my sick mom.
I told her, I loved her.
Now, she is gone.

Once told someone I loved them.
I stared in the mirror at myself.
I told myself, I love you.
Then, I was dragged to hell.

As you see.
Love…
Love, is a dirty deed.
Tell it to someone,
And they are certain to bleed.
Whether it fast, or slow.
Love is death.
Where ever you go.
Credit To – Jasmine S.

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11 Comments

  1. The drama of the middle-school break-up!

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  2. Once I told a can of budweiser “I love you”.
    Now, I am an alcoholic.
    It was good, but then I got too drunk.
    And now my head hurts. -1/10

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  3. Man, I love this poem. I really thought it was brilliant how the author kept forgetting that they had a rhyme scheme.

    Really, though, (probably obviously) I didn’t like it. It does seem to reek of middle school ‘love’ drama, which just makes me think, “blargh”.

    Anyway, have I ever told you guys how much I love you all? Nohomo.

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  4. Everyone dies. We get it. Did you kill them? Or is it all breakups? I don’t even know… It goes from no attempt to rhyme and then the last stanza, BOOM rhyming. Make up your mind.

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  5. What happens if you told somebody that you loved them, then fall in love with someone else? Does the person come back to life?

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  6. Edgy teen alert

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  7. I really like the idea of a you know, love just kills someone but, you cant rhyme to save a life here man, COMMON, look at a freiken rhyming dictunary

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    • Looking at a standard dictionary would help some people.

      Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, this was bad though.

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  8. I don’t know about this song by Huey Lewis and the Angst, you guys…

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  9. A person dies? Sorry, but that’s not enough for your scary story, and I use that word loosely.

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  10. “I once someone I loved them”

    Fucking Brilliant.

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